My friend Rebecca calls me Monkey, not really sure why, I think its b/c I'm crazy weird.
But anyway, as a result I started calling her Banana. Which then evoled into Nudest Banana, b/c we came up with a story about how bananas won their independence from the monkeys. And so to show their independence the bananas shed off their peels and became nudests.
Yeah, so I'm Monkey and she is Nudest Banana and we're a happy family, or something like that, all I know is she gets really happy when she sees me. But I like being called Monkey, it fits me.
And remember April 6th is Banana Independence Day.