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ANNOUNCER: Ladies ang Gentlemen Muppet Interviews!
SCOOP: Thank you and welcome again to muppet Interviews where tonight we introduce a Muppet like no other.
SKIP: That's funny most muppets on television are alike when it comes to enertaiment---
SCOOP: That's enough! okay let's hear for the Hippocritic Oaf.
HIPPOCRITIC OAF: Thanks It's nice to be here. oh hey guys.
SCOOP: Hi and welcome to the show. allow me to ask a few questions, first of all what was your part time job while working with the muppets.
HIPPOCRITIC OAF: well my time with the muppets was short lived. but other then that hand I work as a doctor at a local hospital.
SKIP: Freaky.......so why do they call you the Hippocritic oaf?
HIPPOCRITIC OAF: You see, I represent people who pledge to take care of people when they are Ill.
SCOOP: isn't that the Hippocratic Oath?
HIPPOCRITIC OAF: NO! it was the Hippocritic Oaf. you people just don't listen.
STATLER: They never listen to anyone on this show!
WALDORF: Yeah! They are better off selling meat on tv or Coming with Stupid Titles for Children's Shows!
(Both Laugh)
SCOOP: Okay, but didn't you have another role for The Jim Henson Hour?
HIPPOCRITIC OAF: Oh yes, I played a role as a Storybook King who sharpens hats. Apparently I didn't do so well but I managed to work with Bill Cosby.
SKIP: Did he say Bing Crosby?
SCOOP: No Bill Cosby.
SKIP: Bing Crosby?
SCOOP: NO! Nevermind that's all the time we have is anything you want to say to the Audience?
HIPPOCRITIC OAF: Make sure you take the Hippocritic Oaf Boys and Girls....and be sure to do a Bang-Up Job.
CRAZY HARRY: Did Somebody Say Bang!
(Explodes Room and Ceiling causing the foundation to fall)
WALDORF: We're gonna get letters on that one!
STATLER: As if anyone who watches this show can write.
(Both Laugh)
SCOOP: Thank you and welcome again to muppet Interviews where tonight we introduce a Muppet like no other.
SKIP: That's funny most muppets on television are alike when it comes to enertaiment---
SCOOP: That's enough! okay let's hear for the Hippocritic Oaf.
HIPPOCRITIC OAF: Thanks It's nice to be here. oh hey guys.
SCOOP: Hi and welcome to the show. allow me to ask a few questions, first of all what was your part time job while working with the muppets.
HIPPOCRITIC OAF: well my time with the muppets was short lived. but other then that hand I work as a doctor at a local hospital.
SKIP: Freaky.......so why do they call you the Hippocritic oaf?
HIPPOCRITIC OAF: You see, I represent people who pledge to take care of people when they are Ill.
SCOOP: isn't that the Hippocratic Oath?
HIPPOCRITIC OAF: NO! it was the Hippocritic Oaf. you people just don't listen.
STATLER: They never listen to anyone on this show!
WALDORF: Yeah! They are better off selling meat on tv or Coming with Stupid Titles for Children's Shows!
(Both Laugh)
SCOOP: Okay, but didn't you have another role for The Jim Henson Hour?
HIPPOCRITIC OAF: Oh yes, I played a role as a Storybook King who sharpens hats. Apparently I didn't do so well but I managed to work with Bill Cosby.
SKIP: Did he say Bing Crosby?
SCOOP: No Bill Cosby.
SKIP: Bing Crosby?
SCOOP: NO! Nevermind that's all the time we have is anything you want to say to the Audience?
HIPPOCRITIC OAF: Make sure you take the Hippocritic Oaf Boys and Girls....and be sure to do a Bang-Up Job.
CRAZY HARRY: Did Somebody Say Bang!
(Explodes Room and Ceiling causing the foundation to fall)
WALDORF: We're gonna get letters on that one!
STATLER: As if anyone who watches this show can write.
(Both Laugh)
