Need baby puns for VH

[Gorgon Heap]

Hi all,

Yes, I've been gone a while, haven't posted a TMS outline in ages. That's because I wrote a screenplay earlier this year and have been busy rewriting my first screenplay (not to mention having a new job and other life changes).

I'm almost done with the rewrite and am getting back into some TMS outlines. My Leon Redbone outline, as it turns out, is starting to go full script, and with that in mind, I could use some help on Vet's Hospital. My intention is to use a baby as the patient but I can't think of any baby puns or jokes. Can anyone else think of any? Thanks.

David "Gorgon Heap" Ebersole

 

[Colbynfriends]

I don't know if this floats your boat, but the first thing I thought of was making a refrence to a song with the word 'baby' in the title. I found a link to some song titles like this.
Other things I could think of are things like "don't be such a baby", and other things like that.

 

[The Count]

Hi Gorgon Heap. Would recommend you contact the guy they call... The Prawn or Prawny for short. He did a good job with a VH sketch on MuppetCast 91. Listen to that, maybe it'll help stir some creative juices. Mmm, that sounds delicious.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ah! Puns! My FAVORITE!

Let's see... I'll just throw out a few random ones I can think of...

"Don't keep things bottled up!"

"Did they bring him here in a wahmbulance?"

"I don't mean to put a diaper on the subject--"
"Please do! If you don't, he'll definitely put a damper on it!"

"What's the weight of this subject, Dr. Bob?"
"About eight pounds, five ounces!"

"Is the patient rattling your nerves, Dr. Bob?"

*baby starts crying*
"I don't think the patient's enjoying this, Dr. Bob."
"Whadaya mean? He's havin' a bawl!"

...That's all I've got. Hope it helps!

 

[Colbynfriends]

"Did they bring him here in a wahmbulance?"

"Go to the fast food place and get him/her some wahamburgers and some french cries"

 

[Katzi428]

Now Dr. Bob..you must pamper this patient!
Nurse, go take a powder
(taking a powder means relax)

 

[Colbynfriends]

"Do we have any diapers?"
"Depends"
"We have Depends"
"No, it Depends if the other baby patients didn't use them all up first"

"You know what happend to the guy who went through his whole life depending on things, don't you?"
"No. What?"
"He went through his whole life being pampered!"