Actually, here's my plan...
First, I get around to winning the lottery (I haven't bought a ticket yet, and for the life of me I can't figure out why I haven't won anything yet
). Once I do that I'll buy the JHC and if I have enough money left over, a nifty hat.
Then I'll hire you guys, and you can basically make up your own positions in the company (although I hold all titles with the words "Ultimate Supreme Ruler of the Company" as well as "Bill's Bodyguard"). I have promised Byron that he can be "Vice-President in Charge of Mokey and Janice Management" (in addition to the title of "Vice President" there are other various Vice Presidents)...