My true love unleashed...

[Beauregard]

Yes. It is true, I have left Janice, and Jazmine from Aladdin, and Miss Piggy for a love another. Mildred darling (check avatar) you are my love.

So, I host this special party in Mildred's honor. Often seen dancing with Geaorge in Season one of the Muppet Show, I have whicked her away, and she is now my love.

Beau

 

[Gonzo14]

I'd say you're weird, but who on this forum isn't weird

 

[theprawncracker]

Ok, fine, if Beau has Mildred, I'll have my lovely Hilda the wardrobe lady.

 

[sugarbritchez]

It doesn't take much to please you, does it Beau?

 

[Beauregard]

Thanks...er...I think....

*dances with Milred*

Me: I do like a lady of class...
Mildred: It is true...
Me: But I'll settle for you, dear.

 

[theprawncracker]

*Dancing with Hilda*

Me: Oh Hilda, you have the most wonderful hem stitch.

Hilda: Oh, Ryan, you are such a tease.

Me: Yes, yes I am.

 

[Beauregard]

*dancing with Mildred*

Me: Do you ever regret your decision to leave George?
Mildred: Oh, no.
Me: Even though he danced with you ever night here?
Mildred: Well, you dance just like him.
Me: *scrunched face look*

 

[That Announcer]

Right, so I'll be taking Janice, then...

Janice: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Me: What is it, you have a headache, darling?
Janice: No, you're on my big toe and I'm wearing sandals!

 

[Beauregard]

*twirling on the dance floor*

Mildred: You can get up now, dear.

 

[Vibs]

Why congrats!!! You gotta invite me over to meet my new sister-in-law soon! In the meantime - I'll figure another way to steal Aladdin from Jasmine...

... Any ideas? I've run out...