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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen here we go again with muppet Interviews!
SCOOP: Welcome to another edition of You know what.
SKIP: Gee Scoop what is it.
SCOOP: MUPPET INTERVIEWS YOU DUMMY!
SKIP: Oh....
SCOOP: anyway our guest tonight is like a complete contrast with Kermit the Frog. Let's Bring out Lenny The Lizard!
LENNY: gee, thanks guys.....it's swell to be here!
SKIP: that would go without saying.
SCOOP: Yeah....but seriously let's begin.
STATLER: I think you mean let's end.
WALDORF: ehich is what we are going to do right now!
(Both Laugh)
SCOOP: okay Lenny your biggest talent of the muppets was the Inchworm sketch which has been done by Kermit in the 50's is that right?
LENNY: That's right Chief.
SCOOP: and at the time you were auditioning to be an MC too correct.
LENNY: Bingo big shot.
SKIP: ha ha! he said big shot!
SCOOP: Knock it off Skip! okay, what would be your favorite moments of all time with the muppets.
LENNY: I would have to say doing the Comedy Tonight Number and the Happy Together Number with Florence Henderson.
SKIP: Is that so? Well I Heard she's been doing local commercials for Denture guards or something like that....I'm not sure.
SCOOP: Okay one last question why did you audition for the MC and perform the Inchworm Sketch?
LENNY: Well Kermit is kinda like an Idol to me. heck I should try the Rainbow connection song if I audition for American Idol.
SKIP: Good thing Simon cowell isn't here to see that.
SCOOP: that wraps things up is there anything you would like to share to the audience?
LENNY: Yes there is....if you have an Idol try don't overdue it.....it results in a very big disaster.
CRAZY HARRY: Are you looking for big Disaster?
(Explodes room making the desk Split)
WALDORF: never go through that.
STATLER: What Muppet Interviews?
WALDORF: No American Idol!
(Both Laugh)
THE END
SCOOP: Welcome to another edition of You know what.
SKIP: Gee Scoop what is it.
SCOOP: MUPPET INTERVIEWS YOU DUMMY!
SKIP: Oh....
SCOOP: anyway our guest tonight is like a complete contrast with Kermit the Frog. Let's Bring out Lenny The Lizard!
LENNY: gee, thanks guys.....it's swell to be here!
SKIP: that would go without saying.
SCOOP: Yeah....but seriously let's begin.
STATLER: I think you mean let's end.
WALDORF: ehich is what we are going to do right now!
(Both Laugh)
SCOOP: okay Lenny your biggest talent of the muppets was the Inchworm sketch which has been done by Kermit in the 50's is that right?
LENNY: That's right Chief.
SCOOP: and at the time you were auditioning to be an MC too correct.
LENNY: Bingo big shot.
SKIP: ha ha! he said big shot!
SCOOP: Knock it off Skip! okay, what would be your favorite moments of all time with the muppets.
LENNY: I would have to say doing the Comedy Tonight Number and the Happy Together Number with Florence Henderson.
SKIP: Is that so? Well I Heard she's been doing local commercials for Denture guards or something like that....I'm not sure.
SCOOP: Okay one last question why did you audition for the MC and perform the Inchworm Sketch?
LENNY: Well Kermit is kinda like an Idol to me. heck I should try the Rainbow connection song if I audition for American Idol.
SKIP: Good thing Simon cowell isn't here to see that.
SCOOP: that wraps things up is there anything you would like to share to the audience?
LENNY: Yes there is....if you have an Idol try don't overdue it.....it results in a very big disaster.
CRAZY HARRY: Are you looking for big Disaster?
(Explodes room making the desk Split)
WALDORF: never go through that.
STATLER: What Muppet Interviews?
WALDORF: No American Idol!
(Both Laugh)
THE END
