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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen. Muppet Interviews!
SCOOP: Thank you! and welcome to another exciting edition of Muppet Interviews where we get the inside Scoop--
SKIP: talking in third Person?
SCOOP: No you Idiot!
(Hits Skip in the Head)
SCOOP: Sorry about that folks.....but seriously let's bring out our Special guest or Guests to be more clear Ernie and Bert!
ERNIE: thank you! Thank you! it's really great to be here Right Bert?
BERT: If you say so Ernie....
ERNIE: What's Wrong Bert?
BERT: I never been in these kind of interviews before.
SCOOP: No worries Gentlemen our interview isn't that personal.
STATLER: It's only Personal to you!
WALDORF: If you have any secrets to share that is.
(Both Laugh)
SCOOP: Knock it off! now let's begin how long have you been on sesame street?
BERT: About 40 years or so.
SKIP: How do you get along with each other after all these years?
ERNIE: Well Skip although we have our differences we always learn to get along.
SKIP: That's nice but there is one other thing that's been bothering me....What ever happen to the "Loose-Nose" Gag?
BERT: What Loose Nose Gag? I have no Idea what you're talking about!
ERNIE: I see what you mean.
(Ernie takes Bert's Nose off his face)
BERT: ERNIE! Why did you do that for!
ERNIE: Sorry Bert.....Scoop wanted to see it.
SKIP: I sure did!
(Breaks into laughter)
SCOOP:Come on this an Interview not a comedy club!
ERNIE: Sorry Scoop....
(Puts the Nose back on Bert's Face)
BERT: That is exactly what I was Avoiding!
WALDORF: You should get a nose job!
STATLER: No he should get a real job!
(Both Laugh)
ERNIE: hey that's not nice!
STATLER: You know what else is not nice?
ERNIE & BERT: What?
STATLER & WALDORF: This Interview!
(Both Laugh)
SCOOP: that wraps it up here. is there anything you guys would like to say to the Audience?
ERNIE: Sure....treat others the way you would like to be treated.
BERT: and Be sure to be nice to friends.
ERNIE & BERT: and always be yourself.
(Both does their Trademark Laugh)
SKIP: that was the worst thing I have ever heard. That makes me want to blow up!
CRAZY HARRY: Did somebody say Blow Up!
(Explodes the room causing Ernie and Bert to run from the Studio)
STATLER: Running gags are Older than Me!
WALDORF: well you're older than Lunch Meat!
(Both Laugh)
THE END
SCOOP: Thank you! and welcome to another exciting edition of Muppet Interviews where we get the inside Scoop--
SKIP: talking in third Person?
SCOOP: No you Idiot!
(Hits Skip in the Head)
SCOOP: Sorry about that folks.....but seriously let's bring out our Special guest or Guests to be more clear Ernie and Bert!
ERNIE: thank you! Thank you! it's really great to be here Right Bert?
BERT: If you say so Ernie....
ERNIE: What's Wrong Bert?
BERT: I never been in these kind of interviews before.
SCOOP: No worries Gentlemen our interview isn't that personal.
STATLER: It's only Personal to you!
WALDORF: If you have any secrets to share that is.
(Both Laugh)
SCOOP: Knock it off! now let's begin how long have you been on sesame street?
BERT: About 40 years or so.
SKIP: How do you get along with each other after all these years?
ERNIE: Well Skip although we have our differences we always learn to get along.
SKIP: That's nice but there is one other thing that's been bothering me....What ever happen to the "Loose-Nose" Gag?
BERT: What Loose Nose Gag? I have no Idea what you're talking about!
ERNIE: I see what you mean.
(Ernie takes Bert's Nose off his face)
BERT: ERNIE! Why did you do that for!
ERNIE: Sorry Bert.....Scoop wanted to see it.
SKIP: I sure did!
(Breaks into laughter)
SCOOP:Come on this an Interview not a comedy club!
ERNIE: Sorry Scoop....
(Puts the Nose back on Bert's Face)
BERT: That is exactly what I was Avoiding!
WALDORF: You should get a nose job!
STATLER: No he should get a real job!
(Both Laugh)
ERNIE: hey that's not nice!
STATLER: You know what else is not nice?
ERNIE & BERT: What?
STATLER & WALDORF: This Interview!
(Both Laugh)
SCOOP: that wraps it up here. is there anything you guys would like to say to the Audience?
ERNIE: Sure....treat others the way you would like to be treated.
BERT: and Be sure to be nice to friends.
ERNIE & BERT: and always be yourself.
(Both does their Trademark Laugh)
SKIP: that was the worst thing I have ever heard. That makes me want to blow up!
CRAZY HARRY: Did somebody say Blow Up!
(Explodes the room causing Ernie and Bert to run from the Studio)
STATLER: Running gags are Older than Me!
WALDORF: well you're older than Lunch Meat!
(Both Laugh)
THE END
Poor old Bert 
