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This movie is basically a Parody of tales from the Crypt. here goes
ANNOUNCERS: ladies and Gentlemen. welcome to tales from the tub. and now for our host Ernie.
ERNIE: thank you and welcome to my Tub. today I will be telling you alot of different storys. some may be happy some, may be sad. but now for my first story.
(Ernie squeaks his rubber duckie)
ERNIE: thanks for reminding me little pal, in this story Love is a many Splendid thing, or in this a pretty face .....let's see what we have in the Story.
(Cues to title Card)
ANNOUNCER: The Mysterious Lover
(we see Gonzo watching tv untill he heard the door bell)
GONZO: hello?
MAILMAN GUY: Hi, I have a delivery for one Gonzo the Great from a secret lover.
(Hands Gonzo the Letter and Leaves)
GONZO: woah wonder what it says.
(Then he starts reading the letter)
My dearly beloved, I have heard alot of great things about you and I would like to meet you in person. although I won't tell you where I will give you my description.
Great Hair
Strong Personality
Loves laughter
Shares interest in Arts
Hope to see you soon. Love your Secret Admirer.
GONZO: WOWWWEEEE! I secret Admirer, I gotta Find Her!
(Then he leaves the house to search for his Lover then he encounters Miss Piggy)
GONZO: Excuse me Piggy, but are you the girl who wrote this love letter.
MISS PIGGY: no it is not Moi so go away you Freak Buzzard!
GONZO: Figures......
(Gonzo walks away and finds the Afghan Hound)
GONZO: Excuse me, but are the lovely lady to write this lovely letter.
AFGHAN HOUND: Thanks for the compliment but Sorry Gonzo, I didn't write the letter.
GONZO: Thanks for your Cooperation.
(Gonzo Walks away and finds Mildred)
GONZO: This may be a bad time but did you write this letter.
MILDRED: Sorry Dear Boy.
GONZO: I thought so.....WHY CAN'T I FIND THE MYSTERY WOMAN!
(Then Desiree comes up to Gonzo)
GONZO: The results may be the same but did you write this letter.
DESIREE: I suppose in this case the Results are wrong, for it was me who wrote the letter sugah!
GONZO: WHOOOPPEEE! but I can't go out with you.
DESIREE: How come hon? is there something wrong with Dragons?
GONZO: no, I already have a Girlfriend...she's a chicken....well see ya.
(Cues to another card)
ANNOUNCER: THE END
ERNIE: See folks love can always be unpredictable right Rubber Duckie.
(Ernie squeaks his rubber Duckie)
ERNIE: I Thought so too.
TO BE CONTINUED.....
what do you think so far?
ANNOUNCERS: ladies and Gentlemen. welcome to tales from the tub. and now for our host Ernie.
ERNIE: thank you and welcome to my Tub. today I will be telling you alot of different storys. some may be happy some, may be sad. but now for my first story.
(Ernie squeaks his rubber duckie)
ERNIE: thanks for reminding me little pal, in this story Love is a many Splendid thing, or in this a pretty face .....let's see what we have in the Story.
(Cues to title Card)
ANNOUNCER: The Mysterious Lover
(we see Gonzo watching tv untill he heard the door bell)
GONZO: hello?
MAILMAN GUY: Hi, I have a delivery for one Gonzo the Great from a secret lover.
(Hands Gonzo the Letter and Leaves)
GONZO: woah wonder what it says.
(Then he starts reading the letter)
My dearly beloved, I have heard alot of great things about you and I would like to meet you in person. although I won't tell you where I will give you my description.
Great Hair
Strong Personality
Loves laughter
Shares interest in Arts
Hope to see you soon. Love your Secret Admirer.
GONZO: WOWWWEEEE! I secret Admirer, I gotta Find Her!
(Then he leaves the house to search for his Lover then he encounters Miss Piggy)
GONZO: Excuse me Piggy, but are you the girl who wrote this love letter.
MISS PIGGY: no it is not Moi so go away you Freak Buzzard!
GONZO: Figures......
(Gonzo walks away and finds the Afghan Hound)
GONZO: Excuse me, but are the lovely lady to write this lovely letter.
AFGHAN HOUND: Thanks for the compliment but Sorry Gonzo, I didn't write the letter.
GONZO: Thanks for your Cooperation.
(Gonzo Walks away and finds Mildred)
GONZO: This may be a bad time but did you write this letter.
MILDRED: Sorry Dear Boy.
GONZO: I thought so.....WHY CAN'T I FIND THE MYSTERY WOMAN!
(Then Desiree comes up to Gonzo)
GONZO: The results may be the same but did you write this letter.
DESIREE: I suppose in this case the Results are wrong, for it was me who wrote the letter sugah!
GONZO: WHOOOPPEEE! but I can't go out with you.
DESIREE: How come hon? is there something wrong with Dragons?
GONZO: no, I already have a Girlfriend...she's a chicken....well see ya.
(Cues to another card)
ANNOUNCER: THE END
ERNIE: See folks love can always be unpredictable right Rubber Duckie.
(Ernie squeaks his rubber Duckie)
ERNIE: I Thought so too.
TO BE CONTINUED.....
what do you think so far?

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