Muppet Interviews with Grover

[CBPuppets]

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen Muppet Interviews with Skip and Scoop.

SCOOP: Thank you and Welcome again to muppet Interviews were we Look into the Pros and Cons of the Muppets.

SKIP: Really.....are your'e sure this isn't about getting dirt on them?
(Skip literally takes out a bag of Dirt)

SCOOP: No you Wierdo! Well anyway tonight we have a new kind of guest. Introducing all the way from Sesame Street Here he Is the Incredible Grover!

GROVER: HELLLOOOOO EVERYBODIEEEEEEEE! Thank you! Thank you Thank you!

STATLER AND WALDORF: GOOOOO HOOOOME EVERYBODIEEEEEEEE!
(Both Laugh)

SCOOP: Will ya be quiet. well Grover tell the viewers about yourself.

GROVER: Thanks Scoop. well I like to help my friends from Sesame Street.

WALDORF: Really can you help us get out of this Interview?
(Both Laugh)

GROVER: Yeah, but anyway I usually travel around the world and present stuff to the cute little Children.

(the whole Audience does that Awwww thing)

SKIP: woah that's so nice......anyway who would your best friend be?

GROVER: My best Friend would be Either Elmo or my good close Friend Kermit.

SCOOP: You hear that folks the guy has a good taste in friends.

SKIP: you could do a lecture on that.

GROVER: Thanks Skip.

STATLER: You don't look like you could do Lectures.

WALDORF: In fact you don't look like you could do anything.
(Both Laugh)

GROVER: We have a saying that of you can't say something nice then don't say anything at all.

WALDORF: Well saying nothing is better then Nothing at all.
(Both Laugh)

SCOOP: well we ran out of time is there anything you like to say to the Audience?

GROVER: yes there is. Start your Morning with a blast.

CRAZY HARRY: Did Somebody Say Blast?
(Explodes the room with Scoop, Skip, and Grover Chasing after Crazy Harry)

WALDORF: Wonder if he can tell us how to get to Sesame Street.

STATLER: If he does then he could tell us how to get out of this Interview.
(Both Laugh)

THE END

 

[MartyMuppets]

That was very funny.