My Muppet Saga: The perfect Place for a love triangle

[Muppetgirl09]

First off, let me let you know that you are welcome to call me Kay or KK. Now, that's out of the way....IN THIS STORY, KERMIT AND PIGGY ARE NOT MARRIED OR ENGAGED! CONSTANTINE IS IN LOVE WITH HER AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE IT. KERMIT AND CONSTANTINE START FEUDING OVER HER, AND INTERFERS WITH THE SHOW! MEANWHILE, A STORM BLOWS THROUGH! ENJOY AND COMMENT!
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CHAPTER ONE

The street is quiet and almost everyone is asleep. Kermit went to the living room and sat with Piggy, whose having trouble sleeping. "Piggy, are you feel ok?" he asked. "I can't sleep." she replied, "Nightmares." He put his arms around her. "Tell me." he told her. "I can't." she said, "It's too painful." "You can tell me anything." he got closer and rubbed her head, "I love you." "Ok." she began, "I was lost in the...woods and no one was there." She leaned against his shoulder. "It's ok." he told her, pushing the hair out of her face, "I'm not going anywhere." He kissed her head. "You want coffee?" he asked, grabbing his wallet and his keys. She nodded. They went upstairs and got dressed.

Kermit wrote a note and put on the table in the dining room. Piggy walked downstairs and waited on him to get done with his president issues. "Let's go." he took her out and shut the door.

Kermit was driving and Piggy was watching him. "Are you sure you're feeling ok?" he asked. "Yea." she told him. "I got a nickname for you, wanna hear it?" he asked. She nodded. "My little piglet." he told her, "You." She laughed.

Before long, he arrived at the coffee shop. They walked in and got in the booth. "Hello, my name is Lilly and I..." She observed them. "How are you guys?" she asked. "Good." they said. "Ok, one mocha and one coffee." Kermit told her. "Got it." she said and walked off. "Piggy, will you be ok for the show tonight?" he asked. She nodded.

"Ok, here we go on the house." she set the cups down and sat with them. "Woah, Piggy, you look rough." she added. "Thanks." she said scarasitly, "Lack of sleep." "The show is on tonight if you wanna come and watch." he said, "We'll put you on reserved." "I'll go." she told them. Kermit looked at Piggy. "You know you can take a break from the show." he told her. "No." she told him. She took a sip of her mocha.

"What if something happens again?" Lilly asked. "I don't know." Piggy said, "No one knows."

 

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CHAPTER TWO

A few hours later, Kermit and Piggy walked in. The rest are still asleep. He threw away the letter. She started to cough constantly. "You're not getting sick, are you?" he asked. "No." she replied, "Allergies." They sat on the couch. He got closer to her and they shared a long kiss. She pulled back and closed her eyes. "What's wrong?" he asked. "Nothing." she lied. They leaned in and kissed again.

Constantine saw them and pulled him off of her. "What are you doing?" Kermit asked. "It's 1 in the moring, quit making out on the couch." Constantine demanded. Kermit got back to the couch and they started kissing again. He walked back to bed. "You handled that really well." Piggy said, inhaling sharply. She lied down on her back and they continued to kiss. "Ohh Piggy." he quietly moaned, kissing her collarbone. "Ohh, Kermit." she quietly moaned.

He began to hear her soft cries, groans, and moans. She squeezed the blanket as he pressed against her body. She can't hold it in anymore, she has to let it out. "Ohhh!" she moaned louder. That's music to his ears or holes.

Fozzie ran downstairs. "What the heck..." he observed them. He walked away real slowly and went back upstairs.

The two lovers collaped on the floor. "That was amazing." she said, trying to catch her breath. "Yea." he said. "Don't tell anyone about this." she told him. They got on the couch and went to sleep.
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A few hours later, they woke up and found the living room a mess. Their clothing all over the room and chapaine glass is everywhere. "Oh, no." he said, "Did we just did it again?" She nodded. Everyone else is gone. Piggy covered herself and went to her room.

She got dressed and sat on her bed. For a few moments, she sat there before going back downstairs.

She saw Kermit waiting for her and he looked worried. "Take this." he gave it to her. "What is it?" she asked. "The morning after pill." She popped it into her mouth and gulped it down. "I didn't use it." he told her, "I didn't mean it, it just happened." She took a deep breath. "We definaly can't tell no one." she told him. "We gotta act like it never happened." he said. They shared a hungry, forceful, and french kiss. They walked to the studio.

They walked into the studio and Kermit walked into his office.

Leah and Zoot noticed something odd about them, but didn't want to interfere. They know something is up, but what?

 

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CHAPTER THREE

Kermit sat in his office trying to work, but he can't. Constantine barged in. "LET ME TELL YOU THIS ONE TIME!" he yelled, "IF YOU EVER TOUCH PIGGY AGAIN, I WILL HURT YOU-" "SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND!" Kermit stopped him. Piggy walked in and put him in a arm lock. "GET OUT OF HIS OFFICE!" she demanded. He got lose and twisted her hand. "Ahh." she grunted. "Who are you to tell me to get out-" He was stopped by Kermit running over him, which went to the rehearsal room.

Fozzie pulled Kermit off of him and Zoot pulled the other frog off of him. "WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?" Fozzie screamed. Piggy limped into the rehearsal room. "Kermit's just taking care of me." she explained, "Like he promised." Kermit got lose and took her arm. "Fozzie, take the frog and Piggy to the muppet hospital." Kermit demanded. He kissed her head and Fozzie took her. Kermit sat down and took a deep breath.

"Hello, I am Doctor Van." he said, "I got your x-rays and your hand is shattered. Don't take that brace off."

Then, they was interupted by Kermit barging in. He looked at Constantine. "You and I are going to have a long talk." he told him. "Hello, Kermit." the doctor said, "Her hand is shattered and needs to be in bedrest for a month." "What?" she asked. "You can't be performing like that." Kermit told her, "I'll get Scooter to take over, I'll be with you, and Mr. Bullfrog face and I can have our long talk." He kissed her.

Kermit and Piggy arrived at their house and Piggy lied on the couch. "This really sucks." she said. "Don't worry, I'll make him pay." he sat by her, "Get some rest." He gave her pillows for her head and hand, and a blanket to keep her warm. "Love you." he kissed her. "Love you, too." she said. Then, she fell asleep.

 

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CHAPTER FOUR

Robin and Kermit took the day off after the show and went to their house. "Are you sure Piggy doesn't mind?" Robin asked. "She doesn't mind." Kermit said, "She told me to take the day off."

Constantine went to Piggy's room and took her arm. "Pig, we need to talk." he told her. "Sorry, can't." she told him. "Why?" he asked. "Let me be in peace." she demanded, "I need some alone time. AWAY FROM THE DRAMA." He walked out and fell lied on her.

Leah walked to Piggy's room and found her lying down. "Piggy?" she asked. "What?" Piggy asked, fustrated. "Cons-" "Keep him out and everyone out." the pig told her. "Even Kermit?" Leah asked, "Are you sick?" "No and yes Kermit." the pig replied, "I don't wanna hear the drama."

Fozzie walked into Kermit's house. "Hey, how is she?" Kermit asked. "Good, but Constantine wouldn't leave her alone." Fozzir told him. Kermit shot up and ran for the door. The bear held him back. "You need to relax." the bear sat him down. "Are you telling me that I can't be with her?" the frog asked. "No, she wants you to relax and calm down." the bear told him. "Well, you have been clingy to her." Robin added. "How did you learn to say that?" the small frog's uncle asked. "You too-Piggy's not the only person in the world-" "So, I know." Kermit stopped the bear.
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Piggy woke up and went to downstairs to the living room. "Hey, how are you?" Gonzo asked. "Tired and what do you want?" she asked. "Nothing." thw weirdo replied, "Just nothing." Janice walked to her. "Piggy, why are they acting so weird?" the guitarist asked. Piggy pulled her to the dining room. "Something is wrong to everyone else." she told her, "I don't know why Kermit's been so...crazy about me, but I do know this: He's been acting weird around me." "I never saw that in him." Janice said, "Constantine is in love with you."

 

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CHAPTER FIVE

Piggy went to Kermit's office. "You need to talk?" Kermit asked. "Yea." she replied, "You know the...'Pill?" she asked. He nodded. "I didn't really take it." she told him, "I couldn't." He got up and looked at the window. "Ok." he told her, "I knew something was up with you. I'm worried and scared, but it's ok." "I'm gonna go." she said, walking out the door.

She told him and he's ok with it. Jancie stopped her. "What happened last night?" Janice asked. "I can't say." Piggy told her, "All I know is Constantine keeps following me around and Kermit's worried."

Leah took her bags upstairs to her room and Zoot followed her. "What's up with them?" he asked. "I don't know." she replied.

Kermit walked out of his office and went to sit by Piggy. "What are you doing tonight?" he asked. "Nothing." she told him, "Sleeping." "Oh." he said, "Ok, did you tell anyone?" "No." she told him. "Piggy, I need to talk to Kermit." Constantine said. She got up and walked upstairs.

"LISTEN, YOU DON'T PUT A HAND ON HER-" "I CAN!" Kermit stopped him. "I know what happened last night." Constantine told him, "Nobody told me." Constantine walked away.
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Piggy was sitting on the couch when Kermit barged in. "Why?" he asked. "I couldn't." she replied, "Why are you so on edge?" "I'm just worried." he replied. "I'm not the only person here." she said, "They need you and-" "I need you more." he stopped her.

 

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CHAPTER SIX

"Did you get the test?" Kermit asked. "Yes and all clear." she replied. "Good." he said, hugging her. "What's wrong?" she asked. "Nothing." he lied, "I need to ask you something." he told her. Ok, she thought.

"Marry me." he told her. She ran out of the room and barged into Leah's room. "What's wrong?" she asked. "He asked me." Piggy said, "It's came out of nowhere." "Yes, say yes and the feud will be over." Zoot told her. She walked out.

She walked back to her room and Kermit was standing there. "Marry me." he told her, "I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I know Constantine is in love you, but I don't think that he can give you love as much as I can and will.

"I need you." he continued, "He just might want to use you and kill you. I won't do that. Piggy, I know this is too fast, but let me tell you this one thing. I love you." She stood there for a long moment. She nodded and he put the ring on her finger, and they shared a kiss.

Constantine watched from the hallway. "Wow, he really wants to use you." he said. "No, but you do." she told him, "You broke my hand. I don't trust you and I know who I wanna be with. Leave us alone." Kermit took her hand. "Her head might be underwater, but she's breathing fine." he told him, "I love her and she loves me. Nothing changed her, you know why?

"I love her and she didn't change for me, and I didn't change for her." he finished. They walked away, leaving Constantine alone.
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A few hours later, they sat in the living room. "Just in, a strong storm is on it's way to Hensonville." Newsie said. "Great." Robin said, holding Val's hand. "It's going to be fine." Piggy said.

Suddenly, a loud roam was heard. "Yep." Kermit said. "Let's do some karaoke." Scooter suggested. Everyone nodded and Kermit got his banjo. The band got therir drums and piano.

Rowlf started playing his piano.

[CONSTANTINE]

Party girls don't get hurt
Can't feel anything, when will I learn
I push it down, push it down
I'm the one "for a good time call"
Phone's blowin' up, they're ringin' my doorbell
I feel the love, feel the love

[KERMIT AND PIGGY]

1,2,3 1,2,3 drink
1,2,3 1,2,3 drink
1,2,3 1,2,3 drink
Throw 'em back, 'til I lose count

I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier
I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist
Like it doesn't exist
I'm gonna fly like a bird through the night, feel my tears as they dry
I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier
[CONSTANTINE]

But I'm holding on for dear life, won't look down won't open my eyes
Keep my glass full until morning light, 'cos I'm just holding on for tonight
Help me, I'm holding on for dear life, won't look down won't open my eyes
Keep my glass full until morning light, 'cos I'm just holding on for tonight
On for tonight
Sun is up, I'm a mess
Gotta get out now, gotta run from this
Here comes the shame, here comes the shame

[FOZZIE]

1,2,3 1,2,3 drink
1,2,3 1,2,3 drink
1,2,3 1,2,3 drink

[ALL]

I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier
I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist
Like it doesn't exist
I'm gonna fly like a bird through the night, feel my tears as they dry
I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier
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Kermit and Piggy shared a kiss.

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CHAPTER SEVEN-Kermit's POV

I knew something was up. Piggy wasn't acting like herself. After I lost Jim, I was a wreck. I wanted to quit, but I didn't. Before I was switched off, I pushed her away. While I was in the Gulag, I realized something that I never thought was possible. I love her. If I have to lose her again, I don't know what I'll do.

After I nearly lost her, I kept having nightmares about it. The thought of losing her and living without her never suited me, and it never will.
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Kermit and Piggy got ready to go on stage on "The fun hour."

"Please help me welcome, Kermit The Frog and Miss Piggy!" Nail greeted. The studio audience roared with cheers. They two lover came out and sat on the couch.

"How are you, two?" he asked. "Good." they both said. "Before we get to the fun part, let's get serious." he began, "Piggy was shot and many times, and you lost her last time fir three weeks.

"How do you feel about that?" he asked. Kermit took a deep breath. "People asked me that and I don't really know how to answer it." Kermit began, "When I got the call and the doctor told me that she was dead, I couldn't think." He took a break because of his tears. "I never told anyone this, but I tried to end myself. Robin wasn't there and she was gone, so I thought that if I did that...it would so much better.

"I love her." he continued, "The good thing is that I won her back over Constantine." The audience cheered and laughed. "You wan me over alright." she told him. The audience laughed again. Kermit looked over at her. "If I didn't, you wouldn't of agreed to marry me." he told her. Tge audience screamed. "True." she said.
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"Wow, they're getting married." Walter said. "Why did they tell us?" Fozzie asked.

 

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CHAPTER EIGHT

Kermit and Piggy walked in the house, and confronted by the others. "Why didn't you tell us?" Gonzo asked. "I know why." Constantine began, "They was ashamed-" "No, I love him and he loves me." Piggy stopped him, "I'm not child. If you got a problem, deal with it." The lights went out, along with the electric. Not one thing could be seen.

Leah searched for the couch and sat on it. "Piggy." Kermit called her, "I got night vision. Follow my voice and I will not let you fall."

She followed his voice until he grabbed her hand. "It's ok." he told her, "Don't worry." "Don't worry." Constantine said, "She'll be gone soon en-" He was intrupted by the hail pouring down.

Suddenly, two of them went through the roof. "Piggy?" Fozzie asked. Nothing. "Uh-oh." Gonzo said. The electric went back on and they found her. Kermit woke up from a knockout and tried to wake her up. "How could I not see this?" he asked. "Is she dead?" Janice asked. "Better not." he replied, "We need to get her to the hospital. She's really cold." "Kermit, you do realize that when someone's freezing, they-" "I know." he stopped Scooter.
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At the hospital, Kermit paced around the waiting room. Waiting for the doctor to give him information. "Kermit?" the doctor asked. "Y-yes." Kermit replied, worried. "Come with me." she took him out of the waiting room.

"She's lucky." she told him, "Any later and she would be gone. She will be asleep for long time, but she'll wake up." "What happened?" he asked. "Moderate brain damage." she told him. "Oh my God." he sighed. "She won't forget anything, but the hail hitting her." she said, "You can take her home now and have her on bed rest for a month." "Ok." he said, "Thanks."

He lifted her and took her out to the bus.

On the bus, Fozzie could barely concentrate on driving. Kermit kept rubbing her head.

 

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CHAPTER NINE-THREE WEEKS LATER

Piggy was knocked out from the hail strike and still haven't woke up yet. Kermit stared at her on his bed as she was asleep. "Piggy, wake up." he said, crying.

Fozzie took his teddy bear and went to sleep, hoping for her to wake up soon. Along with everyone else, but Kermit.

Kermit rubbed her cold head as tears streamed down his face. "Why am I crying?" he asked himself. He lied down next to her and fell asleep.
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The next day, Kermit walked into the living room and sat on the couch. "Kermit, are you alright?" Leah asked, "You look pale." "Yea." he lied. She walked away. He wipped his eyes as he tried to hold back tears. Animal sat by him. "SAD FROGGY?" he asked. "Sad froggy." Kermit replied. "BUNNIES MAKE ME HAPPY!" Animal said, looking over him, "WOMAN! WOMAN!" Kermit looked over him and saw her standing there. He walked to her and gave her a hug. "Are you ok?" he asked. Nothing. "Piggy?" he asked. "PIGGY! PIGGY!" Animal yelled.

She just stood there. Looking like she just saw a ghost. "What is..." she tried to ask. She sat on the couch. "Piggy, are you ok?" the frog asked. "I see star." she said and almost fell asleep. "Lie down." he said, gently pushing her down. "Where am I and what happened?" she asked. "You're home and you got hit by hail. You don't need to be moving around." he replied, "You scared me."

She started to cry. "PIGGY, DON'T CRY!" Animal said. He kissed her forehead. "Piggy, it's ok." Kermit said, "It wasn't your fault. Don't cry. you're gonna make me cry, too." She stopped crying and lied on Kermit's lap. "Don't go." she told him. "I won't." he told her, "I promise."

"Piggy." he added, "I love you and I will never go."

What is wrong with her? How will Kermit and the rest take it? Find out soon!