Hmmm. Roy Staler sounds pretty good. Her's my list ( I made up a few, but i tried o make them sound acture.)
I've always pictured "Scooter" as a nickname,so in my mind he has a longwinded, pompus name, (he comes from a rich family) so I call him Stephen Cassius Legion III. (Don't laugh)
How about Robert "Roy" Statler, Johnathan Waldorf, and Astoria Waldorf, nee Statler (I've always poictured her as Statler's sister.)
Janice is tough to figure out , but in my mind, her last name is Jones. Janice Jones, I like the way it sounds.
Beaker is his last name. As his parents speak the same way he does, his name is Meeps Beaker.