I dunno who this lady is, but she should definitely be on Sesame Street!
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RYAN CALLEN: Give your
what a proper
what?
JUDY GOLD: "Your o'possum"? Who the **** has an o'possum?
CHRIS STRAIT: This is great, because the closest possums ever come to a massage is a truck tire.
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CHELSEA PERRETI: I actually read this woman's book, BEYOND BONKERS. It was great.
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JUDY: "Many people"? Can we stop pretending that other people out there are doing this?
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MIKE BRITT: B****, are you kiddin' me?
MIKE TRAINOR: I guess that thing about playin' possum is a myth, because if ever there was a time to do it, now would be the time.
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KEVIN McCAFFREY: The words "possum" and "lubricate" should
never be in the same sentence!
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JOHN ENOS: Just close your eyes and listen. Just listen, this is so good. I just want her to train my wife.
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BILLY KIMBALL: When I tried this on my o'possum, I got a very negative energy. I had to give up massage my o'possum altogether.
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ROGER: Okay, forget about the "sweepin' away the auora" there, toots. Couple of more lubricate strokes on the tail, and that possum'll be just fine.