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[FONT="]Disclaimer: I don't own the muppets in anyway shape or form or the galaxy quest name or characters affiliated with the movie. This is just a retelling of the hit movie.
Muppet Quest
It all begins with a scene being shown with a large ship that in a way looks like the van they drove in the Muppet movie. We go inside the ship to see the command deck with the crew talking.
A young orange kid speaks
" We escaped from the I scream men we made it commander we made it." Scooladeo said.
Then the camera pans over to see Sam the Eagle with a weird fin thing on his head. He begins to speak.
" By Washington's wig we live to tell the tale." Dr. Samus said as he began to rise from his seat.
The ships the computer speaks..
"All systems functional."
Piggy gets up from her spot as speaks.
"All systems are working commander." she said immediately after the computer.
" I don't like it." Commander Kermit said as he looked around.
Suddenly a huge pizza hits the front of the ship. The alarms begin going off as the screen shakes.
"Oh , no.", said Scooladeo
"Those pizza delivery guys Gonz didn't tip." Piggy said.
Gonz gets out of his seat and lunges into the camera.
"Pizza's in the ship's engines and they can't be stopped." Gonz said as he squinted his eyes.
"Let's give in." Piggy said.
" No!",Commander Kermit said.
Commander Kermit then jumped from his seat.
"Never give in, Never quit." ,The commander continued.
The Commander then sits back in his seat and has a dazed look on his face.
"Sir, your orders." Scooladeo said.
The commander still seems dazed.
" Sir your orders." Scooladeo repeated.
"Make it a pepperoni, I mean activated the Immunium Pew 36 explosive space modulator." Commander Kermit said as he looked into the camera.
The scene fades to white as as large crowd of fans begin to applaud the footage they just watched.
You see Statler and Waldorf in the crowd dressed like members of the crew. They begin to speak to each other.
Statler: Hey that wasn't half bad.
Waldorf: It wasn't good either.
They both laugh as the camera pans over to see Rizzo the Rat standing up behind a podium talking to the crowd of fans.
" Yeah that was the original Muppet Quest episode 96 part 1 of the infamous lost episode that aired in 1981." Rizzo said as the fans cheered.
We then go backstage to see Sam the eagle sitting in a chair.
"I can't believe it's come to this." Sam said.
Gonzo is doing a crossword puzzle.
"Let see, does anyone know a six letter word for insane." Gonzo looked around as all the others seemed a little edgy.
Sitting across from Gonzo is Scooter and he is looking at his watch.
"I can't believe he's late again." Scooter complained.
Piggy looks out to the crowd.
" You know they're all going to start ingesting each other soon." Piggy said as she was slowly pacing back and forth.
Sam then begins to speak into a mirror.
" How did it come to this?" Sam asked himself.
"Oh no." Scooter said under his breath.
"I was on the Muppet show." Sam said.
" was on the Muppet show." Gonzo repeated.
" I respected once and now look at me and I won't this stupid line one more time." Sam said as he walked across the room to sit in a chair near Piggy.
" Sam at least your character was important. You portrayed someone the fans believed in." Piggy said as she continued.
Sam rolls his eyes
"My TV guide interview was six pages about girlish figure. Which I didn't mind but, no one even cared what I did on the show." Piggy complained.
Gonzo looked at Piggy as he said " You had the thing where you did something. Just let me think of it."
"I repeated the computer Gonzo." Piggy said to Gonzo as he stared off into space.
Kermit then walked threw the door.
" Hello everyone your commander is on deck." Kermit said as everyone looked like they were unhappy with him.
" Am I too late for Sam to lose his mind." Sam looked down as Kermit spoke to him.
" What is wrong with everyone?" Kermit asked.
" Kermit we've all known you for along time but when I heard you booked an appearance without us. That's when I think you've gone to far." Scooter said.
" Is that, what this is all about?" Kermit said.
"Kermie whatever happened to the good ole' days. Remember when we were inseparable?" Piggy said.
"I apologize guys, these people had this set in their garage. I was there for an hour tops." Kermit said as everyone had a look of distaste on their faces.
Kermit walks over to Piggy.
"Come on Piggy they wanted the commander." Kermit said as he looked Piggy in the eyes.
Piggy simply looked away as Sam began to leave the building.
As Kermit and the gang were backstage arguing with each other. The crowd was getting very restless waiting for the crew to make an appearance.
A scene can be seen on the screen(hey that rhymes). Where Kermit is giving some cover fire for an injured Dr. Samus. Rizzo is talking to the crowd as this scene is going on.
"You see the crew embodied alot of good qualities that made all of you love them." Rizzo explained.
The crowd begins chanting for the crew. The stage hand gives Rizzo the thumbs up.
" I guess it's time to introduce the crew of the NMSA protector." Rizzo said as the crowd began to cheer.
The echos of their cheers can be heard backstage with Kermit and company trying to stop Sam from leaving.
" I would first like to introduce my personal favorite. Lieutenant Hoggy Madison, Miss Piggy." Rizzo said to the crowd as Piggy adjusts her hair as she walks out to the fans cheering for her.
Kermit and Sam are still backstage where they are arguing with each other.
"Sam come on, you have to go out there." Kermit said.
" I won't go out there and be WEIRD in front of those people. There is nothing you can say to sway me otherwise." Sam said to Kermit.
"The show must go on." Kermit said.
" I guess I will this one time but I won't say that stupid line one more time." Sam said as he stomped out to the stage.
Sam walks out and looks at the crowd as the screen behind him shows him waving an American flag and saying his infamous line.
"By Washington's wig and the beard of Lincoln you shall be avenged." , Dr. Samus said.
Sam simply rolled his eyes as he heard the infamous line. Camera pans back over to Rizzo standing behind the podium.
" And now the brave commander of the ship." Rizzo said as the crowd began to cheer.
"Timothy....James....Ribbit...Kermit..The Frog." Rizzo said in a weird echo voice as the crowd erupted.
Kermit then walked out with a microphone in hand with himself on screen behind him. Kermit then begins to repeat his infamous line from the show.
"Never give in.." Kermit said as he looks at the crowd.
" Never quit." Kermit continued as the fans said it with him.
" Warp drive full speed ahead." Kermit said as he looked towards all the fans.
Kermit began to speak more but his microphone was cut off. As Rizzo can be heard speaking.
" The crew will be signing autographs from 12pm to 4pm today." Rizzo said as Kermit was motioning to the sound guy that his microphone wasn't on.
The others looked at him in disgust as they all walked over the autograph table.
Rizzo walks over to where Scooter is sitting.
" Hey thanks for that great introduction, today. Umm." Scooter becomes speechless as he doesn't know his name.
" Rizzo, I played crewman number six. I was in episode seventy one. You know I got ate by the oatmeal monster before the commercial break. AHHH." Rizzo said as he fell down to the floor. Rizzo then gets right back up and pulls out his autograph pictures.
" Do you guys mind if I sit in and sign autographs." Rizzo said as he walks over and sits next to Miss Piggy.
Next to Piggy is Sam the Eagle giving Autographs to some very knowledgeable fans.
Tim Allen appears first dressed as Sam's character from Muppet Quest. He does the salute and speaks.
"By Washington's wig and the beard of Lincoln I shall avenge you." The fan said as Sam gave him a dirty look as he signed the picture.
"Next." He said as the next fan walked forward.
Alan Rickman is next in line dressed as Dr. Lazarus.
" I know how you feel. Trust me it gets better." Rickman said as Sam autographed the picture as he walked off.
Kermit can be seen at his own table talking to fans as he signs autographs.
" You know if I would've moved any further left I would've been toast by that Dog-lion." Kermit explained.
Wembley Fraggle can be seen standing in front of him.
" Oh god, what did you do?" Wembley questioned in suspense.
" What I always do little cadet." Kermit said as he rubbed Wembley on the head.
"Of course we all remember what happened on Raxus nine." Kermit said as the fans laughed.
Piggy can be seen looking over at Kermit.
" You have to admit they do love him." Piggy said.
"Yeah almost as much as he loves himself." Scooter said.
Four young fans approach Kermit. One of them is Fozzie Bear, another is Beaker, the other is Robin Frog and the fourth is Red Fraggle.
" Commander my crew and I were having some problems in the Dinner Dilemma." Fozzie said.
Kermit began to gaze at Miss Piggy.
"Hold that thought I'll be right back." Kermit said as he walked off.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Kermit walks over to where Miss Piggy is standing as a Sigourney Weaver is standing there with an autograph glossy in hand.
"On raxus nine when all hope was lost it appeared that you and the commander had a thing." Sigourney said as she anticipated Miss Piggy's answer.
"No me and frog boy never had a thing." She said to the fan.
Kermit walked up behind her and put his arm around her and said.
"At least that's her story." Kermit said as he gazed upon Miss Piggy.
The stage hand then calls for Miss Piggy to do a photo op with some fans.
"Would you excuse me." Miss Piggy said as she walked off.
Kermit then chases after her.
"Hey Piggy wait for a second." Kermit said as walked down some steps.
As Kermit walked down the steps he ran into some weird looking fans. On being doctor teeth dressed in a silver space suit, the other being Bunsen Honeydew, there is a woman standing behind them and she resembles Janice and lastly Lew Zealand. They all salute Kermit as he walks by.
"Greetings and Salutations commander, I am Teethazar from the planet physcodelica and we are in need of some of your good vibes and leadership." Teethazar said.
"Excuse me guys we'll talk later." Kermit said as he tries to get past them.
"Our ship is ready sir." Lew said to Kermit.
Kermit stops
"Oh, is this about the thing tomorrow. Call my agent and make sure you have a limo ready for me. Last time I rode on the roof of a Volkswagon. Just keep this between us and remember yums the word." Kermit said as he walks off.
"What groovy lingo these earth folk use." Teethazar said to his group.
The others behind him simply nod. Kermit approaches Miss Piggy as she is posing for some pictures with her fans.
"Crewman Madison the air on this planet is giving me some thoughts." Kermit said as he pulled Piggy toward him.
Miss Piggy pushed him away and responded with.
"It was cute when I didn't no you frog." Miss Piggy said.
Miss Piggy simply walks off as Kermit gets this sad look on his face. Kermit then walks towards the bathroom as he sees Sweetums dressed as an alien along with Pa Gorg and others. Kermit then looks to see all the urinals are taken so he walks into a stall and shuts the door and looks it.
As Kermit is about to use the restroom. Two fans can be over heard talking.
" Man this is such a drag." the one guy said.
"I don't know I'm having fun." the other guy said.
Kermit listens to them.
"This is so low of them charging people fifteen bucks a pop. These guys haven't had a real acting job in twenty years." The first guy said.
" That is true." the second guy said.
" And did you check out Kermit. I mean his co stars can't stand him." the other guy remarked.
Kermit then gets a low depressed look on his face as he walks out of the bathroom. Kermit is then seen at his table signing autographs with a sad look on his face. Suddenly the same group of fans approach him again.
"Commander about earlier my crew and I were wondering about the dinner dilemma." Fozzie asked.
"It's just a television show." Kermit remarked.
" Yeah and anyways my crew and I were wondering exactly when did you whip cream over ride?" Fozzie asked Kermit.
"There is no whip cream over ride. There's no warp drive there is no ship okay. You got it!" Kermit yelled as he stormed off.
Piggy, Gonzo, Sam, Scooter and all the fans watched him as he left.
We now see Piggy having a conversation on phone with someone.
"I mean it, Sam I've never seen Kermit that upset before. Especially not to a fan of the show." Piggy said as he walked towards a chair and sat down.
Sam can be seen at his home on the other end talking to Piggy. He goes to his refridgerator and grabs a can of pop.
" Piggy, I've said it for years he is WEIRD." Sam said as he sat down to drink his pop.
"I just hope Kermy is okay." Piggy said in a worried tone.
" I think that the frog will be fine." Sam said.
Kermit can be seen in his living room eating a large carton of Dragonfly Ripple Ice Cream. He can be seen flipping threw the channels on his TV and turns it to an old rerun. He can see himself in character speaking.
"Where ever a person is down we'll be there." he heard himself speak.
"The crew of this fine ship has gotten me threw so many scrapes and remember this. Never give in..." Commander Kermit said.
" Never quit." Kermit said as he took another bite of the Dragonfly Ripple ice cream.
Kermit continues to eat the ice cream as the night turns to day. Kermit can be seen passed out on the floor under the coffee table. As a knocking noise can be heard at his sliding door. Kermit awakens to see Teethazar and his crew standing there looking at him threw the sliding door. Kermit slowly gets up and opens the door as he holds his head.
"Commander I know this a reach in protocol but it is of the most grooviest of importance. We are physcodelicans from the boogie down nebula and we need your help. We have secured the vehicle that you have required" Teethazar said.
Kermit is holding his head as he shakes of the sugar high.
"Oh, it's the thing today." Kermit said as he looked at his clock.
"Yes sir." Bunsen said.
" Well, let's go." Kermit said.
The quintet then appear to be in a limousine. Teethazar, Lew and Bunsen are sitting across from Kermit as Janice sits next to him.
" Sir, my name is Lew if there is anything I can do to make you more comfortable please let me know." Lew said.
"Evian do you have one of those.", Kermit said.
Lew got into the mini-fridge and grabbed a large bottle of water. Kermit turns his head slightly to speak to Janice. She is smiling at him.
" So what's your name?" Kermit asked Janice.
Janice remained quiet.
"Does she talk." Kermit asked.
" Her translator is broken." Bunsen said.
Suddenly Janice began to talk and all you hear is clucking. Kermit jumps back a little as Bunsen begins to speak.
" Hello sir, my name is Bunsen.." Bunsen said as he shook hands with Kermit.
"I want to tell you about the history of our people and the McMooch invasion that has recently occurred." Bunsen said.
Kermit began to lean his head back.
"Guys I had a late night with a Felinax Beast but, keep talking. I'm listening to everything you say." Kermit said as he laid his head back and went to sleep.
Bunsen began to ramble on as the limo appeared to be teleported from Earth.[/FONT]
[FONT="]"Like, commander you're needed on the command deck." Janice said as Kermit begins to wake up.
"Is it morning already mom." Kermit said as he rubbed the sleep from his eyes.
"Like, commander who is this mom you speak of?" Janice questioned.
"Oh I'm sorry do what?" Kermit asked.
"Like, I'm so sorry for waking you but you're needed." Janice said.
"Oh, I forgot about the thing. Okay well, let's go do this thing." Kermit said as he slowly gets up.
Janice helps him up as they walk threw some automatic doors.
The scene then fades to the evil aliens ship. A small frog like alien speeds towards the leader alien.
" Sir, it appears that the protector has appointed a new commander." the alien said.
Tim Curry appears in makeup to look like a taller Wander Mc Mooch.
" What?" he said.
We then return back to the protector where Kermit and Janice are walking up a long hallway. Kermit is walking by Teethazar.
"Commander, welcome to the protector six." Teethazar said.
" Six, what happened to the other four?" Kermit asked.
" Well, like what happened was my brother took them out for a joy ride and they're now impounded." Janice explained.
"I see well, let's get to this thing." Kermit said with anticipation.
Bert appears run toward Teethazar.
"Ahh, first officer Bert what can I do for you?" Teethazar asked.
" It's Carris." Bert said with fear in his eyes.
" Commander let us go to the deck but, before we go would you like to put on your uniform." Teethazar said.
" Actually no I have another thing to in about a half an hour." Kermit said.
Teethazar, Kermit and Janice all walk toward another set of automatic doors.
"Wow, this is real nice." Kermit commented.
"Thanks we try but nothing can compare to the original." Teethazar said.
Kermit, Teethazar and Janice walk onto the command deck as the entire ships' crew salutes Kermit.
"I didn't realize that I had so many fans." Kermit said as he sat down at the commander's station.
Bunsen approaches Kermit and speaks.
" Commander we are going at a speed to fast this close to the galactic axis and we must slow down." Bunsen informed Kermit.
Zoot can be seen at the pilot's station. He turns to Kermit and speaks.
" Sir your orders." Zoot said.
" Yeah turn on the ac it's hot in here." Kermit said as he wiped sweat off his forehead.
Everyone kinda looked at Kermit strangely.
"I'm sorry to ruin the mood here. Set the speed to mark 2 lieutenant." Kermit said.
Suddenly Carris appears on the large screen at the front of the ship.
" Well, Well, Well, I see that we meet again my friends." Carris said and he also does his signature Tim Curry laugh.
Kermit looks at him and says nothing.
"I see that have brought a new..wait hold on. You mean to tell me out of all the guys there are to be commander, you got a frog. Good thing I'm not a fly." Carris said as he again laughs.
Kermit looks around at all the others as they looked terrified.
" I need you Mr. froggy to deliver the immundium pew 36 explosive space modulator to me at once." Carris demanded.
Kermit then looks at his watch on his wrist.
" Well Carris as much as I would love to stay and play this game. I really must be going. So fire right and left energy cannons now." Kermit said as the transmission ended.
Bunsen looked at Kermit with a strange look on his face.
"Now that should take care of him." Kermit said as he slowly got up from his seat.
Kermit walked threw the automatic doors as Teethazar and Bunsen followed him.
"You earth people sure do know how to handle negotiations." Teethazar said.
"Yeah, I know long live. What was your planet called again?" Kermit asked.
"Physcodelica." Teethazar answered.
"Long live, Physcodelica." Kermit said proudly.
" What if he survives?" Teethazar asked.
"There's no way, I used all the energy from both cannons." Kermit answered.
" He does in fact have a very powerful ship." Teethazar commented.
" I would love to stay here and chat but I have to get back home." Kermit said.
" You mean earth." Teethazar said.
" Yeah, I have to get back to earth." Kermit said.
Teethazar and some of his crew take Kermit to the transportation chamber.
" This will take you home." Teethazar said as Kermit stood on a blue platform.
"Take this in case we need to contact you further." Teethazar said as he handed Kermit a hand held communication device similar to the ones used on Muppet Quest.
" Gee thanks." Kermit said as Teethazar handed the device to him.
" Wow this looks real." Kermit said as he opened the device.
Kermit then looks around to see no one in the room but himself.
"Hello." He said as all he heard was an echo.
Suddenly blue goop began to cover his whole body.
"Wait, what is happening to me?" Kermit said.
The blue goop then covered Kermit's whole body as the bay doors opened to show Kermit the universe. Kermit looked around as the goop pod flew out of the ship into space. The pod then took him back to earth. Kermit landed near his pool and the goop desenigrated off of his body and Kermit is standing there shaking uncontrollably.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Kermit begins to move as he slowly walks towards his living room.
"I must be crazy." he thought to himself.
"I'm not crazy, I was in space and it was it great." Kermit said out loud.
"I have to go tell the others." Kermit said as walked over to get his car keys.
Kermit hops into his green Volkswagon Jetta and drives towards the promotion that he and the other Muppets are suppose to be having at this very minute.
While Kermit is on his way to the promotion. We now go to the rest of the crew at the grand opening of the new Bubba's Burger Barn.
A huge crowd of people a surrounding the crew. The crew seem to be standing behind a large yellow ribbon. Rizzo is also there doing the speaking yet again.
" Ladies and Gentlemen, the crew of the NMSA protector." Rizzo said.
The crowd applauds as the crew speaks.
"We've eaten at places all around the universe." Miss Piggy said.
"But we've never ate food as good as." Scooter paused.
"The food here at Bubba's Burger Barn." Gonzo continued.
Sam stays quiet as Piggy nudges him on the shoulder. Sam takes a deep breath and speaks.
" By Washington's Wig that's some mighty fine eatin'." Sam said.
Rizzo hands Miss Piggy the large scissors and Miss Piggy cuts the large ribbon as the crowd applauded for them.
"Let's hear it for the crew." Rizzo said.
The crowd applauded yet again as Piggy, Gonzo, Scooter and Sam walked towards the autograph table.
Meanwhile Kermit arrives late and parks his car. The young fans and Kermit run into each other. Kermit and Fozzie then drop their communicators.
"Commander my apologizes." Fozzie said as Kermit hands him the communicator.
"Commander, I was wondering if you could still help us with.." Fozzie stopped talking as Kermit walked off.
"Meep, Meep." Beaker said.
"You're right Beaker, he did it again." Robin said.
The young fans walk off as Kermit gets to the rest of the crew at the autograph table.
Piggy is sitting in the middle. Sam is to her left, Gonzo is to her right and Scooter is sitting next to Gonzo. Kermit gets past all the fans and speaks.
"Hey guys." Kermit says.
"Kermit, do you even know what time it is? Why do you even bother showing up at all?" Sam exclamied.
" I know and I'm sorry." Kermit apologized.
"If you don't mind frog. We have some work to do." Piggy said.
" Guys I was up there." Kermit said as he pointed towards the sky.
" Really, they've made Ice Cream that can make you fly, cool." Gonzo said.
"Remember yesterday those people at the convention. The ones who were dressed like aliens." Kermit said.
" Yeah." The crew said.
" They really were aliens and they built this huge spaceship." Kermit said.
"Real, aliens cool." Gonzo said.
"I fought this guy Carris and I kicked his butt." Kermit said.
Janice and some of the alien crew members approach the autograph table.
" Like, commander Carris lives and we need you to return to the ship." Janice said.
" See, they want me to go and I want you guys to go with me." Kemit said.
The others looked at him as they walked off.
"Piggy wait a minute, I'm alot of things but am I crazy." Kermit said as he looked at Piggy.
"Kermit it's one thing to do this to us but, to do this to your fans. That is low frog boy really low." Piggy said as she walked away.[/FONT]
[FONT="]"Piggy let's go." Scooter said.
Piggy then walks away from Kermit as she, Gonzo, Sam and Scooter all climb into walks resembles the electric mayhem's bus.
"You know, I think Kermit has really lost it this time." Scooter said.
" I didn't think Ice Cream could make you hallucinate that much." Piggy remarked.
"Guys, we should've taken the gig and besides when is the last he asked us to come along." Gonzo said.
" Do you guys really think he was talking about a job." Sam said.
They all looked at each other and rushed out of the bus. Piggy and the others then walk into Bubba's Burger Barn and look for Kermit.
" Hey Rizzo, did you see Kermit go threw here?" Piggy asked.
"Yeah, he passed by a couple seconds ago." Rizzo answered and he then followed them to where they all see Janice standing there.
"We decided that we wanted to come along as well." Piggy said to Janice.
As Piggy speaks to Janice Gonzo walks over to a vending machine and grabs some money from his pocket. Gonzo begins to count his change as the conversation between Piggy and Janice continues.
"All of you wish to go to the ship." Janice said.
"Yes, we all would like to go to the ship blondie." Piggy said.
"Like, Protector." Janice said into her communicator. "Have four interstellar pods." Janice said.
"Five." Rizzo added as Janice continued.
" Like five interstellar pods ready. The commander told me to transmit here in case you guys change your minds for sure, really." Janice said.
The crew looked at her funny as Janice continued.
"I will see you on the ship in a matter of minutes." Janice said as she disappeared.
"What is going on?" Piggy exclaimed as she as the crew members were engulfed in blue goop as they disappeared.
Gonzo turns around to see the other gone as he asks.
"Anyone got change for a dollar?" He asked as he was engulfed in blue and he also disappeared.
Minutes later the crew arrived on the ship. They landed in the transportation room as they all began shaking uncontrollably. Suddenly in comes reptilian chicken creatures with devices in their hands. The chicken creatures begin examining the crew as the aliens then change back to their regular form.
"We're sorry about our hologenerators." The lead alien apologized.
Kermit then enters the transportation area wearing uniform that resembles his Muppet Quest uniform.
"Hey guys." Kermit said.
Rizzo comes out of the shaky trance and screams loudly as Gonzo arrives in the transportation area.
"That was so cool! I passed by a black hole, a planet and I almost got burned by the sun." Gonzo said excitedly
"Come on guys let's go." Kermit said.
Gonzo begins to follow Kermit as he and Kermit look back at the others.
"What's wrong with them?" Gonzo asked.
Kermit and the crew begin to walk down a hallway. The physcodelicans are there to greet the crew.
"This is Teethazar their leader." he said.
" Greetings, cats and kittens. I am Teethazar the leader of these fine people that you see before you." Teethazar said.
"Teethazar, this is my crew." Kermit said.
" The grumpy yet intelligent Doctor Samus." Teethazar said as he shook hands with Sam.
Teethazar then faces Miss Piggy.
"Lieutenant Madison." Teethazar said as he kissed Piggy's hand.
" Well, at least men not from Earth have manners." Piggy remarked.
Teethazar's eyes get really big as he looked at Gonzo.
"Tech Sargent Gonz." Teethazar said as Gonzo squinted for him.
" You know us." Piggy said.
"Ah, I don't think there is a man, woman or child on our planet who doesn't. We have followed your ways. Your friendship perseverance and loyalty have been what drove our society." Teethazar said.
Pepe pops up for a brief moment and says.
"We got the entire series on DVD." Pepe said as he then walks off.
"Actually we learned everything from watching the historical documents." Teethazar said.
" So you've been watching the show." Scooter said.
"Um, lieutenant historical documents." Kermit corrected him.
"Historical documents from out here." Scooter said.
Teethazar and the alien crew nodded.
"Is this a space ship." Piggy asked.
"No, this is a star port to the ship." Kermit said smiling.
"You guys want to see the ship." Kermit continued.
Kermit and the aliens lead the way as the crew follows. Kermit and the gang step into some sort of elevator thing. The elevator takes them up as you then see the ship sitting in the docking bay. Sam is the first to look out the window as the others look with him.
"My god it's real." Sam commented.
Kermit leads the way as the others follow. Teethazar then shows the crew the engine room with the Burelium Sphere and other things. Piggy, Sam and the others pull Kermit off to the side.
"Kermit, what have you gotten us into?" Piggy asked.
" What is going on here? " Sam questioned.
"We're just here to negotiate this guy Carris' surrender, no big deal." Kermit said.
Kermit continues to lead the way as Kermit then approaches some large automatic doors. Kermit walks threw the doors and a long hallway can be seen with hundreds of aliens saluting Kermit.[/FONT]
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Kermit walks in halfway looks back at the rest of the crew. Kermit then speaks.
"At ease." Kermit as the aliens unsalute.
"It's like throwing gasoline onto some fire." Sam commented.
Rizzo is very happy as he looks at same.
"What?" Sam questioned.
"I'm just jazzed because I get to be on the show." Rizzo said excitedly.
The crew then follows Kermit threw the long hallway as Piggy stops him.
"Kermit are you crazy we are actors not astronauts." Piggy remarked.
"Wait, you guys all want to leave." Kermit said.
The others simply nodded their heads.
"Okay fine we'll leave go home feed our fish, pay our bills and miss out on all of this. Does anyone want to do that." Kermit said as he looked for an answer from anyone. Kermit then looks at Piggy.
"Come on Piggy we're in space." Kermit said as he turns and faces Sam.
"Sam this is the role of a lifetime." Kermit said as they all followed to the last set of automatic doors.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Kermit and the crew enter the command deck as Teethazar speaks.[/FONT]
[FONT="]"May you all take your positions." Teethazar said.[/FONT]
[FONT="]" Guys." Kermit said as he looked at Piggy and the others.[/FONT]
[FONT="]"Oh." Sam said as he took his position.[/FONT]
[FONT="]" Right." Scooter said as he took the polits position. [/FONT]
[FONT="]Scooter sets in his seat.[/FONT]
[FONT="]" Wow, I remember I had this all set up." Scooter remarked.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Kermit sits in his commander's chair as he looks down at Scooter.[/FONT]
[FONT="]" Ahh, no pressure. Good thing I'm not the commander." Scooter said to Rizzo with a smile on his face.[/FONT]
[FONT="]" Scooladeo." Kermit said.[/FONT]
[FONT="]" Yeah." Scooter answered.[/FONT]
[FONT="]" Take us out." Kermit said.[/FONT]
[FONT="]" What?" Scooter questioned.[/FONT]
[FONT="]" They designed that after your motions." Kermit explained.[/FONT]
[FONT="]" Oh, okay." Scooter said as he took a big gulp[/FONT]
To be continued...
Muppet Quest
It all begins with a scene being shown with a large ship that in a way looks like the van they drove in the Muppet movie. We go inside the ship to see the command deck with the crew talking.
A young orange kid speaks
" We escaped from the I scream men we made it commander we made it." Scooladeo said.
Then the camera pans over to see Sam the Eagle with a weird fin thing on his head. He begins to speak.
" By Washington's wig we live to tell the tale." Dr. Samus said as he began to rise from his seat.
The ships the computer speaks..
"All systems functional."
Piggy gets up from her spot as speaks.
"All systems are working commander." she said immediately after the computer.
" I don't like it." Commander Kermit said as he looked around.
Suddenly a huge pizza hits the front of the ship. The alarms begin going off as the screen shakes.
"Oh , no.", said Scooladeo
"Those pizza delivery guys Gonz didn't tip." Piggy said.
Gonz gets out of his seat and lunges into the camera.
"Pizza's in the ship's engines and they can't be stopped." Gonz said as he squinted his eyes.
"Let's give in." Piggy said.
" No!",Commander Kermit said.
Commander Kermit then jumped from his seat.
"Never give in, Never quit." ,The commander continued.
The Commander then sits back in his seat and has a dazed look on his face.
"Sir, your orders." Scooladeo said.
The commander still seems dazed.
" Sir your orders." Scooladeo repeated.
"Make it a pepperoni, I mean activated the Immunium Pew 36 explosive space modulator." Commander Kermit said as he looked into the camera.
The scene fades to white as as large crowd of fans begin to applaud the footage they just watched.
You see Statler and Waldorf in the crowd dressed like members of the crew. They begin to speak to each other.
Statler: Hey that wasn't half bad.
Waldorf: It wasn't good either.
They both laugh as the camera pans over to see Rizzo the Rat standing up behind a podium talking to the crowd of fans.
" Yeah that was the original Muppet Quest episode 96 part 1 of the infamous lost episode that aired in 1981." Rizzo said as the fans cheered.
We then go backstage to see Sam the eagle sitting in a chair.
"I can't believe it's come to this." Sam said.
Gonzo is doing a crossword puzzle.
"Let see, does anyone know a six letter word for insane." Gonzo looked around as all the others seemed a little edgy.
Sitting across from Gonzo is Scooter and he is looking at his watch.
"I can't believe he's late again." Scooter complained.
Piggy looks out to the crowd.
" You know they're all going to start ingesting each other soon." Piggy said as she was slowly pacing back and forth.
Sam then begins to speak into a mirror.
" How did it come to this?" Sam asked himself.
"Oh no." Scooter said under his breath.
"I was on the Muppet show." Sam said.
" was on the Muppet show." Gonzo repeated.
" I respected once and now look at me and I won't this stupid line one more time." Sam said as he walked across the room to sit in a chair near Piggy.
" Sam at least your character was important. You portrayed someone the fans believed in." Piggy said as she continued.
Sam rolls his eyes
"My TV guide interview was six pages about girlish figure. Which I didn't mind but, no one even cared what I did on the show." Piggy complained.
Gonzo looked at Piggy as he said " You had the thing where you did something. Just let me think of it."
"I repeated the computer Gonzo." Piggy said to Gonzo as he stared off into space.
Kermit then walked threw the door.
" Hello everyone your commander is on deck." Kermit said as everyone looked like they were unhappy with him.
" Am I too late for Sam to lose his mind." Sam looked down as Kermit spoke to him.
" What is wrong with everyone?" Kermit asked.
" Kermit we've all known you for along time but when I heard you booked an appearance without us. That's when I think you've gone to far." Scooter said.
" Is that, what this is all about?" Kermit said.
"Kermie whatever happened to the good ole' days. Remember when we were inseparable?" Piggy said.
"I apologize guys, these people had this set in their garage. I was there for an hour tops." Kermit said as everyone had a look of distaste on their faces.
Kermit walks over to Piggy.
"Come on Piggy they wanted the commander." Kermit said as he looked Piggy in the eyes.
Piggy simply looked away as Sam began to leave the building.
As Kermit and the gang were backstage arguing with each other. The crowd was getting very restless waiting for the crew to make an appearance.
A scene can be seen on the screen(hey that rhymes). Where Kermit is giving some cover fire for an injured Dr. Samus. Rizzo is talking to the crowd as this scene is going on.
"You see the crew embodied alot of good qualities that made all of you love them." Rizzo explained.
The crowd begins chanting for the crew. The stage hand gives Rizzo the thumbs up.
" I guess it's time to introduce the crew of the NMSA protector." Rizzo said as the crowd began to cheer.
The echos of their cheers can be heard backstage with Kermit and company trying to stop Sam from leaving.
" I would first like to introduce my personal favorite. Lieutenant Hoggy Madison, Miss Piggy." Rizzo said to the crowd as Piggy adjusts her hair as she walks out to the fans cheering for her.
Kermit and Sam are still backstage where they are arguing with each other.
"Sam come on, you have to go out there." Kermit said.
" I won't go out there and be WEIRD in front of those people. There is nothing you can say to sway me otherwise." Sam said to Kermit.
"The show must go on." Kermit said.
" I guess I will this one time but I won't say that stupid line one more time." Sam said as he stomped out to the stage.
Sam walks out and looks at the crowd as the screen behind him shows him waving an American flag and saying his infamous line.
"By Washington's wig and the beard of Lincoln you shall be avenged." , Dr. Samus said.
Sam simply rolled his eyes as he heard the infamous line. Camera pans back over to Rizzo standing behind the podium.
" And now the brave commander of the ship." Rizzo said as the crowd began to cheer.
"Timothy....James....Ribbit...Kermit..The Frog." Rizzo said in a weird echo voice as the crowd erupted.
Kermit then walked out with a microphone in hand with himself on screen behind him. Kermit then begins to repeat his infamous line from the show.
"Never give in.." Kermit said as he looks at the crowd.
" Never quit." Kermit continued as the fans said it with him.
" Warp drive full speed ahead." Kermit said as he looked towards all the fans.
Kermit began to speak more but his microphone was cut off. As Rizzo can be heard speaking.
" The crew will be signing autographs from 12pm to 4pm today." Rizzo said as Kermit was motioning to the sound guy that his microphone wasn't on.
The others looked at him in disgust as they all walked over the autograph table.
Rizzo walks over to where Scooter is sitting.
" Hey thanks for that great introduction, today. Umm." Scooter becomes speechless as he doesn't know his name.
" Rizzo, I played crewman number six. I was in episode seventy one. You know I got ate by the oatmeal monster before the commercial break. AHHH." Rizzo said as he fell down to the floor. Rizzo then gets right back up and pulls out his autograph pictures.
" Do you guys mind if I sit in and sign autographs." Rizzo said as he walks over and sits next to Miss Piggy.
Next to Piggy is Sam the Eagle giving Autographs to some very knowledgeable fans.
Tim Allen appears first dressed as Sam's character from Muppet Quest. He does the salute and speaks.
"By Washington's wig and the beard of Lincoln I shall avenge you." The fan said as Sam gave him a dirty look as he signed the picture.
"Next." He said as the next fan walked forward.
Alan Rickman is next in line dressed as Dr. Lazarus.
" I know how you feel. Trust me it gets better." Rickman said as Sam autographed the picture as he walked off.
Kermit can be seen at his own table talking to fans as he signs autographs.
" You know if I would've moved any further left I would've been toast by that Dog-lion." Kermit explained.
Wembley Fraggle can be seen standing in front of him.
" Oh god, what did you do?" Wembley questioned in suspense.
" What I always do little cadet." Kermit said as he rubbed Wembley on the head.
"Of course we all remember what happened on Raxus nine." Kermit said as the fans laughed.
Piggy can be seen looking over at Kermit.
" You have to admit they do love him." Piggy said.
"Yeah almost as much as he loves himself." Scooter said.
Four young fans approach Kermit. One of them is Fozzie Bear, another is Beaker, the other is Robin Frog and the fourth is Red Fraggle.
" Commander my crew and I were having some problems in the Dinner Dilemma." Fozzie said.
Kermit began to gaze at Miss Piggy.
"Hold that thought I'll be right back." Kermit said as he walked off.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Kermit walks over to where Miss Piggy is standing as a Sigourney Weaver is standing there with an autograph glossy in hand.
"On raxus nine when all hope was lost it appeared that you and the commander had a thing." Sigourney said as she anticipated Miss Piggy's answer.
"No me and frog boy never had a thing." She said to the fan.
Kermit walked up behind her and put his arm around her and said.
"At least that's her story." Kermit said as he gazed upon Miss Piggy.
The stage hand then calls for Miss Piggy to do a photo op with some fans.
"Would you excuse me." Miss Piggy said as she walked off.
Kermit then chases after her.
"Hey Piggy wait for a second." Kermit said as walked down some steps.
As Kermit walked down the steps he ran into some weird looking fans. On being doctor teeth dressed in a silver space suit, the other being Bunsen Honeydew, there is a woman standing behind them and she resembles Janice and lastly Lew Zealand. They all salute Kermit as he walks by.
"Greetings and Salutations commander, I am Teethazar from the planet physcodelica and we are in need of some of your good vibes and leadership." Teethazar said.
"Excuse me guys we'll talk later." Kermit said as he tries to get past them.
"Our ship is ready sir." Lew said to Kermit.
Kermit stops
"Oh, is this about the thing tomorrow. Call my agent and make sure you have a limo ready for me. Last time I rode on the roof of a Volkswagon. Just keep this between us and remember yums the word." Kermit said as he walks off.
"What groovy lingo these earth folk use." Teethazar said to his group.
The others behind him simply nod. Kermit approaches Miss Piggy as she is posing for some pictures with her fans.
"Crewman Madison the air on this planet is giving me some thoughts." Kermit said as he pulled Piggy toward him.
Miss Piggy pushed him away and responded with.
"It was cute when I didn't no you frog." Miss Piggy said.
Miss Piggy simply walks off as Kermit gets this sad look on his face. Kermit then walks towards the bathroom as he sees Sweetums dressed as an alien along with Pa Gorg and others. Kermit then looks to see all the urinals are taken so he walks into a stall and shuts the door and looks it.
As Kermit is about to use the restroom. Two fans can be over heard talking.
" Man this is such a drag." the one guy said.
"I don't know I'm having fun." the other guy said.
Kermit listens to them.
"This is so low of them charging people fifteen bucks a pop. These guys haven't had a real acting job in twenty years." The first guy said.
" That is true." the second guy said.
" And did you check out Kermit. I mean his co stars can't stand him." the other guy remarked.
Kermit then gets a low depressed look on his face as he walks out of the bathroom. Kermit is then seen at his table signing autographs with a sad look on his face. Suddenly the same group of fans approach him again.
"Commander about earlier my crew and I were wondering about the dinner dilemma." Fozzie asked.
"It's just a television show." Kermit remarked.
" Yeah and anyways my crew and I were wondering exactly when did you whip cream over ride?" Fozzie asked Kermit.
"There is no whip cream over ride. There's no warp drive there is no ship okay. You got it!" Kermit yelled as he stormed off.
Piggy, Gonzo, Sam, Scooter and all the fans watched him as he left.
We now see Piggy having a conversation on phone with someone.
"I mean it, Sam I've never seen Kermit that upset before. Especially not to a fan of the show." Piggy said as he walked towards a chair and sat down.
Sam can be seen at his home on the other end talking to Piggy. He goes to his refridgerator and grabs a can of pop.
" Piggy, I've said it for years he is WEIRD." Sam said as he sat down to drink his pop.
"I just hope Kermy is okay." Piggy said in a worried tone.
" I think that the frog will be fine." Sam said.
Kermit can be seen in his living room eating a large carton of Dragonfly Ripple Ice Cream. He can be seen flipping threw the channels on his TV and turns it to an old rerun. He can see himself in character speaking.
"Where ever a person is down we'll be there." he heard himself speak.
"The crew of this fine ship has gotten me threw so many scrapes and remember this. Never give in..." Commander Kermit said.
" Never quit." Kermit said as he took another bite of the Dragonfly Ripple ice cream.
Kermit continues to eat the ice cream as the night turns to day. Kermit can be seen passed out on the floor under the coffee table. As a knocking noise can be heard at his sliding door. Kermit awakens to see Teethazar and his crew standing there looking at him threw the sliding door. Kermit slowly gets up and opens the door as he holds his head.
"Commander I know this a reach in protocol but it is of the most grooviest of importance. We are physcodelicans from the boogie down nebula and we need your help. We have secured the vehicle that you have required" Teethazar said.
Kermit is holding his head as he shakes of the sugar high.
"Oh, it's the thing today." Kermit said as he looked at his clock.
"Yes sir." Bunsen said.
" Well, let's go." Kermit said.
The quintet then appear to be in a limousine. Teethazar, Lew and Bunsen are sitting across from Kermit as Janice sits next to him.
" Sir, my name is Lew if there is anything I can do to make you more comfortable please let me know." Lew said.
"Evian do you have one of those.", Kermit said.
Lew got into the mini-fridge and grabbed a large bottle of water. Kermit turns his head slightly to speak to Janice. She is smiling at him.
" So what's your name?" Kermit asked Janice.
Janice remained quiet.
"Does she talk." Kermit asked.
" Her translator is broken." Bunsen said.
Suddenly Janice began to talk and all you hear is clucking. Kermit jumps back a little as Bunsen begins to speak.
" Hello sir, my name is Bunsen.." Bunsen said as he shook hands with Kermit.
"I want to tell you about the history of our people and the McMooch invasion that has recently occurred." Bunsen said.
Kermit began to lean his head back.
"Guys I had a late night with a Felinax Beast but, keep talking. I'm listening to everything you say." Kermit said as he laid his head back and went to sleep.
Bunsen began to ramble on as the limo appeared to be teleported from Earth.[/FONT]
[FONT="]"Like, commander you're needed on the command deck." Janice said as Kermit begins to wake up.
"Is it morning already mom." Kermit said as he rubbed the sleep from his eyes.
"Like, commander who is this mom you speak of?" Janice questioned.
"Oh I'm sorry do what?" Kermit asked.
"Like, I'm so sorry for waking you but you're needed." Janice said.
"Oh, I forgot about the thing. Okay well, let's go do this thing." Kermit said as he slowly gets up.
Janice helps him up as they walk threw some automatic doors.
The scene then fades to the evil aliens ship. A small frog like alien speeds towards the leader alien.
" Sir, it appears that the protector has appointed a new commander." the alien said.
Tim Curry appears in makeup to look like a taller Wander Mc Mooch.
" What?" he said.
We then return back to the protector where Kermit and Janice are walking up a long hallway. Kermit is walking by Teethazar.
"Commander, welcome to the protector six." Teethazar said.
" Six, what happened to the other four?" Kermit asked.
" Well, like what happened was my brother took them out for a joy ride and they're now impounded." Janice explained.
"I see well, let's get to this thing." Kermit said with anticipation.
Bert appears run toward Teethazar.
"Ahh, first officer Bert what can I do for you?" Teethazar asked.
" It's Carris." Bert said with fear in his eyes.
" Commander let us go to the deck but, before we go would you like to put on your uniform." Teethazar said.
" Actually no I have another thing to in about a half an hour." Kermit said.
Teethazar, Kermit and Janice all walk toward another set of automatic doors.
"Wow, this is real nice." Kermit commented.
"Thanks we try but nothing can compare to the original." Teethazar said.
Kermit, Teethazar and Janice walk onto the command deck as the entire ships' crew salutes Kermit.
"I didn't realize that I had so many fans." Kermit said as he sat down at the commander's station.
Bunsen approaches Kermit and speaks.
" Commander we are going at a speed to fast this close to the galactic axis and we must slow down." Bunsen informed Kermit.
Zoot can be seen at the pilot's station. He turns to Kermit and speaks.
" Sir your orders." Zoot said.
" Yeah turn on the ac it's hot in here." Kermit said as he wiped sweat off his forehead.
Everyone kinda looked at Kermit strangely.
"I'm sorry to ruin the mood here. Set the speed to mark 2 lieutenant." Kermit said.
Suddenly Carris appears on the large screen at the front of the ship.
" Well, Well, Well, I see that we meet again my friends." Carris said and he also does his signature Tim Curry laugh.
Kermit looks at him and says nothing.
"I see that have brought a new..wait hold on. You mean to tell me out of all the guys there are to be commander, you got a frog. Good thing I'm not a fly." Carris said as he again laughs.
Kermit looks around at all the others as they looked terrified.
" I need you Mr. froggy to deliver the immundium pew 36 explosive space modulator to me at once." Carris demanded.
Kermit then looks at his watch on his wrist.
" Well Carris as much as I would love to stay and play this game. I really must be going. So fire right and left energy cannons now." Kermit said as the transmission ended.
Bunsen looked at Kermit with a strange look on his face.
"Now that should take care of him." Kermit said as he slowly got up from his seat.
Kermit walked threw the automatic doors as Teethazar and Bunsen followed him.
"You earth people sure do know how to handle negotiations." Teethazar said.
"Yeah, I know long live. What was your planet called again?" Kermit asked.
"Physcodelica." Teethazar answered.
"Long live, Physcodelica." Kermit said proudly.
" What if he survives?" Teethazar asked.
"There's no way, I used all the energy from both cannons." Kermit answered.
" He does in fact have a very powerful ship." Teethazar commented.
" I would love to stay here and chat but I have to get back home." Kermit said.
" You mean earth." Teethazar said.
" Yeah, I have to get back to earth." Kermit said.
Teethazar and some of his crew take Kermit to the transportation chamber.
" This will take you home." Teethazar said as Kermit stood on a blue platform.
"Take this in case we need to contact you further." Teethazar said as he handed Kermit a hand held communication device similar to the ones used on Muppet Quest.
" Gee thanks." Kermit said as Teethazar handed the device to him.
" Wow this looks real." Kermit said as he opened the device.
Kermit then looks around to see no one in the room but himself.
"Hello." He said as all he heard was an echo.
Suddenly blue goop began to cover his whole body.
"Wait, what is happening to me?" Kermit said.
The blue goop then covered Kermit's whole body as the bay doors opened to show Kermit the universe. Kermit looked around as the goop pod flew out of the ship into space. The pod then took him back to earth. Kermit landed near his pool and the goop desenigrated off of his body and Kermit is standing there shaking uncontrollably.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Kermit begins to move as he slowly walks towards his living room.
"I must be crazy." he thought to himself.
"I'm not crazy, I was in space and it was it great." Kermit said out loud.
"I have to go tell the others." Kermit said as walked over to get his car keys.
Kermit hops into his green Volkswagon Jetta and drives towards the promotion that he and the other Muppets are suppose to be having at this very minute.
While Kermit is on his way to the promotion. We now go to the rest of the crew at the grand opening of the new Bubba's Burger Barn.
A huge crowd of people a surrounding the crew. The crew seem to be standing behind a large yellow ribbon. Rizzo is also there doing the speaking yet again.
" Ladies and Gentlemen, the crew of the NMSA protector." Rizzo said.
The crowd applauds as the crew speaks.
"We've eaten at places all around the universe." Miss Piggy said.
"But we've never ate food as good as." Scooter paused.
"The food here at Bubba's Burger Barn." Gonzo continued.
Sam stays quiet as Piggy nudges him on the shoulder. Sam takes a deep breath and speaks.
" By Washington's Wig that's some mighty fine eatin'." Sam said.
Rizzo hands Miss Piggy the large scissors and Miss Piggy cuts the large ribbon as the crowd applauded for them.
"Let's hear it for the crew." Rizzo said.
The crowd applauded yet again as Piggy, Gonzo, Scooter and Sam walked towards the autograph table.
Meanwhile Kermit arrives late and parks his car. The young fans and Kermit run into each other. Kermit and Fozzie then drop their communicators.
"Commander my apologizes." Fozzie said as Kermit hands him the communicator.
"Commander, I was wondering if you could still help us with.." Fozzie stopped talking as Kermit walked off.
"Meep, Meep." Beaker said.
"You're right Beaker, he did it again." Robin said.
The young fans walk off as Kermit gets to the rest of the crew at the autograph table.
Piggy is sitting in the middle. Sam is to her left, Gonzo is to her right and Scooter is sitting next to Gonzo. Kermit gets past all the fans and speaks.
"Hey guys." Kermit says.
"Kermit, do you even know what time it is? Why do you even bother showing up at all?" Sam exclamied.
" I know and I'm sorry." Kermit apologized.
"If you don't mind frog. We have some work to do." Piggy said.
" Guys I was up there." Kermit said as he pointed towards the sky.
" Really, they've made Ice Cream that can make you fly, cool." Gonzo said.
"Remember yesterday those people at the convention. The ones who were dressed like aliens." Kermit said.
" Yeah." The crew said.
" They really were aliens and they built this huge spaceship." Kermit said.
"Real, aliens cool." Gonzo said.
"I fought this guy Carris and I kicked his butt." Kermit said.
Janice and some of the alien crew members approach the autograph table.
" Like, commander Carris lives and we need you to return to the ship." Janice said.
" See, they want me to go and I want you guys to go with me." Kemit said.
The others looked at him as they walked off.
"Piggy wait a minute, I'm alot of things but am I crazy." Kermit said as he looked at Piggy.
"Kermit it's one thing to do this to us but, to do this to your fans. That is low frog boy really low." Piggy said as she walked away.[/FONT]
[FONT="]"Piggy let's go." Scooter said.
Piggy then walks away from Kermit as she, Gonzo, Sam and Scooter all climb into walks resembles the electric mayhem's bus.
"You know, I think Kermit has really lost it this time." Scooter said.
" I didn't think Ice Cream could make you hallucinate that much." Piggy remarked.
"Guys, we should've taken the gig and besides when is the last he asked us to come along." Gonzo said.
" Do you guys really think he was talking about a job." Sam said.
They all looked at each other and rushed out of the bus. Piggy and the others then walk into Bubba's Burger Barn and look for Kermit.
" Hey Rizzo, did you see Kermit go threw here?" Piggy asked.
"Yeah, he passed by a couple seconds ago." Rizzo answered and he then followed them to where they all see Janice standing there.
"We decided that we wanted to come along as well." Piggy said to Janice.
As Piggy speaks to Janice Gonzo walks over to a vending machine and grabs some money from his pocket. Gonzo begins to count his change as the conversation between Piggy and Janice continues.
"All of you wish to go to the ship." Janice said.
"Yes, we all would like to go to the ship blondie." Piggy said.
"Like, Protector." Janice said into her communicator. "Have four interstellar pods." Janice said.
"Five." Rizzo added as Janice continued.
" Like five interstellar pods ready. The commander told me to transmit here in case you guys change your minds for sure, really." Janice said.
The crew looked at her funny as Janice continued.
"I will see you on the ship in a matter of minutes." Janice said as she disappeared.
"What is going on?" Piggy exclaimed as she as the crew members were engulfed in blue goop as they disappeared.
Gonzo turns around to see the other gone as he asks.
"Anyone got change for a dollar?" He asked as he was engulfed in blue and he also disappeared.
Minutes later the crew arrived on the ship. They landed in the transportation room as they all began shaking uncontrollably. Suddenly in comes reptilian chicken creatures with devices in their hands. The chicken creatures begin examining the crew as the aliens then change back to their regular form.
"We're sorry about our hologenerators." The lead alien apologized.
Kermit then enters the transportation area wearing uniform that resembles his Muppet Quest uniform.
"Hey guys." Kermit said.
Rizzo comes out of the shaky trance and screams loudly as Gonzo arrives in the transportation area.
"That was so cool! I passed by a black hole, a planet and I almost got burned by the sun." Gonzo said excitedly
"Come on guys let's go." Kermit said.
Gonzo begins to follow Kermit as he and Kermit look back at the others.
"What's wrong with them?" Gonzo asked.
Kermit and the crew begin to walk down a hallway. The physcodelicans are there to greet the crew.
"This is Teethazar their leader." he said.
" Greetings, cats and kittens. I am Teethazar the leader of these fine people that you see before you." Teethazar said.
"Teethazar, this is my crew." Kermit said.
" The grumpy yet intelligent Doctor Samus." Teethazar said as he shook hands with Sam.
Teethazar then faces Miss Piggy.
"Lieutenant Madison." Teethazar said as he kissed Piggy's hand.
" Well, at least men not from Earth have manners." Piggy remarked.
Teethazar's eyes get really big as he looked at Gonzo.
"Tech Sargent Gonz." Teethazar said as Gonzo squinted for him.
" You know us." Piggy said.
"Ah, I don't think there is a man, woman or child on our planet who doesn't. We have followed your ways. Your friendship perseverance and loyalty have been what drove our society." Teethazar said.
Pepe pops up for a brief moment and says.
"We got the entire series on DVD." Pepe said as he then walks off.
"Actually we learned everything from watching the historical documents." Teethazar said.
" So you've been watching the show." Scooter said.
"Um, lieutenant historical documents." Kermit corrected him.
"Historical documents from out here." Scooter said.
Teethazar and the alien crew nodded.
"Is this a space ship." Piggy asked.
"No, this is a star port to the ship." Kermit said smiling.
"You guys want to see the ship." Kermit continued.
Kermit and the aliens lead the way as the crew follows. Kermit and the gang step into some sort of elevator thing. The elevator takes them up as you then see the ship sitting in the docking bay. Sam is the first to look out the window as the others look with him.
"My god it's real." Sam commented.
Kermit leads the way as the others follow. Teethazar then shows the crew the engine room with the Burelium Sphere and other things. Piggy, Sam and the others pull Kermit off to the side.
"Kermit, what have you gotten us into?" Piggy asked.
" What is going on here? " Sam questioned.
"We're just here to negotiate this guy Carris' surrender, no big deal." Kermit said.
Kermit continues to lead the way as Kermit then approaches some large automatic doors. Kermit walks threw the doors and a long hallway can be seen with hundreds of aliens saluting Kermit.[/FONT]
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Kermit walks in halfway looks back at the rest of the crew. Kermit then speaks.
"At ease." Kermit as the aliens unsalute.
"It's like throwing gasoline onto some fire." Sam commented.
Rizzo is very happy as he looks at same.
"What?" Sam questioned.
"I'm just jazzed because I get to be on the show." Rizzo said excitedly.
The crew then follows Kermit threw the long hallway as Piggy stops him.
"Kermit are you crazy we are actors not astronauts." Piggy remarked.
"Wait, you guys all want to leave." Kermit said.
The others simply nodded their heads.
"Okay fine we'll leave go home feed our fish, pay our bills and miss out on all of this. Does anyone want to do that." Kermit said as he looked for an answer from anyone. Kermit then looks at Piggy.
"Come on Piggy we're in space." Kermit said as he turns and faces Sam.
"Sam this is the role of a lifetime." Kermit said as they all followed to the last set of automatic doors.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Kermit and the crew enter the command deck as Teethazar speaks.[/FONT]
[FONT="]"May you all take your positions." Teethazar said.[/FONT]
[FONT="]" Guys." Kermit said as he looked at Piggy and the others.[/FONT]
[FONT="]"Oh." Sam said as he took his position.[/FONT]
[FONT="]" Right." Scooter said as he took the polits position. [/FONT]
[FONT="]Scooter sets in his seat.[/FONT]
[FONT="]" Wow, I remember I had this all set up." Scooter remarked.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Kermit sits in his commander's chair as he looks down at Scooter.[/FONT]
[FONT="]" Ahh, no pressure. Good thing I'm not the commander." Scooter said to Rizzo with a smile on his face.[/FONT]
[FONT="]" Scooladeo." Kermit said.[/FONT]
[FONT="]" Yeah." Scooter answered.[/FONT]
[FONT="]" Take us out." Kermit said.[/FONT]
[FONT="]" What?" Scooter questioned.[/FONT]
[FONT="]" They designed that after your motions." Kermit explained.[/FONT]
[FONT="]" Oh, okay." Scooter said as he took a big gulp[/FONT]
To be continued...
