Well yeah, but if I were you, it's not your skin you should be worrying about. So, let's get started!
**Sal takes Mildred by the arms and spins her around so that he is facing her back. He looks up and down her back, and nods to himself a few times. Then suddenly, he takes a leap and Mildred's back and knocks her over. He takes a huge jump, then a few more, in his "attempts" to crack her back. Looking down at his victim between his feet, he seems to judge that she could use one more good crack, so he jumps up and lands on poor Mildred one more time.
He finally steps off her back, and reaches down his hand to help her up.He speaks in a kind voice, like the type a doctor would use to a patient.**
Now tell me, how does that feel now?
((OOC: BEAU, I AM SO SORRY. But that's what Sal would do. If Mildred dies, I will personally speak her eulogy))