Okay, I've got a big question here...

[theprawncracker]

Well that may be but what with the new mayor forcing three tons of concrete to be poured over the caskets to prevent zombie attacks, it's still pricey.

 

[Beauregard]

Oh, well...I heard that no one was actually doing that...but what are the chances of being attacked by a zombie? *is attacked by a zombie*

 

[D'Snowth]

Wow, this threadhas gotten random, lol!

 

[theprawncracker]

bobhopesite(back from the grave): Where is my son and lovely wife? Are they dead too?

*smacks bob over the head with a lead pipe* Die zombie!!

 

[Beauregard]

A zombie approaches Snowth...

Zombie: I am the ghost of the letter from the future....if you shred the letter it will become me and I will rend you limb from l-but you won't so...*pops out of existence*

 

[theprawncracker]

So...Are the zombies attacking you Beau...Or Snowthy? Ah well, ZOMBIES, ATTACK!! *zombies go after Snowth and Beau*

 

[Beauregard]

Snowth...you see, the thing is, I like you, but...I don't think we can out run the zombies...so I just have to out run you...

 

[theprawncracker]

Shame on you Beau, you're not being a very good friend. *rides zombies that are chasing Beau and Snowth*

 

[Beauregard]

See? I said not to put the anti-ageing cream on the corpses before displaying them to their families...

 

[theprawncracker]

MWoO ha ha ha! Now with my un-aging zombie corpses I shall conquer the world and own all things Muppet and all things turquoise! These are my demands! Follow them!!