Gonzo
Sitting there on a flagpole
Almost ten feet high
Singing a song, from his soul
While looking at the sky
Taking a tire, eating it whole
Many wouldn't even try
Juggling plates, spoons and a bowl
And reciting the digits of pi
Crazy stunts, no control
That I won't deny
But if you see him as a whole
You'll really love that guy
I don't really know the other Muppets enough to write good poems, but anyway, I still wrote one here, didn't I?