Muppets with Blonde Hair?

[Beauregard]

A blonde muppet walked into a bar.

Bea{She said, "Ouch"}regard

...waiting for 6ixty 6econds...

 

[Uncle deadly]

A blonde muppet walked into a bar.

Bea{She said, "Ouch"}regard

...waiting for 6ixty 6econds...

yes that is very amusing,
but this does not give us the answer why he needs to know about blonde muppets.
Beauregard, we need more paper towels, we are goin in!