Muppets' Saturday Night Live - Game

[Dominicboo1]

Steven-Hi! Well I'm afraid Kermit won't be here, but we'll do our best.

 

[Stan Davis]

Statler:Stan Davis
Waldorf: Dominicboo1

Statler: Don't Try it Kid

 

[Dominicboo1]

Waldorf-Yeah it stinks with the frog or without!

 

[Stan Davis]

Steven:Stan Davis
Steve Martin: Dominicboo1

Steven: Oh come on guys we have a great show and hey wait a minute there's no opening number what happen to our opening number 3 guys named bill?

 

[Dominicboo1]

Steve-I didn't find them funny.

 

[Stan Davis]

Steven:Stan Davis
Steve Martin: Dominicboo1

Steven:So what's our new opening number?

 

[Dominicboo1]

Steve-Me singing Dentist from Little Shop Of Horrors.

 

[Stan Davis]

Steven:Stan Davis
Steve Martin: Dominicboo1

Steven:Ok ladies and gentlemen here is Steve Martin i guess

 

[Dominicboo1]

Steve-When I was younger just a bad little kid. My mama noticed funny things I did. Like shooting puppies with a BB Gun I poisoned guppies and wen I was done. I'd find a pussycat and bas in its head and then my mama said.
Electric Mayhem-What did she say?
Steve-She said my boy I think someday you'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay! You'll be a dentist.
Electric Mayhem-Be a dentist.
Steve-You have a talent for causing things pain. Son be a dentist.
Electric Mayhem-Son be a denist-
StevePeople will pay you to be inhumane. Your temperment's wrong for priesthood and teaching will suit you still less! Son be a dentist you'll be a success.
Dr.Teeth -Here he is folks the leader of the plaque!
Janice-Watch him suck up that gas oh my gosh
Floyd-He is a dentist, and he'll never be any good.
All-Who wants their teeth done by the marque de sar?
Patient-Oh that hurts! Wait I'm not numb!
Steve-Oh shut up! Open wide here I come! I am your dentist. And I enjoy the career that I picked. I'm your dentist. And I get off on the pain I inflicft! I thrill when I drill a bicuspid
Animal-Bicuspid!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve-It's swell though they tell me I'm malajustied.
All-Dentist.
Steve-And though it may cause my patients distress.Somewhere in heaven above me! I know I know my mama's proud of me! Oh mama! Cuz I'm a denstist and a success! Say aaah!
Audience-Aaaah!
Steve-Say aaahh!
Statler and Waldorf-Aaah!
Steve-Now spit!

 

[Stan Davis]

(Steve martin and the cast enter backstage)

Floyd:Stan Davis
Steve Martin: Dominicboo1

Floyd:Steve Martin that song you did was great