(They all look at each other as if they don't know why they were playing cards)
*Just then, the newsman enters backstage, and runs to his news desk*
Typing SFX, Newsman: This is a Muppet newsflash! Cuba Gooding Jr. has just won an award for getting the highest score ever on a pinball machine! *Newsman looks up as if he was expecting something to fall on him, but nothing falls* Uh, it says here that he won 10 trillion points on a pinball machine called Black Knight 2000! *Just then, the black knight comes across the screen from the left, and in doing so, the thing he uses to joust people with ends up grabbing the newsman, and the newsman leaves at the right on the joust thingy!*