Muppet Show Cut Songs Captions

[Dil]

If the cut songs WERE in the Season 1 DVD, there would have been those captions.

NOTES: Italic words are sung.

This one's in 'All of Me'.

But right now, let's get things started
with a musical number...

done up with a brand new way, All of Me.

("All of Me" by
S. Simons/G. Marks)

All of me

Why not take all of me?

Can't you see?

I'm no good without you

Take me lips

I want to lose them

Take my arms

I'll never use them

Your goodbye left me

with eyes that cry

Here, take them, too.

How can I go on, dear,

without you?

You took the part

that once was my heart

So why not take all of

Me?

Hey, you want my hair?

Well, "hair" it is.

Hey, you need a nose?

Guarenteed, not to run.

Friends, Romans, & Countrymen...

Hey, you wanna put my chest in your chest?

Here, here, let me give you a hand.

You took the part

That once was my heart

So why not take,
why not take?

Why not take all of

Me?

-Uh, Uh...
-(Cackles)

Uh... Hark! I hear the cannon's roar.

Pretty great, no? Don't post any would-have-been captions from The Season 1 DVD, I'll post more later, OK?

 

[minor muppetz]

So are you just transcribing these? I don't really consider transcripts of segments to be "fan fiction", since thye really happened. When I saw the title of this thread, I thought it was for made-up morsels.

Hmm.... that gives me an idea....

 

[JJandJanice]

Was there really a point to that????

 

[Barry Lee]

Was there really a point to that????

...yeah really.....

 

[rumtar_10165]

no here is his proof the clip that was cut from the Dvd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ4PKVGEo24

enjoy.

 

[JJandJanice]

Plus it says this clip was cut from the Muppet Show-Season one page they have here at Muppet Central.

Everyone knows this clip was cut.

Dil is just really annoying, .

 

[Dil]

NO! I meant IF the clip was NOT cut, there would have been those type of captions on the first post of this thread.

 

[JJandJanice]

Yes, Dil, you are being annoying. There is no point to you posting this stuff, you're just trying to get attention for yourself. and it's working, but you're not getting any postive attention. I know that you know there was no point to this, you're not making people want to be your friends. I hate to sound rude, but I call it like I see it too, and that's what it's looking like to me and, I know, for other people.

So this is the last I'll comment on this waste of time thread.