Needed: Not Easy Being Green Karaoke

[sarah_yzma]

My Zoology teacher has offered me bonus points if I create a paraody to 'Not Easy Being Green' because of a response on my last test. I wrote that since frogs technically aren't green (due to a lack of green pigment) someone needs to tell Kermit.

Now I'm going to try to write the lyrics tonight but will probably ask for ya'lls help once I get them done with editing. I'm not really the artsy type but am willing to try.

Also, does anyone have a karaoke track to It's Not Easy Being Green? I know I can most likely find a .midi file somehwere online but was hoping for a little more quality.

Thanks,
Sarah

 

[theprawncracker]

Hey Sarah, I've got a track of "Bein' Green" without the words, it's not really karaoke, but it would probably work. Lemme know if you want it.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Wow, cool! I love it when people make funny comments on papers like that!

Yeah Kermit, it's really not easy being green, but you appearently don't have to worry about that!
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lol

 

[sarah_yzma]

Prawcracker's file was good, but if anyone has another file, I would love to see if it fits what I need.

Thanks

 

[sarah_yzma]

Alright...for an update, I finished my song! Here's my lyrics:

It Would be Easy to Have Green


It would be easy to have green
Not using multiple colors to achieve the given scheme
When I think it could be easier being red or yellow or brown
Or something more natural like that

It would be easy to have green
Just add another chromatophore to my other existing three
No need for the trouble of mixing xanthophores, iridophores and melanophores,
It’s already done

But pigments help me blend in
And they are imperative to help me hide
And I can be dark like forest, or brown like
dead matter, or bright like a leaf

When green is not a choice to be
It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why
Wonder, I’m not green and it'll do fine, pigments are beautiful
And they’re what I want to be

 

[redBoobergurl]

That's awesome Sarah! I hope your teacher likes it!

 

[wes]

I would have been a much better student if my teachers would have incorperated Muppet stuff in my assignments, dang it!!

Sarah, that's so cool if you don't get an "A+" the teachers just plain mean!!

 

[sarah_yzma]

I e-mailed it to my teacher last night when I finished the actual song. I'm sick right now, so the part of me singing it doesn't sound all too great, but I did get it done!

I'll let you know what he says. I'm nervous about hearing what he thinks about it!

 

[theprawncracker]

That is GREAT Sarah! I love it! Great job!

 

[comicvalentine]

Being green

Hello, I am desperately seeking a karaoke version for the song being green, it's to sing the song with friends...Could you please help me?.. Many thanks..