Muppets' Saturday Night Live - Game

[kathy26]

(we fade to Kermit)

Kermit:it's muppet SNL with our very special guest star Bill Murray yayyyy

(Kermit appears in front of the curtain)

Kermit: thank you and welcome to another muppet snl we have Bill Murray on the show today but before we Bill let's meet some Italian Pigs as they sing That's Amore here they are the Italian Pigs yay

(the curtain opens)

 

[LinkiePie<3]

That's Amore ~ Bill Murray and Pig Chorus​

Bill Murray:​

In Napoli where love is king​

When boy meets girl here's what they say​

When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's amore

Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella
When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool
That's amore

When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That's amore

Pigs:
When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's amore

Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella
When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool)
That's amore

When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That's amore

Bill Murray:
That's amore

Company:
That's amore

 

[kathy26]

(Bill Murray and some Italian Pigs are headed backstage)

Kermit: Ok Great number you guys Hey Bill how was it?

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Bill Murray: Grazie, Kermit. The number was quite fantastcio, rana.

 

[kathy26]

Kermit: Ok well see you later for your closing number

Steven: Ok Kermit im ready for my big number

Kermit: Ok Steven Get Ready

(kermit is in front of the curtain)

Kermit: Ladies and gentlemen here is my co-host Steven singing Bad Reputation backing him up is Dr Teeth and The Electric Mayhem ladies and Gentlemen here's Steven yay

(the curtain opens)

 

[kathy26]

Steven: all right guys hit it

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Bad Reputation ~ Steven and the Electric Mayhem

Steven:
I don't give a dang 'bout my bad reputation
You're living in the past it's a new generation

Janice:
A girl can do what she wants to do and that's
What I'm gonna do
An' I don't give a dang ' bout my bad reputation

Electric Mayhem:
Oh no not me
No no no no no
Not me me me me me

Steven:
An' I don't give a dang 'bout my bad reputation
Never said I wanted to improve my station

Floyd Pepper:
An' I'm only doin' good
When I'm havin' fun
An' I don't have to please no one
An' I don't give a dang
'Bout my bad reputation

Electric Mayhem:
Oh no, not me
Oh no, not me

Steven:
I don't give a dang 'bout my bad reputation
I've never been afraid of any deviation

Dr. Teeth:
An' I don't really care
If ya think I'm strange
I ain't gonna change
An' I'm never gonna care
'Bout my bad reputation

Company:
Oh no, not me
Oh no, not me

Animal:
BAD RE-PU-TA-TION! *rimshot*

 

[kathy26]

(Bill Murray's Dressing Room)

Kermit: uh Bill can i talk to you for a minute?

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Bill Murray: Sure thing, Kermit. What's the matter?

 

[kathy26]

Kermit:it's about your next number why are you singing Que Sera Sera tonight?