Muppet Interviews with Miss Piggy

[CBPuppets]

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen......let's go with another Muppet interviews!

SCOOP: Welcome to Muppet Interviews where we celebrate Christmas with someone who knows alot about the spirit of giving or in this case, recieving.

SKIP: does our guest know anything about giving?

SCOOP: Probably not, so let's bring out Miss Piggy!

MISS PIGGY: oh Thank you thank you Kissy Kissy!

SCOOP: welcome to our show.

MISS PIGGY: Moi would like to say what a pleasure it is.

SKIP: it's probably the only one.

MISS PIGGY: your life is hanging Kid...

SCOOP: okay having settled with that let us begin, what is your relationship like with Kermit?

MISS PIGGY: well Kermie is the best frog I ever met.

SKIP: don't you mean the only one?

MISS PIGGY: Whatever.......

SKIP: when did you meet Kermit?

MISS PIGGY: I met him at a county fair.

(Shows a clip of Her and Kermit of the Bogan County fair in the Muppet Movie)

SKIP: That's Wonderful

SCOOP: okay, let's tune into Rhonda Rat with some details about the wonderful Christmas celebrations.

(Fades in to Rhonda Rat, Outside the Studio it is snowing)

RHONDA RAT: Thank you Scoop, today I will be asking people about the Joyus Holiday.

(a Green AM with a Leather Jacket walks by)

RHONDA RAT: Excuse me mr, but what can you tell me about Christmas?

GREEN AM: I got no time!

(Green AM walks away when two martians suddenly appeared)

MARTIAN #1: Not Mars

MARTIAN #2: Earth

BOTH MARTIANS: Yip Yip Yip Yip Uh-huh.

RHONDA RAT: Excuse me gentlemen can you tell me anything about Christmas?

BOTH MARTIANS: Christmas, Christmas, Yip Yip Yip.

(the see her Microphone)

MARTIAN #1: Hello

MARTIAN #2: Greetings

MARTIAN #1: Hi there

MARTIAN #2: How are you

RHONDA RAT: TRAP DOOR!

(but the Martians suddenly disappeared, then Bill the Bubble Guy walks by)

RHONDA RAT: Excuse me sir, but what do you know about Christmas?

BILL THE BUBBLE GUY: Hi I'm Bill and Bubbles come out of my head.

(then Bubbles comes out of his head)

RHONDA RAT: that's very interesting but that doesn't quite answer my question.

BILL THE BUBBLE GUY: Christmas is the best time of the year when......now is when Bubbles comes out of your head?

RHONDA RAT: TRAPDOOR!

(Trapdoor appears and Bill falls)

RHONDA RAT: THIS MAKES ME VERY VERY ANGRY! (sigh) back to you Scoop. (and Faints)

(Fades back to Skip and Scoop)

SCOOP: Thank you Rhonda that was informative and somehow creepy. anyway what is your contribution to the Holidays?

MISS PIGGY: well Christmas is about what you want, and if you don't get it well you get tough.

SCOOP: Good though, okay what would you opinion be on Friends and Family on Christmas?

MISS PIGGY: well This year I would try to spend more time with Kermie and Kermie alone.

SCOOP: Okay we are out of time would like to share anything to the Audience?

MISS PIGGY: But of course, moi would like to Say Merry Christmas and get tough if you don't get what you want.

SKIP: That was wacky

SCOOP: words from the other White meat.

MISS PIGGY: THAT DOES IT! HIIIIIIYAAAAAH!

(Karate chops Skip and scoop through the wall of the Studio and into Rhonda Rat)

RHONDA RAT: What The--

SKIP: Mind if we Drop in?

STATLER: Wierd, ever see Christmas like that?

WALDORF: yep,

STATLER: Where?

WALDORF: Last year with my Grandkids.

(Both Laugh)

THE END

 

[MartyMuppets]

This is getting better as the series goes along. I loved the appearance of my favourite muppet.

How about an interview with him sometime soon?

I'm sure it's obvious enough who I mean.

 

[CBPuppets]

yes we all know ! thanks for the encouragement. I just made one with him!