Muppet Newsflash: Medical Catnip Use Soars

[Katzi428]

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*scribbling notes* denial...redirection...

Er, Miss Kathy. I'm putting together a special report on Medical Catnip. Can you tell us WHY you have turned to this controlled substance, whether it actually helps, and if you plan on getting your OWN stash so that your kittehs may enjoy theirs without continued theft?

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Mr. Newsman.....I emphatically deny that I have NEVER nor will I EVER use my kittehs' catnip for recreational use. (I don't even use the "HUMAN" kind of catnip if you know what I mean.) Your source just made me laugh over the phone is all!