Penguin Thread

[Beauregard]

One ~~~~~~

Two s ~~~~~

 

[Don'tLiveonMoon]

My brother was telling me the other day that all of the Goth kids at his high school have a sticker on their bookbags that says "One by one, the penguins take my sanity." And he's like... But then he said he remembered when we visited friends of our mom's who are really into penguins. They collect *tons* of penguin stuff, and it's everywhere. He said he went to the bathroom, and wherever he looked there was a penguin and it was very unnerving. So then he said, "Yeah, I guess I know how that feels!!" :lol:
Erin

 

[Fozzie Bear]

All Eyes Are Upon You--The Penguins Watch!!

 

[sarah_yzma]

that's when you decide to wait until you get home, no matter how long you have to wait.

 

[Don'tLiveonMoon]

that's when you decide to wait until you get home, no matter how long you have to wait.

LOL!!!!! Yeah, I think Nathan will bear that in mind next time we visit...
Erin

 

[sarah_yzma]

I would just put something over their little penguin eyeballs

 

[Don'tLiveonMoon]

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=penguin

This is somewhere on the fun and games board too, but I had to try it out with "penguin" and see what came up. I got "Penguin really satisfies."
Erin

 

[Don'tLiveonMoon]

I came across this little gem in "Reader's Digest" and had to pass it along...

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?" "Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
Erin

 

[Crazy Harry]

Quack!
Quack!
Quack!
Meow!
You get out of here and learn your lines.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Now THAT was funn-ee!!

By the way, has anybody got any turn-around shots of a good Muppet Penguin? I think you know what I want to do now...

Oh, and do we have a link to Luke's original Gratuitous Penguins thread?