Palisades Lunch Break

[ElecMayhem]

Who shot what in the who now?

Actually, I think we need a company theme song. Ooh, and a mascot.

Okay, I will work on it. Stay tuned.

 

[GLUE]

How about "Some people stand in the darknesssssssss afraid to look into the lightttttttt hmmmm hmm hhmmmmm hmmm hhmmmm" Sounds familiar but we can use it. Or we can use " Believe it or not, I'm walkin on air, I never thought I could be so freeeeeee." I think that ones takin. How about we just use Vanilla Ice's "Ice, Ice Baby!" We can all get hip jackets that say "word to your motha" in sequines......awesome!

 

[Lu775]

Super Dancin' Travis. Episode 3

Super Dancin’ Travis Episode 3


Morning. Pan across the kitchen to Super Dancing Travis (SDT) drinking his 4th cup of coffee. (the coffee pot sits on the counter half empty).He stares lovingly at a large framed photo of Ken.

SDT: sigh

Stewart eats from his breakfast buffet. A cloud passes the window, darkening the room.

SDT: Rain cloud? But the weather man said it would be sunny all day!
Stewart: Meow

Sensing something is amiss SDT opens the window. Leaning out, he realizes that it’s not a dark cloud, but smoke!

SDT: (sniffing, coughing) Burnt Popcorn?! But that’s my signature scent! What’s going on here? (peering out the window) Stewart, that smoke seems to be coming from the park! Let’s go!

Stewart: Meow

Popping his invincibility pills, and humming "When Smokey Sings" SDT grooves his way towards the source of the smoke. He approaches a stone bridge, the only entrance to the city park. As he starts to cross a figure emerges from under the bridge….

Troll: Stay where you are! No one crosses my bridge!

SDT: Who are you?

Troll: I’m Grog, the office Troll, but you can call me Sir Glue.

SDT: Office Troll? Isn’t this the park? I think you’re out of your jurisdiction!

Glue: I know, I know. I used to work in that office next to the park, but they kicked me out. So I came here. Demoted to a darn bridge troll now! (grumble grumble)

SDT: Who kicked you out?

Glue: That Blasted Terminex guy!!! Stole my girl, my office and booted me out! But I’ll get my revenge- I’m smoking them outta there!

SDT: Smoking them out?

Glue: That’s right. Check this out!

Glue leads SDT and Stewart under the bridge. He has a surprisingly large, posh cave under there. He leads them over to one wall…the wall is whirring and buzzing….and we see it is in fact a wall of microwaves. Each one contains a bag of popcorn, and is set on high for 5 minutes. The popcorn is burning and flaming and the billowing smoke is being directed up a chimney.

Glue: ha ha! Take that you office stealing, girlfriend thieving Terminex guy!!! Hahahahahah!

SDT: (to Stewart) This doesn’t look good.

Stewart: Meow.

Episode 3. Part 1. End.

 

[ElecMayhem]

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

I am on the edge of my seat. What will happen? Ah, the suspense is killing me.

I am just going to sleep. Someone wake me when the next chapter is posted.

 

[Slim]

ME LIKE!

Love the addition of the office troll! I can't wait for part 2....

 

[GLUE]

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr troll mad, Troll crush Travis!! Man this story is gonna be huge by the time your done. We should publish in hardback

 

[towels]

Graphic novel! Graphic novel! Graphic novel!

 

[ElecMayhem]

Um... Just for the record, we go out to lunch on Fridays. So, talk a mongst yourselves. Perhaps we will be some post-lunch hijinks, if we do not use up our whole alloted 3 hours.

 

[towels]

Originally posted by ElecMayhem
Um... Just for the record, we go out to lunch on Fridays. So, talk a mongst yourselves. Perhaps we will be some post-lunch hijinks, if we do not use up our whole alloted 3 hours.

There's a record?
Why don't you take the megaCAR and keep posting anyway!
What's it going to be like over the weekend? Am I going to have to try to log in so I keep up on Saturday and Sunday too or are you going to watch football like the rest of the US?

 

[SuprGro78]

If you're gonna have 'Word to your Motha' written on your jackets at least use Iron On Rhinestones. That'll look way classier. (Think Miss America Pageant)