It was like, 
"

Here Telly, open this can. 
Telly: Oh, you always do this to me.  There is going to be a bad message board in that can.

Maybe this time it will be something different.  Maybe it will be a new Christmas contest.
Telly:  Oh, I love Christmas contests.  But what if it's a bad message board?

You'll have to open the can to find out.  It wouldn't be a surprise if I told you.
Telly:  Oh, ok.  I guess I'll open the can.
**Opens the can and a bad message board message pops out**
Telly:  AHHHHHHHH!!! Oh Ken!  You always do this to me!

And I love it everytime!"
End scenario