Official Site of Unofficial Parody: George R.R. Martin's "A Movie With Muppets."

[Gregor Samosa]

Hi Muppet People,

I'd like to invite you to visit a ridiculous enterprise of mine-- the entirely fictional novelization of the original Muppet Movie as written by George R.R. Martin. It's an ongoing project with no useful purpose other than to be silly-- and we're four chapters in.

[WARNING! Game of Thrones-ish sex and violence abound. Or, at least, exist.]

So please come visit AMovieWithMuppets.com-- or my blog, From The Laptop of Len Schiff-- and if you feel moved, say hi or spread the word.

Kermit is coming!

Len