Ok, now I'm seriously just freaking out. I was a tiny Robin-sized 2nd grader, a small tiny little boy when season 3 was released, I am now a Scooter-sized teen!! Where are the boxsets. At this point we've got to call the Disney hotline like 50 billion times a day, and will someone please upload themselves or puppets or whatever singing this song on Youtube, I won't mind whatsoever, just please upload the song on Youtube maybe with a Kermit plush singing it or yourrself, but also please put somewhere "Courtesy of Muppet Master", this is the song.
Disney, you've gotta put down the box sets
Put Down the box sets
Put down the box sets if you want to see those sales come through
You don't put in a rocket
You don't stuff it in your pocket
You don't give it to Sprocket
Disney, put the box sets down
I learned it in the many years working with Fox
Its hard to meet demands with produts in your hand
To be a fine company you're gonna have to face the facts
Put down the box sets etc.
Feel free to add lyrics if you want, and though it's probably not going to be possible, it'd be awesome if you could get the likes of Dave Goelz, Steve Whitmire, Frank Oz, muppet writers, alive s4 and 4 guest stars, and more in the video. At this point I'd accept it if Disney released S4 and S5 on plain dvds with no start menus or special features. Though a few weeks ago I saw offical release dates for both box sets, and S4 was in May 2015, and S5 was in September 2015, probably a prank though, because it's not there anymore.