MUPPETS AND MOOPETS

[Dominicboo1]

CH. 7
"WOW I"M GONNA BE EVEN RICHER!"Bitterman said smirking as she held out her weapon.
"Listen Debbie!"Fozzie said.
"IT"S Miss Bitterman! NOT THAT DITZY BLONDE HOMICIDAL MANIAC!"Bitterman shouted out.
"Ok Miss Bitterman!"Dominic said. "THis is not nice"
"DUH! I'm evil! You're all going to be killed like the frog or sold to the highest bidding villain....yeah there is a market for you goody-two-shoes some find good boys and girls irresitble...."
"Yuck!"Jen said.
"FINE WELL GET IN THERE OR I"LL KILL YOU ALL!"Bitterman said.
"OOH TERRIFYING!"Poogy said sarcastically.
"YEAH!"Fozzie said thinking she was being serious.
"I"VE GOT YOU NOW!"Rachel cackled....
"Big sheep Miss Bitterman!"Gonzo said as Norman the sheep tackled her. "NOW LET"S RUN!"
(Author's note-Fozzie calling Rachel Debbie is a reference to Addams Family Values where the same actress played another villain. Norman is the sheep that appears in the Boy Who Cried Wolf segment of Muppet Classic Theater)

 

[Twisted Tails]

Yeah, we got to get away from Bitterman. She is just as bad as monsters... and Gorgs or were monsters just as awful as Gorgs. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! We should get away from her. I knew I was going to have a wembling attack even if I am scared. *shudders*