Muppet Songs in Google Translate

[Harleena]

Man or Muppet (English to Japanese to Estonian to Chinese to French to Russian to English)

I reflect on my of reflection
I asked myself,
Where to go for information
I do not know.
I am male or a Muppet?
(I'm a puppet?)
If I can convince the Muppets, I'm very courageous doll.
(Very Manly Muppet)
I Muppets (dolls), or I'm a man? (I am a man?)
If I can do of my people puppets.
(Muppet Man)
I looked at those eyes
I do not think so
See inside one.
It is time for me to decide:
I am a man or a Muppet?
(I'm a puppet?)
If I Muppets da, okay, I'm a very courageous doll.
(Very Manly Muppet)
I Muppets (dolls), or I'm a man? (I am a man?)
If I can do for my people puppets.
(Muppet Man)
Here I am again
I do not always have enough time
I think my heart was
Now I was its angular to understand:
I'm a man!
I Muppets!
I'm a man, and the Muppets,
I am very courageous doll!
I Muppety man!
This who I am.

 

[Mo Frackle]

 

[Dominicboo1]

Man or Muppet (English to Japanese to Estonian to Chinese to French to Russian to English)

I reflect on my of reflection
I asked myself,
Where to go for information
I do not know.
I am male or a Muppet?
(I'm a puppet?)
If I can convince the Muppets, I'm very courageous doll.
(Very Manly Muppet)
I Muppets (dolls), or I'm a man? (I am a man?)
If I can do of my people puppets.
(Muppet Man)
I looked at those eyes
I do not think so
See inside one.
It is time for me to decide:
I am a man or a Muppet?
(I'm a puppet?)
If I Muppets da, okay, I'm a very courageous doll.
(Very Manly Muppet)
I Muppets (dolls), or I'm a man? (I am a man?)
If I can do for my people puppets.
(Muppet Man)
Here I am again
I do not always have enough time
I think my heart was
Now I was its angular to understand:
I'm a man!
I Muppets!
I'm a man, and the Muppets,
I am very courageous doll!
I Muppety man!
This who I am.

VERY COURAGEOUS DOLL?! That's funny!

 

[Bliffenstimmers]

I would recommend Bad Translator, which provides some really crazy results depending on which settings you use, though unfortunately it has a character limit of 250. To give you a taste of what it can do, here's a segment of "ABC-DEF-GHI"

Original text:

"ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ It's the most remarkable word I've ever seen ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ I wish I knew exactly what I mean It starts out like an "A" word as anyone can see But somewhere in the middle it gets awful "QR" to me"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Soft key ABC DEF jkl-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ Glad to see I... Soft key ABC DEF jkl-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ X I want to know. When you start writing you can't help But this is a teacher and a student, I need to change "

There's a few other sites that do automatic back-and-forth translations, like Translation Party and Lost In Translation, but this one's my personal favorite.

 

[Harleena]

Oh. I'll have to try that.

 

[Harleena]

Love Led Us Here (English to Chinese to Irish to Latvian to Vietnamese to Belarusian to Zulu to English)
I mean I'm stupid or blind,
There is my heart, but it was crazy?
Why I throw a perfect dream
With?

If we look back, I will never know,
How do I go.
But fate,
they deserve
One day ...

Love makes here
OK, then ours.
We do with the stars, we are here
Now it seems so close to heaven!
Love makes here.

Now I know that life can surprise you
Scan your feet.

This can happen to us,
Are we dreaming?

Love makes here
OK, then ours.
We do with the stars, we are here
Now it seems so close to heaven!
Love makes here.

So take my hand,
And do not be afraid.
We'll be okay.
Love brought us here.

The Big House (English to Belarusian to Chinese to Estonian to Latvian to Lithuanian to Polish to Russian to Ukrainian to English)
Play Boy
It is funded by the National Hotels Russia
We are very proud of their eclectic customers
Perfect start for 1932
Do not believe what you see on this site is commentary
This is a great house
perfect holiday
Welcome to the Big House
You can never
This is not the Hilton or Hyatt
but unrest
So please, enjoy your stay
This is the lowest lunch menu
What's cooking crime
Raise safe frog, take a chair
I encourage you to try our famous porridge
big house
You're not alone
Life is not bad in a big house
Many frogs, NO
after checking 10
Or 11 years
Feel at home
The rooms are very large
Even more important than what you'll find in Siberia
Let me know if you need anything
All for free, money back guarantee
In the case of a large house, you do not need to live
When you come to a big house, run for your life!
This is a great house
perfect holiday
Welcome to the Big House
You can never
Your safety
I only key to continue
Now, please enjoy your stay

Muppet Show Theme (English to Ukrainian to Indonesian to Maori to Swedish to French to German to Italian to English)
It time to play the music
It's time that the light
It time to meet the Muppets on the Muppets

It time to make-up
It time to dress right
And 'now the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight to increase

What we have here
I think we do not know,
As with any form of trees
To see the show
It all started
Why not start
The time to start is
In the most extraordinary spiritual celebration dedicated Muppetational
So we call Muppets

 

[mimitchi33]

Gotta Dance, Gotta Whistle, Gotta Sing (from Mumfie's Quest):
(This was translated first into Japanese, then into Chinese, and finally into Korean.)

It is a place where you dance, whistle whistle age. If you do not have permission to you to sing, not very pessimistic

I do not have some depressing and boring, more melody in the world

When the silence was so long, I just need to start a song

Also, note swollen, music buzz, and blowing the speakers, I hit my drums

Like circus clowns, marching around my ring

Just dance song Whistle recommended suggestions!


Get popular if you need to click on my heels, easy song, appeal

I jump because of Jack, but never ever come, I will still keep you

If I get half a chance, I can not stop me

Get Star recommendation, recommendation whistle, dance!


If you have your beliefs wilt, we will wither all the songs ...

And I mean, you do not need to be perfect for your choice

However, the bubble starts, you can fine you, but all the problems, spray patter ...


This place is not even a miracle boring

If you do not whistle, sing or dance,

This silence is, if you allow it, it's strange that you can put on you, trance.

If you raise your voice, it will be a joy to your heart

The first few notes, when you hear the song of anxiety and sadness, that you simply all gone,

Music is king, told Auto World! Just dance song Whistle recommended suggestions!

Here's the actual song:

 

[Harleena]

I'll Get You What You Want (Cockatoo in Malibu) (English to Italian to Chinese to French to German to Japanese to Hungarian to Russian to English)

Children stop.
Let me clear the air.
Baby, look at those eyes.
I apologize.
I know what you mean.
They are the ones where I like, "What do you think? Drop-out of the window"
Baby, love will not disappear.
And where it belongs.

So, what are you waiting for.
Well, you do not have to wait long.

I'll give you what you want.
I'll give you everything that you need.
I'll dream.
Please enjoy the fact that you want.
Meet the imagination.
I'll dream.

Do you want a unicorn?
I give you.
Do you want a puppy?
I give you.
What would you like ice cream?
I give you.
I think that a mortgage loan?
I give you.
How satin pillow?
I give you.
Do you want to get a tattoo?
I give you.
You want a diamond ring?
I give you.
I want Peck - What is it?
I give you.

So, what are you waiting for.
Well, you do not have to wait long.
I'll give you what you want.
I'll give you everything that you need.
I'll dream.
Please enjoy the fact that you want.
Meet the imagination.
I'll dream.

You want to taste glory?
I give you.
Would you like a cup of cake?
I give you.
Would you like a parrot?
I give you.
Want to be a kangaroo?
I give you.
Want an American car?
I give you.
I want to be a Hollywood star?
I give you.
Go to the moon?
It will tell you what I know.

So, what are you waiting for.
Well, you do not have to wait long.

I'll give you what you want.
I'll give you everything that you need.
I'll dream.
Please enjoy the fact that you want.
Meet the imagination.
I'll dream.

I'm talking parrot.
Yes it is. (Kangaroo)
Oh. (Malibu)
I give you.
I'll dream.
Parrot. Kangaroo. Malibu.
I'll dream.

 

[snichols1973]

I copied & pasted "I'm Going To Go Back There Someday" into the text box, and this is how it came out with Yandex after 22 translations:

It looks like, you know, I just know it.
I can say that this is not possible, but it's too early to feel it.
What's not.
And I'm going over there one day.
Day, night, in the sky, a direct dial phone.
But this is my story;
I was there, but I don't know.
And I'm going over there one day.
It comes and goes for me, it's more fun to share.
He said it in the air.
We, without wings, wings.
This is what keeps a lot of love, without any problems.
The password for the old and familiar.
Now the sky, what do you need to see the apartment?
It's not just you, but I do.
And I'm going over there one day.
And I'm going over there one day.

This is the result of 10 translations:

It seems to be, you know, just familiar.
We can say that it is not possible, but it's too early to feel.
What it is not.
And I go again one day.
The sun rises, night, sky, telephone.
But that is my song?
I was there, but I know.
And I go again one day.
This is a come and go with me, it's more fun to share.
I said she looks in the air.
Let's featherless wing.
This is what keeps a lot of love, invisible issues.
Password old friend.
Now the sky is what I found in my apartment?
You can only visit, but I intend to stay.
And I go again one day.
And I go again one day.

 

[snichols1973]

Movin' Right Along

(courtesy of ackuna.com/badtranslator using the Yandex and 10-language settings)

Kerman: Let's work together to find a good time for good news. A good friend can lose
Fozzie: Maybe it's a habit.
Kermit: The chance not only to take, even if to reach out and take it. To go along. Fozzie: Hey! We hitchhike, bus or yellow cab.
Kerman(chat). In the cabin?

Kermit and fozzie: We will continue...
Kermit: Picture free and free. This is half the fun, he's here to share with me.
Kermit and fozzie: Go the distance.
Kermit: Dougal diligence, Dougal hard work You know, gravity.
Fozzie: You need a map to water it down in a mortar.

(Dialogue)
Kermit: (looks at map) Hello, fozzie, I want to turn left, when you reach a fork in the road.
Fozzie: Yes, sir, left at the crossroads. (Big fork, fork in the road)
Fozzie:Kermit!
Kermit: I don't think so."

Kermit: I go forward, we see life.
Fozzie: And time is my time
Kermit: Believe me, for navigation.
Fozzie: California here we come to the pie in the sky and on the earth.
Kermit: Palm trees and sand, hot
Fozzie: Although, unfortunately, Rhode island.
Kermit: we talked about what he did?
Fozzie: (oral)to forget.

Kermit and fozzie: We will continue...
Kermit: Hey, morning, where are you?
Fozzie: Send someone will come and take us in the province of Saskatchewan. Kermit and fozzie: We will continue...
Kermit: Dougal diligence, doog- Only what you know.
Fozzie: I haven't seen the sun rise in the West.

"Fozzie: And bears in their natural habitat! This studabaker!
(Dialogue) Hey, Kermit, fozzie, I hope.
Fozzie: what does it mean?
Kermit: maybe we let him go.
Fozzie: I don't know what it is.
Fozzie, Hey, I want to say that this process.
Big bird: Oh, no, Thank you, and I, and my way to new York, trying to cope with Public television!
Fozzie: Oh...uh-uh-uh-uh,success.

Kermit and fozzie: We will continue...
Fozzie: In fact, we are birds of a feather We can
Kermit: We know where we are going.
Fozzie: Movie stars, fancy cars, and we live, from the top down.
Kermit: We stormin ' the big city.
Fozzie: OK! However, it is true, was snowin?
Kermit: no, I don't think so."
Kermit and fozzie: We will continue...
Fozzie: I see signs of people?
Kermit: Yes, Hello, she said, she returned.

Kermit and fozzie: We will continue...
Kermit: Picture free and free.
Fozzie: Are you ready time.
Kermit: He's not ready for me.
Kermit and fozzie: Go the distance. Go the distance.
(Repeat to fade)

This is the result of using a 22-language Yandex translation from the same site:
Cream To find the right time, a good story. A good friend of mine to lose
Fozzie: Maybe this is the way to go.
Kermit the frog: The opportunity not only to receive, if we can. You can go hand in hand.
Fozzie: Hello! We hitchhike, bus or yellow cab. Cute

Kermit, fozzie: We will continue to...
Kermit the frog: The movie is free, it's free. It is half the fun, don't share with me.
Kermit, fozzie: Went to work.
Kermit the frog: Dougal, so just to be clear, dougal work You know, gravity.
Fozzie: You need to use the card until the water binding material.

(Dialogue)
Kermit: Hey, fozzie, I want to do it on the left side, when the fork in the road.
Fozzie: Yes, sir, on the left, at the intersection.
(Big fork)
Fozzie:Kermit the frog.
Kermit: I don't think so.

Kermit the frog: We see life.
Fozzie: Now it's my turn
Kermit the frog: Believe me, in navigation.
Fozzie: California here you will find the cake, the sky, on the earth.
Kermit the frog: Palm trees, sand, warm
Fozzie: But, unfortunately, Rhode Island.
Kermit: we talked about it, what are you doing?
Fozzie: (interpretation) should be forgotten.

Kermit, fozzie: We will continue to...
Kermit the frog: Hello, in the morning, where are you?
Fozzie: That man is coming to help us, in the province of Saskatchewan.
Kermit, fozzie: We will continue to...
Kermit the frog: Dougal, so just to be clear, to fix But what you can do.
Fozzie: I haven't seen the sun from the west.

Fozzie: (oral) and bears in their natural environment! This studabaker!
(Dialogue) Hey, Kermit, fozzie, I hope.
Fozzie, What are you going to say?
Kermit, maybe I should give him a go.
Fozzie, I don't know what it is.
Fozzie, Hey, I want to say in this process.
Big bird: Oh, no, Thank you, I travel to New York to try to survive a public service broadcaster!
Fozzie:...oh-oh-oh-oh,success.

Kermit, fozzie: We will continue to...
Fozzie: There, we're birds of a feather We can
Kermit the frog: We know where we're going.
Fozzie: The film stars, cars, luxury living, from the top down.
Kermit the frog: What is a storm in the big city.
Fozzie: All RIGHT! But even if it was snowin
Kermit: no, I don't think so.

Kermit, fozzie: We will continue to...
Fozzie: I see signs of people?
Kermit the frog: Yes, Hello, I said it again.
Kermit, fozzie: We will continue to...
Kermit the frog: The movie is free, it's free.
Fozzie: Ready for her.
Kermit the frog: This hasn't happened yet.
Kermit, fozzie: Went to work. Went to work. (Repeat to fade)