Muppet roommates

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by radionate
I'd rethink messing with me today.....(grabs his bubble gun)

What does that thing do anyway?

 

[radionate]

It shoots out hundreds of bubbles in mere seconds. I like to hold it because:

a.) I feel empowered
b.) I like to intimidate people with it
c.) I pretend to be Lawerence Welk

 

[Crazy Harry]

I'd be laughing right now if this wasn't so sad. Now what was I going to do with these again?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Byron, thanks for riding me around the house here. But, now I'm bored. Nate can have you back.

Here you go, Nate. I'm bored with it. I think the batteries are low.

Crazy Harry, please quit trying to hide your pyrotechnics under your bed; it clutters my way. Remember, we're on bunk beds, and you're storing them on my pillow!! Gives me an explosive head-ache and...oh! LOOK!!

Pretty, pretty bubbles...

*starts to wonder where the pretty champagne music is coming from, and why he suddenly feels like doing a polka...*

 

[Crazy Harry]

I'm going to head over to Jack in the Back for lunch before Kevin whips out the accordian. If my explosives are getting in your way, just toss them in the closet.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*Tosses explosives in closet*

BOOM!!

Dangit! Now my hair is messed up!!! Wait...HELP! HELP! I think my rubber chicken is on fire!!!!

No, no I'm wrong. Smells more like singed hair...

OH! NO!!

HELP HELP!!

BYRON IS ON FIRE!!!

 

[Crazy Harry]

(pours bucket of ice water on Byron)

I knew there was a reason why I had that.

(pulls out tape recorder)

Note to self; be carefull what you say around Kevin. He takes things to litteraly.

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
Byron, thanks for riding me around the house here. But, now I'm bored. Nate can have you back.

Here you go, Nate. I'm bored with it. I think the batteries are low.

 

[radionate]

What good is a Byron without fresh batteries?

 

[Crazy Harry]

Where do you put the batteries anyway?