Muppet Survivor Game

[That Announcer]

Name: Johnny Fiama
Occupation: Singer
Hobbies: Singing, bossing my gentleman's monkey Sal
Heros: Sinatra, capisce?
Where do you live: Camden, New Jersey
favorite color: Blue
favorite letter of the alphabet: L for lounge
favorite song: "I Left My Wallet In San Francisco"
Best friend: My gentleman's monkey, Sal
LUXURY ITEM: A picture of my Ma

 

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Where do you live: Camden, New Jersey

OCC: Your From Camden NJ are you sure of that That is the Biggist Murder a capita , if you make the wrong move they bust a cap in u i should know i live 20 mins away

 

[Beauregard]

OCC: Your From Camden NJ are you sure of that That is the Biggist Murder a capita , if you make the wrong move they bust a cap in u i should know i live 20 mins away

Ahh, Grover, there you are. Well, what do you think of the location? I hear the sunrise can be quite sensational, as can I be. So..*looks around*...anyone for scrabble? Oh, is there a scrabble board hereabouts?

 

[That Announcer]

OCC: Your From Camden NJ are you sure of that That is the Biggist Murder a capita , if you make the wrong move they bust a cap in u i should know i live 20 mins away

(OOC: I got the Camden thing from this TP article. I could have said New York City, but it wouldn't be as funny, now would it?)

 

[Kimp the Shrimp]

OHHH I LOVE Scrabble

* Pulls out a skillit*

So Where's the Fire


OCC: so Camden it is LOL

 

[Beauregard]

As I see it to gain a fire, we must create a fire. But I suppose we shall have to h'wait for our cute host to mouch back to us.

Meanwhile, tell me about yourself. You like to dance?

 

[That Announcer]

Now where are the rest of these schmucks? Ernie... Scooter? Elmo, even? Oh, come on, Sal, you must be around!

*birds singing*

Jeez, don't tell me I gotta go collect food by myself! I got my leather jacket I gotta keep in good condition! Oh, I'll just wait for the monkey. May as well sit down.

 

[Kimp the Shrimp]

* 80's Style Techno Rock starts to play*

"We could dance if you want to , our feet will never touch the floor


We Can Dance we can dance every body look at my pants"

* Just then Grovers Overalls rip off and his "Disco Grover" cloths appear

I'm Disco Grover

 

[That Announcer]

*Johnny is bent down picking up sticks for the fire when he hears disco music playing.*

Eech. Music of the devil, my mamma says. Gotta trust her.

 

[MrsPepper]

Name: Sal Manilla
Occupation: Johnny Fiama's Pants-Ironer
Hobbies: Studying to be an osteopath. You know, a bone doctor!
Heros: Oh, well, definately Johnny.
Where do you live: Wherever Johnny's at.
favorite color: Yellow
favorite letter of the alphabet: B for Boneyologist
favorite song: Oh, whatever Johnny's singin'.
Best friend: Oh, that would definately be my main man Johnny!
LUXURY ITEM: My Iron!