Muppets Night at the Museum

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“So this is the tablet?”

I asked in admiration as I lightly traced over its unique design. “You bet!” chirped King Tut with a nod of his head “Just don’t do anything with it.” He warned “If you do, we won’t be able to come back to life!” He cried fearfully at the thought of returning to mere inanimate objects. His friend nearly gasped at the idea of not being able to be with her loved one “You better not!” She demanded with a glare that could melt ice. Startled, I jumped back. I ran my hand through my hair “I won’t.” I assured. The woman smiled kindly when I spoke, what a lovely smile she had “Rehema, why don’t you introduce yourself?” He asked softly “Dead slave, murdered by Nefertiti, and buried by Tut where his tomb was to be.” The way she said it made my stomach turn. “Sorry about that.” I apologized awkwardly. “Don’t worry.” Rehema said with a small shrug. The king took her hand into his lovingly “Aw, at least we are together again, right?” He expressed looking to her warmly. The woman nodded “Yes.” She replied planting a kiss to his forehead. “Gosh, after a couple of centuries,” He murmured “you still know how to amaze me.” The goofy look on his face was just priceless. The former slave shook her head “You’re such a silly little pharaoh.” “Yah know, you still owe me another kiss.” He cooed. “Later Romeo.” She whispered in his ear.

I cleared my throat loudly, snapping them back to reality. “Sorry sir,” he uttered “For what?” Rehema butted. I laughed at the way they bickered at each other. “You’re royalty! If the night guard protests—just order one of those statues to chase after him.” I saw an Anubis growl at me “Why would I do that?” He inquired innocently. “Um guys…” I stuttered. The black statue growled even louder and approached me slowly, bearing sharp teeth. “Honey, you’re scaring the night guard,” He said “just look at him.” She did and gasped “No! BAD! DOWN!” Rehema bellowed as I found myself cornered by two giant canines. “Jiminy Crickets!” King Tut exclaimed. “Stop!” he shouted. Its red eyes glowed at the sound of his voice. The other statues bowed ashamedly to their master. “Aw, don’t worry guys—you were only doing what Rehema said.” He comforted kindly patting one of the bowing dogs in the head. “Rehema, you have to be carful.” He scolded lightly. “Yeah, I’ll have to remember that.” She said awkwardly. I sighed in relief “Thanks.”.

Rehema escorted me back “Sorry,” she started “I did not mean to.” Her smile was heartbreaking. “It’s a-okay.” I soothed. “Miss Rehema!” cried Theodore, who took her hand and kissed it. “Mr. Roosevelt!” She saluted. Her greeting was echoed by a more furious tone of voice “Mr. Roosevelt!” I turned to face another wax figure. “Have you seen my cherry tree?” the man interrogated stiffly. “Mr. Washington sir!” saluted Theodore “I haven’t.” he answered. “Ah,” The man stomped the ground “when I find this criminal—I will have him beheaded!” “You may be Father America but that don’t mean yous got the money to be talkin’.” Spoke a rich looking man. George Washington (Sam the Eagle) gasped at the person’s defiance “How uncivilized of you Mr. Rockefeller!” I was amused, who knew they had a rivalry? Rockefeller (Johnny Fiama) shrugged “I need it for a date,” He paused “Yous got a problem with that?”

Charles Darwin (Sal Minella) rushed in “Don’t bother arguin’ with da less evolved!” He spat “Come on, he’s no you!” He ushered. “Less evolved? No respect!” Declared the first president with stiff air “Besides, Dexter is a girl!” Charles corrected. A chorus of gasps cold be heard. “Right Dexter?” The man asked. The monkey nodded and threw a piece of rock at me. I grabbed my forehead in pain. The monkey ran and I just had to chase after it. King Tut looked to Theodore worriedly

“Mr. Roosevelt, stop him before he does something he’ll regret!”

[Tut's "friend" is Sara--just a reminder.]

TBC
 

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Yes... And the rest of the cast is filling up splendidly. Laughed at Sam as Washington asking about his cherry tree... Smiled at Johnny and Sal as Rockefeller and Darwin... Looking forward to the next bit from you Beaky Squeaky.
 

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Thanks---I simply have to gain that security that you writers have. LOL!

Thank you Eddie.
 

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Haha, that's funny.

Who ever knew Dexter was a girl?
 

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Wait... What Dexter are we talking about?
 

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No... Methinks I'm the one who misread something, which is why I'm asking.
Hope that's OK.
 

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Yes Porky!
Dexter is indeed a gal in this little story. :wink:
Just for a good laugh.

I was probably not too clear. :/
 
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