Muppet Interviews with the Hippocritic Oaf

[CBPuppets]

ANNOUNCER: Ladies ang Gentlemen Muppet Interviews!

SCOOP: Thank you and welcome again to muppet Interviews where tonight we introduce a Muppet like no other.

SKIP: That's funny most muppets on television are alike when it comes to enertaiment---

SCOOP: That's enough! okay let's hear for the Hippocritic Oaf.

HIPPOCRITIC OAF: Thanks It's nice to be here. oh hey guys.

SCOOP: Hi and welcome to the show. allow me to ask a few questions, first of all what was your part time job while working with the muppets.

HIPPOCRITIC OAF: well my time with the muppets was short lived. but other then that hand I work as a doctor at a local hospital.

SKIP: Freaky.......so why do they call you the Hippocritic oaf?

HIPPOCRITIC OAF: You see, I represent people who pledge to take care of people when they are Ill.

SCOOP: isn't that the Hippocratic Oath?

HIPPOCRITIC OAF: NO! it was the Hippocritic Oaf. you people just don't listen.

STATLER: They never listen to anyone on this show!

WALDORF: Yeah! They are better off selling meat on tv or Coming with Stupid Titles for Children's Shows!
(Both Laugh)

SCOOP: Okay, but didn't you have another role for The Jim Henson Hour?

HIPPOCRITIC OAF: Oh yes, I played a role as a Storybook King who sharpens hats. Apparently I didn't do so well but I managed to work with Bill Cosby.

SKIP: Did he say Bing Crosby?

SCOOP: No Bill Cosby.

SKIP: Bing Crosby?

SCOOP: NO! Nevermind that's all the time we have is anything you want to say to the Audience?

HIPPOCRITIC OAF: Make sure you take the Hippocritic Oaf Boys and Girls....and be sure to do a Bang-Up Job.

CRAZY HARRY: Did Somebody Say Bang!
(Explodes Room and Ceiling causing the foundation to fall)

WALDORF: We're gonna get letters on that one!

STATLER: As if anyone who watches this show can write.
(Both Laugh)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

This had some clever humor. Short and straight to the point.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Ah. There's another climactic explosion. Only one so far hasn't had it.

I've no idea what muppet the Hippocritic Oaf is but I like this little story as much as all the others.