MuppetFest 2?

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by Manda:-D
WHAT??? I NEVER seem to know what you're talking about, Kev!

Tsk, Tsk...you never read the whole thread, do you, honey chile?

Super Scooter Sez: "I swear if you look hard enough you can see Jesus in the elephant!"

Notice the words: Jesus in the elephant

Kev le Foz sed: "So, the elephant has been saved? I guess ANYBODY can get to heaven that way, huh?"

Sort of the subliminal testimonial of religious belief...see?

Scoot's original joke is based on his drawing above of the elephant, then the joke where you look between the lines to see "JESUS" written in them.

So, after "drawing the graph" for you, do you get it now? Isn't it worth like a half a wocka? You know: WOC!

 

[Manda:-D]

What I DO know is that if you ever call me "Honey Chile" again, Kev, you will be in BIG trouble.
Just kidding
....OK, I see the "Jesus" line that SuperScoot wrote, now.....I STILL never know what you're talking about though, Kevin! (You're just in a world all of your own, it seems!)

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by Manda:-D
I STILL never know what you're talking about though, Kevin!

Me either.

Now, what was I saying..??

 

[Super Scooter]

Originally posted by Manda:-D

....OK, I see the "Jesus" line that SuperScoot wrote, now.....I STILL never know what you're talking about though, Kevin! (You're just in a world all of your own, it seems!)

This impresses me, as I didn't really put Jesus in the elephant.

Unless...

Hey, elephant! Gotta check your temperature!

Fozzie...

*hands Foz thermometor*

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*hands Foz thermometor*

*puts thermometer under his own tongue, then puts his hand on the brow of the Elephant and looks at his watch.*

Yep. This is one sick elephant.

*takes out thermometer and hands it back to Super Scoot.*

 

[Super Scooter]

Um, you-you put that in-in your mouth?

You do realize where that's been, don't you? It is an elephant thermometer.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

You didn't SAY it was an ELEPHANT THERMOMETER!! You mean, you DON'T sterilize your medical equipment?!

Besides, what are YOU doing with medical equipment?

 

[Super Scooter]

: What do you mean "what do I have medical equipmenat for?" I do have my doctorite, afterall!

: Wh- you don't even know what a doctorite is!

: I do so! I have this piece of paper here that my doctor write on.

: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

 

[sarah_yzma]

BAD JOKE!!!

Sarah


you had Jill, my elephant??? i've been looking for her

*puts leash on jill and leads her out*

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*Grabs up Jill's peanuts to snack on, leaves.*