Muppets' Saturday Night Live - Game

[Scooterthegofer]

(Nurse Janice turns into the Newsman, then a chicken, then Dr. Honeydew, and then back into herself)
Dr. Bob: Oh, that curse.
Announcer: So, Dr. Bob's patient doesn't like him. Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr. Bob say:
(Dr. Bob shouts up at announcer) IS THAT ANYTHING NEW?

End Sketch

 

[kathy26]

(Backstage)
Kermitk everybody on stage for the closing number
(the Vet's hospital crew come offstage)

Kermit:great sketch you guys sorry about the hawaiian gods but what was that curse about?

 

[kathy26]

(the Vet's hospital crew Shrug and walk away)

Kermit: Oh Brother

Kermit:ladies and gentlemen here is bill murray and the muppet players singing Be True to Your School yay

(the curtain opens)

 

[kathy26]

Kermith i forgot we have the sketch be a football team sketch and then we'll sing that song ok so here is bill murray and the muppet players yay (the curtain opens to reveal a football locker room where the football players talk)

Football Player #1:Hey Billy are we going to win this or not?

 

[tutter_fan]

Bill: Not sure, boys, but we've got to do the best that we can!

 

[kathy26]

(Their Cheerleaders played by Janice,Annie Sue Pig,Ojo,Zoe,and Steven come in)

Steven:Why do i have to play a cheerleader?

 

[kathy26]

Steven:Coach why am i cheerleader and not a football player?

 

[tutter_fan]

Coach: Not sure. Anyways, we've got to come up with a cheer of some kind that will make our team WIN the game.

 

[kathy26]

Football Player #1:So Coach what's our game plan for the bug game?

 

[tutter_fan]

*Looks at camera thinking*

Coach: Again, I'm not sure, but I think this is how we'll do it...

*Grabs a chalkboard, and starts scribbling on the chalkboard*