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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen. Muppet Interviews!
SCOOP: Welcome to Muppet Interviews where we learn about the Secret Life of the Muppets. tonight we have a guest that's very rare if his kind.
SKIP: you mean he could be worth like $1000000!
SCOOP: NO! I mean let's bring out our guest Pepe!
PEPE: Thank you very much! olah Skip and Scoop.
SCOOP: Hello Pepe and welcome to our show.
SKIP: That's very Unusual to have a shrimp on our Interview.
PEPE: I'm not a shrimp I'M A KING PRAWN!
SKIP: I can't see the difference.
SCOOP: okay let's move on.....when did your career with the muppets began.
PEPE: Around Muppets Tonight...that was the greatest time of my life okay.
SCOOP: okay how do you get along with such a Wacky Bunch?
PEPE: Hey let's not get Personal or I will Beat you Okay.
STATLER: That's too Much!
WALDORF: Too Terrible!
PEPE: You stay out of this Okay!
SCOOP: Okay.....let's move on what's it like working with Kermit?
PEPE: Well, Kermin is a nice Froggy who knows how to keep things Ship-Shape Okay. He is Kind.....Honest....and Generous.
SKIP: Woah....that makes me want to shed a tear.
SCOOP: Now here's one last question......I hear talk that you are a ladies' man is that right?
PEPE: Si, I have worked with alot of Ladies and let me tell you It feels so good that it can be Steamy.
WALDORF: did you hear that? Steamed Shrimp!
STATLER: Pass the Cocktail Sauce!
(Both Laugh)
SCOOP: we're out of time. is there anything you would like to say to the Audience?
PEPE: Sure.....for all of you girls out there call me and well have a blast together.
CRAZY HARRY: Did somebody say blast?
(Explodes room causing Pepe to chase Crazy Harry with a Baseball Bat)
WALDORF: One things for sure about this show.
STATLER: Those guys are sure to make a big bang.
(Both Laugh)
THE END
SCOOP: Welcome to Muppet Interviews where we learn about the Secret Life of the Muppets. tonight we have a guest that's very rare if his kind.
SKIP: you mean he could be worth like $1000000!
SCOOP: NO! I mean let's bring out our guest Pepe!
PEPE: Thank you very much! olah Skip and Scoop.
SCOOP: Hello Pepe and welcome to our show.
SKIP: That's very Unusual to have a shrimp on our Interview.
PEPE: I'm not a shrimp I'M A KING PRAWN!
SKIP: I can't see the difference.
SCOOP: okay let's move on.....when did your career with the muppets began.
PEPE: Around Muppets Tonight...that was the greatest time of my life okay.
SCOOP: okay how do you get along with such a Wacky Bunch?
PEPE: Hey let's not get Personal or I will Beat you Okay.
STATLER: That's too Much!
WALDORF: Too Terrible!
PEPE: You stay out of this Okay!
SCOOP: Okay.....let's move on what's it like working with Kermit?
PEPE: Well, Kermin is a nice Froggy who knows how to keep things Ship-Shape Okay. He is Kind.....Honest....and Generous.
SKIP: Woah....that makes me want to shed a tear.
SCOOP: Now here's one last question......I hear talk that you are a ladies' man is that right?
PEPE: Si, I have worked with alot of Ladies and let me tell you It feels so good that it can be Steamy.
WALDORF: did you hear that? Steamed Shrimp!
STATLER: Pass the Cocktail Sauce!
(Both Laugh)
SCOOP: we're out of time. is there anything you would like to say to the Audience?
PEPE: Sure.....for all of you girls out there call me and well have a blast together.
CRAZY HARRY: Did somebody say blast?
(Explodes room causing Pepe to chase Crazy Harry with a Baseball Bat)
WALDORF: One things for sure about this show.
STATLER: Those guys are sure to make a big bang.
(Both Laugh)
THE END
