Muppets' Saturday Night Live - Game

[Dominicboo1]

Townspeople-
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf
Big bad wolf, big bad wolf?
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Tra la la la la.
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf
Big bad wolf, big bad wolf?
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Tra la la la la.
Long ago there were three pigs
Little handsome piggy-wigs
For the big, bad very big very bad wolf
They didn't give three figs.
Number one was very gay
And he built his house of hay
With a hey hey toot
Hey blew on his flute
And he played around all day.
Number two was fond of jigs
And so he built his house with twigs
Heigh diddle-diddle
He played on his fiddle
And danced with lady pigs.
Number three said "Nix on tricks
I will build my house with bricks."
He had no chance
to sing and dance
'Cause work and play don't mix.
Ha ha ha! The two little
Do little pigs just winked and laughed. Ha ha!
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf
Big bad wolf, big bad wolf?
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Tra la la la la.
Came the day when fate did frown
And the wolf blew into town.
With a gruff "puff-puff" he puffed just enough
And the hay house fell right down.
One and two were scared to death
of the big bad wolfie's breath.
"By the hair of your chin-ny-chin,
I'll blow you in."
And the twig house answered yes.
No one left but number Three
To save the piglet family.
When they knock
He fast unlocked
And said, "Come in with me!"
Now they all were safe inside
And the bricks hurt wolfie's pride
So, he slid down the chimney
And, oh, by Jimney
In the fire he was fried.
Ha ha ha!
The three little, free little pigs rejoice and laughed.
Ha ha!
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf
Big bad wolf, big bad wolf?
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Tra la la la la.
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf
Big bad wolf, big bad wolf?
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Tra la la la la

 

[Stan Davis]

Sweetums:Stan Davis
Paulina: Dominicboo1

Sweetums: Paulina when are we going to get the kids father?

 

[Dominicboo1]

Paulina-Right now dear? David hellod dear!

 

[Stan Davis]

David Sands:Stan Davis
Paulina: Dominicboo1

David Sands:Yes Paulina did you call about the castle?

 

[Dominicboo1]

Paulina-No I came to see you.

 

[Stan Davis]

(Hunter sees the monsters)
Hunter Sands:Stan Davis
David Sands: Dominicboo1
Monsters: Dominicboo1

Hunter: Dad Look Out

 

[Dominicboo1]

Paulina-Your son is merely being a silly little boy!Boys take Hunter to Happy Little Boy Land.
Monsters-That means Kid-Fill-A.
Paulina-The freshest meat is the best.

 

[Stan Davis]

Paulina:Stan Davis
Jordan: Dominicboo1
Goran: Dominicboo1

Paulina:so jordan looks like your my slave and also i captured your date guys bring Goran in (they wheel him in tied up to a spinning wheel)

 

[Dominicboo1]

Jordan-Goran no! I'll do it. I'll serve you faithfully.
Goran-NO!!!!!!!! I love you. I want you to have a good life.
(At Kid-Fill-A)
Hunter-This is it.
Sweetums-Yeah sorry Hunter I have to do this.
Hunter-Why? You don't seem so bad?
Sweetums-Paulina says I'm a monster.
Hunter-Who cares what she says? You know you're better than this.
Sweetums-Yeah!(Unties him)
Statler and Waldorf-Kill them both!

 

[Stan Davis]

Paulina:Stan Davis
Monsters: Dominicboo1

Paulina:So Jordan what's a nice girl like you doing at the dance floor after hours?