A small fanfic of my own.
- No offence intended, to any fans, puppeteers or agencies! I like and respect them all, and i really enjoy Tough Pigs articles (except one).
- I had to simplify and reword things for clarity (my apologies!) which are, of course, far more complex and nuanced.
- None of the below is a direct quote, though every line has source(s) in recent discussions from the web. Any errors in interpretation are mine and mine only, and are deeply regretted.
OK, so here's how i read the discussion so far:
DRAMATIS PERSONAE:
FANS1 and FANS2 - two sides of Muppet fandom from my previous post, each worried about the future of the Muppets in their own way,
some PUPPETEERS,
other FANS. |
FANS1: Listen, we've been watching all these clips on Youtube lately, and something is off with Kermit.
FANS2: Shut up haters, you are not helping.
FANS1: But he's off! Maybe if Kermit changes the tone...
TOUGH PIGS: Don't worry. Let us tell you, Kermit sounds off to you only because he is more like Jim than ever before.
FANS2: Also, Matt really works hard at it!
FANS1: Appreciate that, but Kermit still seems not the same. Maybe if he changes his tone...
SMALL FACTION OF FANS1: It's not the tone guys, it's his personality...
FANS1: Like we were saying, if new Kermit changes the tone it will be good!
TOUGH PIGS: Let us tell you, when Steve became Kermit everybody hated his Kermit too.
FANS2: See? People hated Kermit back then.
FANS1: Not what i recall - Can you tell me who hated Muppet Christmas Carol?
SMALL FACTION OF FANS1: Right! Maybe Kermit's pitch was higher but his personality...
FANS1: Like we were saying, if new Kermit changes the tone it will be good!
FANS2: He just needs more time!
FANS1: But it's been 10 years already!
FANS2: We meant, more screen time in movies and series, to make him a hit.
STUDIOS
(announces): And here comes, the long awaited, the one and only -- The Muppet Show!
STEVE
(to FANS1): Listen guys, I get what you are saying. We are losing Jim's influence here and that's what really made Muppets great; they will become just a tribute band without it. Incidentally, speaking of Muppet Show, if you want proper Jim's Muppet Show you need to have proper Kermit. And it's really not just the voice, it's all of his personality. People need to recognize Kermit as Kermit they love, that's really important for the whole thing to work. Here's what's missing in his character now [
(see the list in his post)] and Jim's way to pass it on was by getting a new guy to pick things from previous performer over time, not by crowd auditions. What's more, it's important to have only one person...
TOUGH PIGS: Move on everybody, move on. Just a crazy ex-employee rambling, nothing to pay attention to. We love Steve, but let us tell you, the deranged bloke wants to fire Matt and kill the franchise! And he said you have to know Jim to be in the Muppets, too!
FANS1 & FANS2: This is fascistic! Hate you ex-comrades, eh? Want to stop the show now?
BILL: Huh...If i knew i needed to know Jim I could’ve just stayed home.
SOME FAN: He didn't say that, Bill.
FANS1 & FANS2
(to SOME FAN): Shut up, gaslighter!
STEVE: What are you talking about? I have nothing but respect for the guys - i brought in David and Matt to the team myself and myself arranged for them to take over the Richard and Jerry's roles, they do a great job! Dave is like a brother to me. If you gotta have your Muppets at any cost, by all means, enjoy the show! But let me tell you, the best efforts will not be as efficient without Jim's influ...
FANS1 & FANS2: You just want your job back! Let us tell you, crazy dude, you are never coming back, so just shut up!
STEVE: Listen, at this point i do not want to go back myself!
(SMALL FACTION OF FANS1 faints) As for my mental health, like Mark Twain said "The report of my death was an exaggeration" despite Tough Pigs best efforts; love them too. But listen guys, the truth is the truth, however you look at it.
FANS1 & FANS2
(continue): Narcissistic jerk, he needs a shrink! He just keeps dissing Matt and throwing the entire crew under a bus!
MIKE QUINN: A little sanity, please? Steve never said any of these things! Criticizing Kermit does not mean dissing Matt - you are just seething over things Tough Pigs told you to seethe over!
FANS1 & FANS2: No! He wants to kill the franchise and fire Matt! We saw him weeping when he lost the froggy, now he just attacks everything on sight!
(CURTAIN)
SMALL FACTION OF FANS1
(after coming back to their senses): Listen, why don't we just watch the show and have everybody decide for themselves? Apart from insults, ALL sides may be right, in their own way -- The show might be not as good as Jim's but it might be good enough for the viewers, let's all hope for that! =)