Muppet Interviews With Harry The Hipster

[CBPuppets]

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen.....It's Muppet Interviews wether you like it or not.

SCOOP: Welcome again to Muppet Interviews! Tonight we have a guest all the way from Sam & Friends Let's meet Harry The Hipster.

HARRY THE HIPSTER: Thanks guys I am so hip that I make girls Flip!

SCOOP: okay Harry let's begin, you say you knew Kermit the Frog is that right?

HARRY: Scoop, I knew the green dude, heck he's not even rude.

(Shows clip from the Visual thinking Episode of Sam & Friends)

SKIP: Wow! are some kind of a Ladies man?

HARRY: Like I said I make the Ladies flip Because I am so hip.

SCOOP: interesting.....we'll take you know to Rhonda Rat with another outside news report.

(Fades to Rhonda Rat outside the Studio)

RHONDA RAT: Thank you Scoop. today I will be asking about Harry the Hipster.

(Miss Kitty happens to walk by to her)

RHONDA RAT: Excuse me can you tell something about Harry the Hipster.

MISS KITTY: Sure, he's the guy who loves to blow things up.

RHONDA RAT: No that's Crazy Harry!

MISS KITTY: say are you familiar with this guy? hey maybe you can get him to play ball with me.

RHONDA RAT: TRAPDOOR!

(then a trap door opens and Miss Kitty falls, when Mr. Johnson Comes by)

RHONDA RAT: excuse me what do you about Harry the Hipster.

MR. JOHNSON: I got no time I got got to go to Charlies hopefully Grover the Waiter won't mess up.

(Mr. Johnson Walks away when Lefty walks by)

LEFTY: Hey Bud!

RHONDA RAT: Excuse me can you tell me anything about Harry The Hipster?

LEFTY: I may tell you.....for a Price.

RHONDA RAT: WHAT PRICE?

(Lefty shushes her)

RHONDA RAT: (Whispering) What Price?

LEFTY: Riiiiiiight.....It will cost you one Nickel.

RHONDA RAT: Okay here you go.

(Hands Lefy the Nickel)

LEFTY: Harry is that Hip guy from that Sam show.

RHONDA RAT: Finally Someone got my question right!

LEFTY: It's the same show that Kermit the Frog was in.

RHONDA RAT: Thanks for the info but I must be going.

LEFTY: wait I need another Nickel in terms of Satisfaction.

RHONDA RAT: ANOTHER NICKEL!

(Lefty Sushes her again)

RHONDA RAT: (Whispering) Another Nickel?

LEFTY: Riiiight....so what do ya say missy?

RHONDA RAT: I Say....TRAPDOOR!

(A trap door appears and Lefty Falls)

RHONDA RAT: and there you have it. Back to you Scoop.

(Fades back to the Studio)

SCOOP: Thanks for that Rhonda. There is one thing....what kind of Parodies have you performed during your time.

HARRY THE HIPSTER: Poison to Poison was one of the Best that it was like wearing a nice Leather vest.

(shows a Clip from the Poison to Posion Episode of Sam & Friends)

SKIP: that is Awsome! okay what would be your favorite perfomance be?

HARRY THE HIPSTER: The Old Black Magic was so cool that you wouldn't be such a fool.

(Shows a Clip from the Black Magic Episode from Sam & Friends)

SCOOP: okay we are out of time! any words of Wisdom Harry.

HARRY THE HIPSTER: Yessireee........You can be hip to make ladies flip too. you can use your own slang to make your day a bang.

CRAZY HARRY: did Somebody say Bang!

(Explodes the room with some of the ceiling falling on him)

STATLER: Well how did you like the show?

WALDORF: it was so bad it was the best show they ever had!

(Both Laugh)

 

[MartyMuppets]

This is a wonderful series. Keep up the good work.