Muppet Labs: Automatic Mop

[Muppet Master]

This is a muppets lab sketch that I made up, hope you like it, lets begin.



(screen shows clock turning irregularly as typical muppet labs music plays in the background)

: Hello, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew here at muppet labs where the future is being made today.

: Oh, we're just jumping with joy here in the lab today, because of our latest invention, the automatic mop.

(shows automatic mop next to him)​

: Yes most of us hate cleaning our dirty floors for hours and hours, but with the automatic mop your time will be spared.

: Simply, flick on the switch and say what you want it to do.

: Beaker here will now demonstrate how to use this device, go on Beaker.

: MEEP, MOOP!! (meeps in protest)

:Oh come on Beakie, now my assistant Beaker will flick on the switch.

(Beaker flicks switch turning on mop)
: Now Beaker tell the mop to clean the floors of muppet labs.

: Meep Moop MEEP Moop MEEEP (attempts to tell the mop to clean muppet labs)

Automatic Mop: I am sorry, I cannot understand what you are saying, please try again.\

: MEEP MOOP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!! (tries again)

Automatic Mop: Activating Self-Destruct System in 10...9...8...

(Mop zooms around the room and Beaker holds on to it, leaving him to zoom around uncontrollably)


:Oh Beaker, stop it this is not a toy!

(Beaker and the mop fly into a closet)
Automatic Mop: 3...2...1

(Mop explodes in the closet)

(Beaker emerges out of the closet half-burnt)

: That's all today from muppet labs.

 

[Gonzo14]

Awesome! I can totally see this happening