Muppet Interviews with Ernie & Bert

[CBPuppets]

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen. Muppet Interviews!

SCOOP: Thank you! and welcome to another exciting edition of Muppet Interviews where we get the inside Scoop--

SKIP: talking in third Person?

SCOOP: No you Idiot!
(Hits Skip in the Head)

SCOOP: Sorry about that folks.....but seriously let's bring out our Special guest or Guests to be more clear Ernie and Bert!

ERNIE: thank you! Thank you! it's really great to be here Right Bert?

BERT: If you say so Ernie....

ERNIE: What's Wrong Bert?

BERT: I never been in these kind of interviews before.

SCOOP: No worries Gentlemen our interview isn't that personal.

STATLER: It's only Personal to you!

WALDORF: If you have any secrets to share that is.
(Both Laugh)

SCOOP: Knock it off! now let's begin how long have you been on sesame street?

BERT: About 40 years or so.

SKIP: How do you get along with each other after all these years?

ERNIE: Well Skip although we have our differences we always learn to get along.

SKIP: That's nice but there is one other thing that's been bothering me....What ever happen to the "Loose-Nose" Gag?

BERT: What Loose Nose Gag? I have no Idea what you're talking about!

ERNIE: I see what you mean.
(Ernie takes Bert's Nose off his face)

BERT: ERNIE! Why did you do that for!

ERNIE: Sorry Bert.....Scoop wanted to see it.

SKIP: I sure did!
(Breaks into laughter)

SCOOP:Come on this an Interview not a comedy club!

ERNIE: Sorry Scoop....
(Puts the Nose back on Bert's Face)

BERT: That is exactly what I was Avoiding!

WALDORF: You should get a nose job!

STATLER: No he should get a real job!
(Both Laugh)

ERNIE: hey that's not nice!

STATLER: You know what else is not nice?

ERNIE & BERT: What?

STATLER & WALDORF: This Interview!
(Both Laugh)

SCOOP: that wraps it up here. is there anything you guys would like to say to the Audience?

ERNIE: Sure....treat others the way you would like to be treated.

BERT: and Be sure to be nice to friends.

ERNIE & BERT: and always be yourself.
(Both does their Trademark Laugh)

SKIP: that was the worst thing I have ever heard. That makes me want to blow up!

CRAZY HARRY: Did somebody say Blow Up!
(Explodes the room causing Ernie and Bert to run from the Studio)

STATLER: Running gags are Older than Me!

WALDORF: well you're older than Lunch Meat!
(Both Laugh)

THE END

 

[MartyMuppets]

Ah yes the good old loose nose gag. I remember that well. Poor old Bert