Oi! And I thought Girls were bad with the mushy stuff!
Anyways, back to the subject at hand. I don't know who I'd roommate with, there aren't too many good female muppets to room with. I could live with Red or Mokey, but it wouldn't work as well. Miss Piggy would drive all the guys away, Janice would take all the guys away from me. Yolanda, I don't know, rooming with a rat would be difficult. Prarie Dawn and I are too much a like for us to stand living with each other.
Ok, trying to find a female muppet to room with is too difficult. I give up.
Now if I were to room with a male muppet and there was to be nothing between us but friendship because of course none of us here think differently, then I would have to say Rowlf. We could jam and it would be great. Not to mention he wouldn't scare anyone away.