Muppet Interviews with The Afghan Hound

[CBPuppets]

I'm Starting my own series of Fan-Fics called Muppet Interviews. It is like a parody of Regis and Kelly.

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen. Presenting the Secret like of the Muppets. It's the Muppet Interveiws.

(Skip and Scoop walks into the room)

ANNOUNCER: Starring SKIP and SCOOP!

SCOOP: Thank you! thank you! thank you! and welcome to muppet interviews where we try to learn the secrets and success of the Muppets.

SKIP: Really?.....I thought it was about Newspaper headlines.

SCOOP: No you Ding-a-Ling!
(Then hits him on the head)

SCOOP: Sorry about that folks.....but seriously let's get this show started with one of the greatest characters that it's hard to believe that character would fall into the category of a Minor.

SKIP: Minor?...... now there's a baseball game? when It comes to baseball I know the Pros and Cons of the Game and----

SCOOP: NO IT'S NOT BASEBALL! ahem but now let's bring in of the most prominent of the Muppet shows' Minor Characters introducing The afghan Hound.

AFGHAN HOUND: Thank you..thank you very much It's a pleasure to be here.

SKIP: same here with me but you don't here me Bragging about it.

SCOOP: Skip
(Hits Skip in the head)

AFGHAN HOUND: Now was that really necessary?

SCOOP: No but I do it because No one ever understands the concept of Classic Comedy anymore. but let's move on. You were one the minor characters on The Muppet Show is that Correct.

AFGHAN HOUND: that's Right....

SCOOP: Okay, what would be one of your favorite Performances during your time with the Muppets.

AFGHAN HOUND: Well I liked performing the "Mad dogs and english men'' song.

SKIP: Mad Dogs? WHERE! I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!

SCOOP: there are no Mad dogs scoop that is just the name of the song.

SKIP: Oh....What a relief, but seriously how would you describe your friendship with The Muppets?

AFGHAN HOUND: Well Kermit seems to be a nice fellow although I'm not sure Miss Piggy would let me slide by that. There's Fozzie, he always tries his best with his Jokes--

STATLER: Tries his best why the bear doesn't even look like he can do comedy stand up.

WALDORF: He doesn't look like he can do surgery.

(BOTH LAUGH)

SCOOP: Will you knock it off? okay just one last question....what would be your favorite guest Star?

AFGHAN HOUND: I would have to say Elton John.

SKIP: Elton john....that Crocodile Rock guy. why I haven't heard his voice in years in fact he's on a rocket to the moon...I hope he meets Neil Armstrong.

SCOOP: ah yeah well that just raps it up here folks. is any words you like to say to the Audience?

AFGHAN HOUND: Yes....bye everyone and have a big charge out of your Day.

CRAZY HARRY: Did somebody say BIG CHARGE!
(Then explodes the studio with various Muppets running)

STATLER: Well that interview wasn't half Bad.

WALDORF: No it was all Bad!

(Both laugh)

so what do you think?

 

[MartyMuppets]

This is the second one of these I've read (I started with your Grover one) and they look very great to me so far.

So are Skip and Scoop characters of your own personal creation?

 

[CBPuppets]

Skip and Scoop sre the Guys or Muppets from Wilson's Meat Commercials.

 

[MartyMuppets]

I see. Thank you for explaining that.

 

[CBPuppets]

There's More Muppet Interviews if you want to read them.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Thanks. I'm checking them out right now.

 

[CBPuppets]

I recently made a new one featuring Beautiful Day Monster.