One Crazy Christmas Happening

[ryhoyarbie]

Chapter 10

The muppets were looking around to where they were as they were sitting in the sleigh descending. Finally the descending stopped and the muppets were at ground level with everyone else. A few of the muppets looked up to see where they were before. They must have figured they went down about two or three stories.

The muppets fixated their sights to behold literally hundreds of elves working. But to their surprise, the evles looked like young little boys and girls. But in actuality the elves themsselves were either hundres of years old to thousands of years old.

"This is incredible," Robin looked around, amazed at the sight he was looking at. Robin had always wondered what the North Pole would look like, especially Santa's workshop, and now he knew.

"This would be a great place to work out. I bet they have a workers union and everything," Scooter spoke up.

Kermit frowned at Scooter but turned his attention back at the elves.

"Imagine the kinds of damage we can do to this place," Randy's eyes were lit up with glee.

"Where to start, where to start!" Andy added, looking around, trying to make a decision.

Piggy gave both the young pigs a stern look, prompting them to forget about what ever mayhem they were going to cause.

Suddenly two evles started to walk up to the muppets, a young man and young woman, both that looked like they were about fifteenn years of age.

The young man looked at the muppets. "Thank you for coming. We really appreciate it."

"We weren't sure if you would take the note we sent down seriously," the woman calmly spoke.

"That was you?" Kermit said in surprise.

"Yes," the man said. He then sighed and continued. "We have a problem."

The woman continued where the man left off. "We regret that Santa Clause is sick this year. This is the first time this has happened. And we didn't know what to do."

As the rest of the muppets watched, Kermit spoke up. "Couldn't you all just ride in the sleigh and deliver the presents across the world?"

The man looked at the green frog. "Well we're not really supposed to ride in it. It's one of the big guys rules."

"Man, talk about a harsh boss. I would have mutinied if I couldn't get to ride on the sleigh," Rizzo replied.

Kermit shot a look at Rizzo. "Rizzo," Kermit calmly said.

Kermit looked back at the young man and woman. "We'll since we're here, we might as help you all."

"And besides, it would be a short fan fic if we said no!" Rowlf quipped.

The muppets started to laugh and do did the two elves.

"Well since you're here, we might as well give you a tour of the place," the young woman said. "By the way, I'm Jenda, and the young man is Kris."

Kermit nodded at their acknowldgements. "I'm Kermt, and this are my friends. We have......."

"Thanks, but we know all the muppets names," Jenda kindly said. "If you all follow me please."

The muppets got out of the sleigh and began walking, following Jenda and Kris.

Gozno was carrying Camilla, who had freezed while on route to come over here. "Can anyone thaw out a chicken?"

Kris looked at Gonzo and wanted to help him with his delemma. "Hand me Camilla. I'll take care of her."

Gonzo gave his beloved girlfriend over to Kirs. "Just try not to cook her. The Swedish Chef has been trying to do that for years."

Kris smiled and walked off with Camilla.

"Where's the cafeteria when you need one, I'm starving", Rizzo was patting his stomach.

Jenda looked at Rizzo. "We got all the food you can eat. Want some cookies?"

Rizzo's eyes lit up. "Do I! Are they chocolate chip?"

Jenda smiled. "They sure are."

Jenda motioned for one of the workers to come over to her. "Get our guests all the chocolate chips cookies and glasses of cold milk they can gave."

Piggy sighed. "And here moi was trying to lose a little weight."

"Looks like you could stand to lose a lot of weight!" Rowlf laughed.

Piggy grabbed Rowlf by his ears. "Watch it or I'll make you into a throw rug."

She let go of Rowlf while leaving Rowlf to massage his ears, trying to reduce the pain.

"Good one Rowlf," Clifford smiled as he high-fived the dog.

A few minutes later several evles brought the muppets each a glass of milk and several gigantic sized chocolate chip cookies.

Rizzo started to chow down. "Now this is what I'm talking about here!"

As they were eating the cookies. They looked around at the workshop.

The workshop itself was composed of different rooms. But the room the muppets were at seemed like the main room. It had two stories, with the stairs coming out on both sides that could take one to the second floor where other evles were working.

Plus the workshop was decorated in christmas decorates, from misletoe, to various christmas lights blinking, to christmas reefs hanging. There was also an enomous christmas tree that literally reached to the top of the ceiling. It was also deoctaed with chirstmas lights and different ordainments. Underneath the tree were hundreds to thousands of presents too.

All the elves were working on different things around the workshop. Some were putting the final touches on dolls, while others were checking to make sure that other items like bicycles were in working order.

Each of the elves were wearing different outfits, mostly comprising of red, green, blue, and white christmas colors, though some of the ladies were also wearing pink and yellow outfits too.

Suddenly the elves started to sing, to the muppets amazement.

"Ho ho ho.
Ho ho ho.
We are Santa's elves.

We are Santa's elves,
Filling Santa's shelves With a toy
For each girl and boy.
Oh, we are Santa's elves.

We work hard all day,
But our work is play.
Dolls we try out,
See if they cry out.
We are Santa's elves.

We've a special job each year.
We don't like to brag.
Christmas Eve we always
Fill Santa's bag.

Santa knows who's good.
Do the things you should.
And we bet you,
He won't forget you.
We are Santa's elves.

Ho ho ho. Ho ho ho.
We are Santa's elves.
Ho Ho!"

The muppets clapped, with a few whistling, approving of the song.

Kris walked up to the muppets, who were finishing their milk and cookies, holding Camilla. "Gonzo, I believe she is yours."

Gonzo looked up to see his girlfriend. "Oh gee thanks." Gonzo grabbed the bird and hugged her, and then smelled her. "Wow, what a fragrace!"

Kris smiled. "It's apple cinnamon. Glad you liked it."

Jenda proceeded to speak. "We should show you to the big guy himself."

"We're going to meet God?" Beauregard spoke up.

Everyone just shook their heads in frustration.

"No Beauregard, we're going to see Santa Clause, although kids think of Santa as a god of sorts too," Jenda smiled at the muppet. "This way."

The muppets, along with Jenda and Kris went up the stair and walked towards a hallway, away from the workshop. They stopped as they saw two big doors shapped like candy canes.

Rizzo took notice of the candy shapped doors. "Are those real candy canes?"

Jenda smiled with assurance at him. "Yes they are."

Rizzo darted past the rest of the muppets and jumped up to the candy cane door and began licking them.

As Rizzo continued to lick the doors, they slowly came open. Kris and Jenda motioned for the rest of the muppets to follow them inside Santa's room.

As the muppets began walking in, Clifford looked at Rizzo who was still licking the candy cane doors. "Yo, Riz, come on. Ask Santa for some of those for your christmas present when we meet him."

Rizzo continued to lick the doors, not even budging.

Clifford grabbed Rizzo's tail and yanked him from the doors to join the others.

The muppets saw Santa Clause himself in bed, laying and wearing some red pajamas while still wearing his glasses. Strangely enough, Santa Clause looked similiar to Tim Allen.

Kris turned to the muppets. "And now I'm pleased to introduce you all to Santa Clause. Santa this is the muppets. Muppets, this is Santa."

Young Robin was star struck and couldn't say anything.

Santa looked at the muppets. "Ah, the muppets. The ones who are trying to make people happy, dedicating themsevles to the lovers and dreamers."

Kermit gulped being nervous yet excited at the same time. "Yes sir, that's us."

Santa smiled at the green frog. "My dear, Kermit, you don't have to call me sir. Besides, I work for a living!" Santa started to chuckle and then coughed some. "Blasted cough."

"Gee Santa, it seems like you need a doctor," Robin was able to finally manage to say something.

"I can get dressed in scrubs and go at the old routine as Doctor Bob and check you out," Rowlf though.

"No thank you. I've already seen the best doctor up here in the North Pole," Santa explained.

Gonzo got up and faced Santa as he continued to lay in bed. "Say, you look like Tim Allen."

Santa shook his head. "I'm not Tim Allen."

Gonzo grabbed a script from out of nowhere. "Then how come it says on this script the part of Santa Clause will be played by Tim Allen?"

Santa looked embarrassed and started to blush. "Alright, so I sold my soul to Disney. They own me now."

Fozzie looked a little paler than usual. "They own us too." Fozzie sighed.

Santa got back to why he called the muppets. "Anyway, I'm glad you're all here because I need help with delivering all of the toys to all the girls and boys around the world."

Kermit looked at the other muppets then back at Santa. "Well Santa, we'll do it. Just because we don't want to uspet any of those kids who have been good all year long."

"That and if we said no, this story would be over with," Scooter added.

Santa smiled, glad the muppets were going to help him with his problem. "Good, but there's something else."

Rizzo humphed. "I knew there was going to be a 'but' in this conversation."

Santa continued. "There's someone who's been trying to sabotage christmas for a few years now and this year he may do it since I'm sick."

"And I thought this adventure wouldn't feature a villian this time," Rowlf shrugged. "Here's your five bucks Scooter."

The muppets, Santa, Kris, and Jenda looked at Rowlf, confused.

"We made bet, you know, a bet, a bet," Rowlf explained.

Suddenly a beautiful woman with long brown hair came calling out. "Yes?" The woman looked around.

Rowlf shook his head and looked at the audience. "Cheap old joke we're still trying to do ever since we did it in The Muppt Movie folks."

Kermit looked at Santa. "Who is this person?"

Santa continued to explain. "His name is Harrison the elf. He's been serving under me for a very long time, until he was banned a few years ago. And now he's fed up with christmas in general and wants the holiday to stop," Santa said. "He thinks that if no one delivers the toys, there would not be a christmas."

The muppets gasped in surprise.

"That's a pretty messed up dude," Clifford looked at everyone.

Santa shook his head. "He thinks that christmas has become to commercialized and people have lost the true meaning of christmas."

Piggy spoke up. "Well moi has always known, buy yourself as many gifts as you can afford."

"I don't think that's it Piggy," Kermit looked at her.

"Well that's what christmas means to me, thank you very much," Piggy hissed in retaliation.

"Such a premadonna," Rowlf whispered at Fozzie who then nodded.

Santa didn't feel like argueing the true meaning of christmas with Miss Piggy, since he was sick. "Well you all have atleast thirteen hours or so before you need to make the trip. So make yourselves at home until you all leave."

"Oh boy, I can go back and eat that candy cane door," Rizzo turned his attention to the candy covered doors.

Santa looked on at Rizzo. "If you want something to eat, just ask."

"But Rizzo, you just ate some cookies," Gonzo responded.

Rizzo hit Gonzo in the gut. "Who cares, it's free, and that means I'm eating everything!"

Santa smiled. "Jenda, Kris, tell Kermit the frog and company where all they're going to be stopping at on their trip. And try not to find Harrison. I fear he maybe lurking around somewhere, waiting for his time to bring his plan to full circle."

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Sorry I didn't read this story before! It's awesome! Especially the "selling their soul" part. So fun-nie!!!

 

[ryhoyarbie]

Chapter 11: Someone Meets Harrison

In another part of the North Pole, there lied a cave that was secluded from the rest of the inhabitants. Even Santa Clause and his elves didn't know the cave even existed because it was in a mountain that was always covered by snow each year. However, someone discovered the cave a couple of years prior and made a home out of it. That someone was Harrision the elf.

Harrison was older than the rest of the elves in Santa's workshop. He was around twenty years of age. He was also above height for a normal elf who would be about three to four and a half feet. Harrison was actually five foot ten, about the same size as Santa Clause himself. He looked paler than most of the other elves because of living in a cave for two years and not being able to eat good food. His health was also not good because of being in a cave for not only during the winter season, but for being in the cave for two years.

Harrison was wearing old clothes that had worn out over the two years. They were now an errie/muddy brown and had lost their true colors. The clothes also had several holes in them, from a few holes on the shirt to a few holes on the pants. Harrison was also wearing some gloves that had wholes on the finger tips, exposing his fingers.

Harrison's face had some dirt around his cheeks and his brown hair was dirty and filthy too.

Harrison was looking at a magical crystal ball he had stolen from Santa's workshop just before he got thrown out. The crystal ball itself could actually look at other places aroudn the world, such as Santa's workshop, or somebody's home, etc. But the only thing Harrison ever watched was Santa's workshop and all the cheerful happy elves making toys and singing christmas songs. Harrison despised the elves and all the happiness they displayed, and he despised Santa Clause even more.

"So, the Santa Clause is sick and called up some people to help him with tonight's delivery," Harrison looked as he viewed the crystal ball. "Too bad their not going to make it."

Harrison made a fist with his left hand and pounded it against his right hand.

He started to pace around the cave. "I need to take care of those muppets before they can get a chance to deliver Santa's toys."

Harrison was trying to think of a way to stop the muppets. Suddenly, a light came on in his head. "I'll just visit the workshop, bypassing the security, and get those muppets."

An evil grin formed on Harrison's face as he started to dance around the cave, overjoyed with what will happen with christmas.

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Meanwhile, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem were riding in a sled that was being pulled by six dogs and Animal.

The band were fitted with large coats, ear muffs, scarfs, mittens, hats, the whole package.

Dr. Teeth was driving the sled while Floyd was the navigator looking at the map. Janice, Zoot, and Lips were just sitting, trying to keep warm.

"Hey Floyd, my musician intellect detects that we'd be lost," Dr. Teeth pointed out.

Floyd was having trouble figuring out where they were exactly. "Hey man, we are and am lost. I ain't makin' no heads or tails of this map. And sure enough, not makin' any other body parts either."

Janice sighed. "Oh Bummer."

Lips pointed a bright spot though. "Atleast Animal seems to be having fun."

Animal was running the whole time with his toung out, carrying the sled with the dogs, while the snow on the ground was flying around in his and the dogs faces.

"Faster doggies, faster! Ahhhhh!!!!" Animal shouted.

Floyd looked over at Zoot, who was passed out and asleep. "How in the name of Hurricane Zantos the third can Zoot be asleep in a place like this?"

Suddenly Floyd caught wind of a light that was coming from a cave. "Hey Dr. Teeth, check up ahead at that light."

Dr. Teeth gazed his eyes and saw the light too.

Janice shook her head. "We're not going in there."

Floyd looked at her, curiously. "And why not?"

Janice answered. "Because the last time I went inside a place that had a light was when someone said they wanted me to come into their house and look around."

Dr. Teeth's interest was peeked. "What happened?"

"Like I can't tell you all what happened. This is a G rated story, fer sure!" Janice stated.

The band started to grumble at Janice's answer.

Dr. Teeth decided to go for it. "Sorry Janice, but this doctor is taking us towards the light."

Dr. Teeth tugged on the reigns and made the dogs and Animal run over to the light.

Within several minutes later, the sled came to a stop and the band got out of it, all except Zoot who was still sleeping.

Dr. Teeth humphed. "Why is he still alseep."

Lips suddnely got an idea on how to wake up his band friend. Lips got close to Zoot's left ear. "Hey Zoot, your saxaphone is lost!"

Suddenly Zoot awoke and rised up, looking around. "A wha, wha, what about my saxaphone being lost?"

"Well that got him up," Dr. Teeth let out a grin. "Come on gang."

The Electric Mayhem were walking into the cave when they came across Harrison dancing.

"Dude ain't even dancing to music," Floyd remarked. "His brain must be lost."

"Like maybe he should try Hare Krishna," Janice joked.

As Harrison continued to dance, unaware of the band, Animal came up to the elf. "Ahh, crazy person!" Animal said.

Harrison stopped and looked at Animal. "I've never seen you in the woods before?"

Animal sniffed Harrison and scrunched up his face. "You smell funny."

"Hey lay off the guy in the rags," Dr. Teeth said to Animal.

Harrison glanced and saw the other band members. "Who are you?"

"We am are and the they who are known as the Electric Mayhem," Floyd answered.

Harrison started to walk towards the band, moving them to a corner of the cave. "Well now you are mine."

Janice hit Dr. Teeth in the arm. "Like I told you we shouldn't have come in here. Something always bad happens when you go into a place with the lights on."

"Oh man, this is skydidaleedomp crazy," Zoot looked at his band mates.

'You're not going to help us locate Santa Clause. We're supposed to be playing a gig at his workshop today," Dr, Teeth explained.

That struck a nerve with Harrison. "You're going to be playing for Santa Clause? You're definitely going to be locked up."

Lips looked at Floyd. "I take it he hates the big guy."

"That or.........Okay, well that," Floyd said.

"Like I can see you don't get that many visitors with that kind of bad hospitality, fer sure," Janice said.

Harrison proceeded to tie up the band in chains.

"Hey, how'd you get these chains while living in a cave?" Floyd wanted to know.

Harrison looked at Floyd. "Hey, it's a movie. Sometimes props just come out of nowhere."

The band grumbled, except Zoot, who managed to fall asleep again. Zoot suddenly started to snore really loud.

The band shook their heads. "This is going to be a long day," the five band musicians said together.

 

[ryhoyarbie]

Chapter 12: The Disappearing Act

Jendra and Kris were giving the million dollar tour to the muppets, and briefing them on what time they should leave to deliever the toys and the flight plan they should take.

The muppets had been walking for what seemed like hours, walking around and seeing the different rooms of Santa's place.

Jenda and Kris stopped once they had arrived back at the room in which they had started the tour.

Jenda looked at the muppets. "And this concludes the tour everyone."

Beauregard noticed a door that he had not seen before. "Hey, where does that lead to?"

Jenda and Kris took notice of what Beau was talking about. "Oh, that's the broom closet," Kris answered.

"The best room of them all," Beau sighed. Beau walked over and opened the door to see several mops, brooms, and mop buckets laying in the closet. "Oh ya, this is the sweet stuff," Beau said as he picked up a mop.

The muppets were perplexed with the array of profoundness Beauregard had with regarding cleaning items.

Jenda looked at Beauregard and then turned to address the rest of the muppets. She was a little speechless with what Beau just did. "You all are free to do whatever you wish. You can eat, get something to drink, sleep, anything."

Andy and Randy spoke up. "Anything?"

Piggy shot a star at her newphews, knowing to well what they were thinking. "Except cause trouble."

Both pigs sighed at not getting what they they wanted to do.

With that Kris and Jendra walked away from the muppet group, eager to get other things done.

Kermit looked at his friends. "Well go and have some fun guys."

Rizzo was the first to dart past the gang. "I'm going to get some more cookies."

Gonzo looked at Camilla. "Come on, let's go lurking through the corridoors, you know, the odd places that they didn't show us on the tour."

"Bwak Bwak," Camilla said.

Andy and Randy started to walk off as Piggy watched them. "Argh, I guess I'll keep my eye on those two."

"I'm going to go see if any of these elves have any good joke books for me," Fozzie said, darting off in another direction of the workplace.

"And I'm going to talk to some of the elves about their jobs and if they need any help with me assisting them," Scooter said, walking off.

"I think I'm going to find Rizzo and make sure he doesn't eat the entire kitchen," Clifford remarked, moving off from Kermit and Rowlf.

"I'm just guessing someone has a piano around here for me to play on," Rowlf replied, heading to another part of the building.

Kermit looked at Robin. "I suppose you want to venture around too?"

Robin nodded. "Oh boy, do I ever."

"Well okay, but don't get into any trouble," Kermit said.

"I won't Uncle Kermit," Robin answered as he walked off.

Kermit realized he was the only one left out of the group, well all except Beauregard who was now holding several mops and brooms in his hands, grasping them tightly with affection.

Kermit looked at Beauregard with a puzzled expression. However, he didn't want to ask why Beauregard was acting that way with cleaning equipment, and started to walk, seeing some more of the workshop.


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Gonzo and Camillia were walking around an empty hallway, with no elves around. Gonzo decided to open the door to see what the room was.

Gonzo and Camilla gazed in the room and saw dirty clothing, towls, and rags. This was the laundry room.

Gonzo's eyes widened. "Oh Camilla, look. This is where the fun really is at."

Camilla nodded at her companion.

Gonzo walked over and picked up a dirt towl. "If this towl could talk, I wonder what kind of stories it would tell."

However, Gonzo and Camilla didn't know there was another person in the room, watching them as they went through the dirty laundry.

Gonzo picked up a rag. "Oh rag, if only you could tell me whose behind you've been cleaning off." Gonzo sighed.

Suddenly the man who had been watching in the shadows walked up to Gonzo and Camilla.

Both of them panicked as they saw the man, but relaxed a little when Gonzo noticed it was another elf. "Sorry, we were just looking around," Gonzo said.

The man didn't say anything. He just grabbed both of them and put them in a bag and left the room.

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Clifford and managed to find Rizzo in the cafeteria, eating all the food insight.

Several chefs were bringing plates of food for Rizzo to eat.

Clifford could believe Rizzo was managing to eat all the plates of food. "Yo Riz, you doing okay?"

Rizzo didn't say anything and continued to stuff himself with food.

"Riz, I think you need to control your eating. If you don't watch it, you could get overweight," Clifford added.

Rizzo stopped eating and looked at Clifford. "Nonsense, if there's one thing I know, it's that rats can eat nonstop without getting fat."

"Then how come whenever I go to the gym I see a lot of overweight rats hitting the treadmills."

Rizzo shrugged his shoulders. "Who knows, who cares." Rizzo continued to eat.

Another chef walked over to Clifford and Rizzo, but he wasn't carrying a plate of food. He was carrying a brown bag.

Rizzo took notice. "Hey, where's another plate of food for me?"

The man dressed up in a chefs outfit grabbed the two muppets and put them in the bag and walked out of the cafeteria.


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Fozzie was walking aroumd, asking the different elves if they had any joke books for him to take back home. All of the elves shook their heads, except one who pointed Fozzie towards another hallway. However, the elf herself was trying to get Fozzie away so she and the other elves could finish their work.

Fozzie was walking down the hallway. He passed by several elves who didn't answer his question about where they kept the joke books. Fozzie continued to walk around before reaching a dead end.

Fozzie looked up and sighed. "Oh, those elves just wanted me to get away from them."

Fozzie turned back and continued to walk back where he came from until he saw a figure. Fozzie walked up to the elf, who was pretty tall compared to the rest of the elves Fozzie had seen. "Hey, do you know where there are any joke books?"

The man didn't answer Fozzie and just stared at him.

Fozzie got a little frustrated. "What, do I have bad breath or something? Is that why you're not answering me?"

Suddenly, the man grabbed Fozzie and took him in another room.

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Scooter was taking note of the elves and how proficient they were in their work habits. "So how many hours a day do you guys work during the holidays?"

One of the elves, a male that looked like a six year old boy answered. "About twelve hours a day, for about two months."

Scooter was surprised. "No kidding. And what about after christmas?"

"After that, we party and take a break," the elf responded, continuing to check on some teddy bears.

Scooter was amazed. Scooter continued to make his way for the next twenty minutes or so asking elves different things relating about their jobs.

Scooter finally managed to get the answers he wanted when he noticed he was at the end of the room. With the answers he got from the workers, he wondered if people in highe poisistions like Kris and Jendra would have different or similar answers. Scooter decided to venture around in hopes of finding them.

As Scooter was walking, he headed to different halls until he came across a door that said "upper management only" as the sign read. "I bet they're in there," Scooter said to himself.

He walked in, even though he thought he was trespassing somewhat. But to Scooter's surprise, there was no one in the room. He glanced around and decided to move on.

As he shut the door he looked at a man right behind him. "Oh boy, you almost scared me mister. Say, you wouldn't happen to know where Jendra or Kris are?"

The man just stared at Scooter.

Scooter started to feel awkward with the guy and tried to move around him before the guy followed his moves. "Mister, is there something I can do for you?"

The guy just stood there. He then got a bag and opened it. He pointed at Scooter for him to get in the bag.

Scooter was confused and scared at the same time. "You want me to get in there?"

The man nodded.

Scooter suddenly started to quickly move but was caught by the man. The man then put Scooter in the bag and then disappeared.

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As for Piggy and her nephews, they were surprisingly behaving themselves, even though Piggy thought they did it because she was around to supervise them. However, Piggy was getting tired of watching them and wanted to opt for doing something different.

All three pigs came across a door that said "History" on it. Andy and Randy looked at each other.

"I wonder what this room is for?" Randy looked at his brother.

"I don't know, but let's go inside and find out," Andy replied.

Piggy just humphed and walked in the room with her nephews.

The room itself was filled with all sorts of books and computers and different papers. Andy and Randy looked disappointed.

"This doesn't look like a fun room," Andy said.

"Nothing but those things people read," Randy observed.

"Those things are called books," Piggy said rolling her eyes at Randy.

"Let's get on those things people type on and look up pictures of people who are nake....." Andy said before being interrupted by Piggy.

"Ha ha, um, Andy dear, we can't say that word," Piggy was trying to tell him.

"But why can't I. The frogs and that dog are nake...." Andy said before being interrupted by Piggy again.

Piggy grabbed Andy by his shirt. "Shut up kid, I don't want to get in trouble by the censors after they get hundreds of phone calls from angry parents."

Andy didn't understand. "But Aunt Piggy, what people?"

Piggy pointed to the audience.

"Oh those people!" Andy said in surprise.

Piggy motioned for the two pigs to follow her. "Come on you two, let's go find Kermit."

Both young pigs grumbled but did as their aunt asked and walked out of the room.

But to all three pigs surprise, there was a man waiting for them outside.

Andy and Randy looked at the man.

"Hey, maybe this guy wants to look at those kinds of pictures on the thingy that you look those kinds of pictures up," Andy replied.

Suddenly the man started to grab all three.

Piggy got mad. "Oh no you don't buster. Try to grab moi why don't you!" Piggy said. Suddenly Piggy did a karate chop on him. "Hi-ya!" She screamed. But the man quickly moved away, dodging Piggy in which Piggy ended up hitting the wall.

Piggy started to shake. "Ttttthhhhhaaaaatttttttt hhhhhhhaaaaaaasssss nnnnnneeeeevvvvvvveeeeerrrrr hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaapppppppppeeeeeennnnneeeeeedddddddddd bbbbbbeeeeeefffffooooooorrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee," Piggy said while stuttering.

The man quickly finished grabbing Andy and Randy and then grabbed Piggy and left.

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One of the elves was showing Rowlf the dog an old wooden piano. "The thing hasn't been used in years because no one knows how to tune up a piano."

"Oh boy, I love out of tune pianos," Rowlf remarked. "I can tune it for ya."

"Would you. That would be great," the elf said, thinking that Rowlf's assistance would be grateful.

"Oh sure, I can whip this little baby back into shape," Rowlf replied, looking at the piano.

"Well I'll leave you to the old thing then," the elf said. "How long will it take you?"

Rowlf proceeded to test the old thing by hitting a few notes. Rowlf didn't liek the raw sound he had just heard. "About thirty minutes or so. But if you hear me hitting the ol' ivories before that, then it's tuned up.

The elf nodded and left Rowlf to tune the piano up.

Rowlf noticed a pad of paper with a pencil sitting by a table and grabbed it to use it to note the piano notes that needed to be tuned up.

However, to Rowlf's surprise, just about every single key needed to be tuned.

"Oh girl, what have they done to you," Rowlf said in saddness at the piano.

As Rowlf was tuning the piano, a man walked into the room. he approached Rowlf and hoovered over the dog.

Rowlf felt uncomfortable and turned around to see the man. "Hey there, my name's Rowlf the dog and I play the piano. I also like to tune them up."

The man didn't say anything.

"Speechless huh?" Rowlf said. "Well the ladies are the same way too."

The man continued to stare at Rowlf as Rowlf was trying to fix the piano.

"Hey, tell you what, if you stop staring at me, I promise to play you a song," Rowlf thought.

The man didn't say anything.

Rowlf shrugged his shoulders and went back to work. He felt two hands grab him. "Now see here," Rowlf said as he turned around.

But the man grabbed Rowlf before the dog could finish protesting and left.

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Beauregard was still in the cleaning closet, holding on to the brooms and mops.

An elf walked by and noticed Beau. "Hey you."

Beau looked at th elf. "Who me?"

"No, the other guy behind you," the elf sarcastically said.

Beauregard looked around. "There's nobody in here but me."

The elf groaned. "You want to help us."

Beauregard's eyes widened. "Sure."

"Take a mop and a bucket to room 17 upstairs on the left hallway. I t could a good cleaning," the elf responded. "There's a sink in the room to get some water for the bucket."

Beau nooded in agreement, picked up the the mop and mop bucket, and headed upstairs to find the room. But Beauregard turned right instead of left and started to wander down the hallway.

Beau was glancing at the room numbers, which to his demise, said incoorect numbers, from 103, to 102, to 101, and so forth in descending order.

Beau sighed. "I think that little elf kid made an oopsy."

Beauregard continued to wander down the hallway before he met up with a man.

Beauregard looked at the man. "Hey mister elf, I'm looking for a room 17. Do you know where it is?"

The man didn't say a word.

"Say mister, can you not talk?" Beau asked.

The man continued to not repsond to Beauregard.

"Did you get dropped on the head as a baby like I did?" Beau continued to ask questions. "Is that why you don't talk?"

The man grabbed a bag.

Beauregard looked on. "Are you going to help me clean too?"

Suddenly the man grabbed Beauregard and disappeared.

 

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Hey, more comments would be helpful people!!!! I would like to know if you like the story or not.

 

[ryhoyarbie]

Chapter 13: Where's Everyone?

At the main area of Santa's workshop, Kermit was looking aroudn the room for his friends. He was confused where all of them had gone to since it had been a few hours since everyone went looking around the place.

However, the only person he saw was his nephew Robin, who was busy asking the elves question after question about the different gifts he wanted to get from Santa.

Kermit walked over to one of the elves who was busy checking a list. "Have you seen any of my friends?"

The elf looked and shrugged at Kermit and went back to his business.

Kermit moved over to another elf who was busy finishing some touches on a small toy boat. "Excuse me, but have you seen any of my friends?"

The elf looked at Kermit and shurgged her shoulders.

Kermit was getting a little annoyed. It's not like his friends would disappear, would it?

Kermit walked over to Robin.

"And do you think Santa could get me the mega blaster 3000?" Robin asked one of the many elves around him.

"Robin, stop bothering the elves, would you?" Kermit ordered of his nephew.

"Oh sure thing Uncle Kermit," Robin responded. "Well tell Santa all those gifts I mentioned," He said to the elves as he was moving away from them.

Kermit seemed a little worried, which in account was noticed by Robin.

"What's wrong?" Robin asked.

Kermit sighed a little. "I can't locate anybody."

Robin was surpsied by this problem. "Really, nobody?"

Kermit shook his head. "Not a single person."

"You can't locate Rowlf or Scooter or Fozzie or Clifford?" Robin asked calling out different names.

Kermit continued to shake his head.

"Not even Miss Piggy's nephews who would be causing mayhem around here at this point?" Robin added.

Kermit shook his head again. "I can't find anybody."

Robin thought of an idea. "Perhaps we should ask around."

"I've tried that and nobdy doesn't no where they are," Kermit replied.

Jendra and Kris walked over to Kermit and Robin, carrying a few note pads with them.

Jendra looked at Kermit. "What's wrong?"

"I can't locate any of my friends?" Kermit said, looking worried at Jendra.

Kris was surprised. "Really? That's strange."

Jendra looked at Kris. "Perhaps we should have the elves look around the place."

Kris nodded. "Good idea Jendra."

Kris walked over to a communication speaker, pressed a button, and talked. "Everyone, may I have your attention."

All the elves stopped what they were doing and turned their attention to Kris.

"I need you all to look around and try to find Kermit's friends are at," Kris said, speaking through the speaker. "Come back here in thirty minutes after you've searched the place."

The elves nodded and left the main room to find Kermit's friends.

Kermit looked at Kris and Jendra. "Thank you."

Jendra put her arm on Kermit's shoulder. "Don't worry Kermit. The elves will find your friends."

Kermit smiled. He actually started to feel a bit better now that he was getting some help.

Kermit then began to ponder what was going on with the rest of the gang in the boarding house while they were up at the North Pole.

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The boarding house was lively, with lots of people walking in the house. The yard was a different story, with empty cups and cans of coke and other pieces of trash littered on the grass.

Statler and Waldorf were driving as they pulled up by the Muppet boarding house.

"Hey what's going on?" Statler asked, continuing to look at the number of people entering and leaving the house.

"Looks like a party?" Waldorf answered.

"Looks like the frog's gone," Statler said.

Waldorf nodded. "Good thing for us."

Just then several young woman passed by Statler and Waldorf's car and walked to the front door, checking in with a bouncer and finally walking in the house.

"Hubba hubba, did you look at those things?" Statler said, his draw almost dropping.

"Better check to see if our pace makers are working!" Waldorf joked.

Both old men laughed and got out of the car.

They approached the bouncer, who was a muscled built black man, wearing a tight black shirt with black pants.

The bouncer looked at the two old men. "Name please."

"Statler."

"Waldorf."

The black bouncer looked at the list he was carrying, but couldn't find their names. "Sorry but you're not here."

"Hey, we used to live here," Statler said.

"Wait a minute. Aren't you Michael Clarke Duncan?" Waldorf wondered.

Michael nodded. "Yeah, what of it?"

"What are you doing here?" Statler asked.

"A very brief cameo," Michael said. "You're not on the list, so scram."

The two men looked disappointed. They walked off, shaking their heads.

Sam the eagle passed by the two old men and looked around the yard, distraught over the scene he was observing. "My Kentucky blue grass is ruined!" He walked towards Michael Clarke Duncan. "Who are you?"

"I'm the person who decides if you're going to get in to the establishment," Michael answered.

Sam was annoyed. "Let me in. I demand to get in."

"Name," Michael asked.

Sam grunted. "Sam."

Michael was checking his list. "Sorry you're not on the list."

"How dare you tell me I'm not on the list. Who's party is this anyway?" Sam demanded.

"The party is Pepe's Christmas bash," the bouncer answered.

Sam's eyes lit up with anger. "That stupid prawn."

Sam moved to try to get inside but was blocked by Michael who shook his head at the eagle.

Sam was outraged. "I'm the person who is in charge of this house for the time being and if Kermit the frog, who owns this house, comes back and see's this place in a mess, he'll make sure you won't work in again."

Michael didn't hesitate to let the eagle in after he heard this was indeed Kermit the frog's house. "Tell Kermit that Michal Clarke Duncan says hello and would like to be om his show.

Sam proceeded to walk in the house.

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Inside the house, people were dancing to loud music, drinking, and pretty much trashing the place.

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew was watching his assistant Beaker drink continously. "Beaker, would you go easy on the drinks."

Beaker looked at Bunsen and poured some drink over Bunsen's head and got a high five by one of the party guests.

George and Pops were attacking different people with mops and brooms, trying to get them to leave the house.

"Get out of here you vermin!" George yelled.

"I'm too old for parties," Pops said. "I can't take them like I did back in the day."

Bean Bunny and Annie Sue were observing their surroundings. "This isn't cute at all," Bean said.

Then a few women walked by Bean and touched his little bunny nose and winked at him.

"But they sure are," Bean said moving to the women.

Annie Sue shook her head. "Typical, so very typical."

Zippity Zap was being the d.j. for the night, playing all sorts of music for the crowd to dance to. He moved to a microphone. "I hope all you crazy cats are shaking your groovy things, cause last time I checked, it's Christmas eve, my babies!"

Everyone started to cheer.

Link Hogthrob was moving around some people before being stopped by Sam.

"Where is he?" Sam asked.

"You're going to have to be more specific than that on the definition of who this person is that you want," Link said.

Sam grabbed Link by his shirt. "Where is Pepe?"

Link gulped and pointed to where Pepe was. "Right over there."

Sam let go of Link and walked over to where the king prawn was.

Pepe was surrounded by several beautiful young women, who were wearing next to nothing and fiddling with his hair.

"Oh girls, yous makes me so happy," Pepe said. "I don't care if I'm on Santa's naughty list, this is worth it."

Sam cleared his throat to get the prawns attention. And sure enough, he did.

Pepe looked wide eyed at Sam and motioned for the girls to leave.

Sam looked at Pepe who was smiling. Sam grabbed Pepe by one of his arms. "Look at this place."

Pepe gazed around the room. "Looks normal to me, hehehe," Pepe said, smiling at the frustrated eagle.

"Kermit is going to ask what happend and you know what I'm going to tell him?" Sam said.

"That yous wanted a party and invited all of these cutes peoples heres for Pepe to play with," Pepe said, continuing to smile.

"Not even close," Sam looked directly at Pepe's eyes.

Sam let Pepe go and walked over to the microphone that Zippity Zap was using and grabbed it.

"Say friend, give me back my microphone," Zippity Zap pleaded.

Sam ignored Zippity and started to speak in the microphone. "May I have your attention please, this party is now officially over."

Everyone started to laugh.

"Lets see if you're still laughing when the police arrive," Sam replied, hoping that would do the trick.

And it did. All of the people quickly got out of the house, leaving it to the muppets.

"Hey, that wasn't cute of you to do that," Bean said.

The Swedish Chef was passed out on the floor as he looked at Sam. "I can't believe I drank all of that."

All the muppets were shocked. The Swedish Chef just spoke English!

Sam just put a hand on his head. "You are all weirdos!"

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Thirty minutes had passed and the elves began to return to the main room, all shaking their heads and saying they didn't find the rest of the muppets.

Kermit was now worred as he shook his head.

Jendra and Kris looked at each other, wondering what happened to the rest of the muppets.

"Do you think he got them," Jendra asked, looking at Kris.

"I suppose," Kris replied. "It wouldn't surprise me."

"But where do you think he took them?" Jendra said.

Kris was at a loss for words. He walked around the room until he saw a snow cave inside a snow globe. He picked it up, studying it. He finally had an idea.

"Maybe he's inside a cave," Kris said looking at Jendra who was about ten fet away from him.

Kermit and Robin looked confused. What were these two talking about anyway.

"Who's inside a cave," Kermit asked, looking confused.

Kris moved over to Kermit. "The man Santa warned you all about, the elf, well his name as you know is Harrison."

Kermit nodded his head.

"We got some informantion a while back that he might be living in a cave, just due south from here," Kris continued. "I was going to find if this was actual true after the Christmas holidays were over."

"And you think this Harrison guy has my friends?" Kermit replied.

"I wouldn't doubt it," Kris said.

"Well we need to find our friends then," Robin exclaimed.

Jendra and Kris nodded.

"I'll gather a security party so we can find them," Jendra said to Kris.

Kris turned to Kermit. "We'll find your friends Kermit."

At this point Kermit was open for anything.

 

[ryhoyarbie]

Okay, I thought I would get a few more reviews from this story but I guess I was wrong.

I think I'm about to let this story just sink into the abyss since no one is reviewing this story. I have no idea if anyone really likes the story, if they think it's okay, or if they think it's horrible.