At the risk of sounding rude, yeah...I could write it and send it to my butt.
I really can't find anyone who'd want me to collaborate with them, I've been
trying for years to get the kind of equipment to even get a crappy flash cartoon on Youtube that I know no one's going to watch or even care about. You think I'd've wasted my time on fan arts and YTP's if I could do something better? The least I could do is throw another animation fan blog out there into the world, but I've put that off so long it wouldn't matter. That one's all on me, I admit. I really should have started sooner with that. There's stuff that was my fault I'd admit, but most of everything has been beyond my control. If you know anyone who'd love to get a script to film together for something, by all means
help me.
I could make the joke about pulling a better such and such out of a private area, but truth is, I just don't have the means to.