Muppet Interviews with Desiree

[CBPuppets]

ANNOUNCER: ladies and Gentlemen....Brace yourselves for another Edition of Muppet Interviews!

SCOOP: thank you and welcome to Muppet interviews which is like the Howard Stern show but more cleaner.

SKIP: what do you mean Scoop?

SCOOP: well Skip I mean.....NO THAT'S NOT WHAT WERE HERE FOR THAT!

SKIP: oh....

SCOOP: But let's bring a special guest that was well recognized but people was too happy about thier own fame to care. okay a Dragon direct from Puppetman the Lovely Desiree!

DESIREE: Thanks....it's very nice to meet y'all.

SKIP: thanks but it's not that big of a deal.

SCOOP: Okay let's get the interview underway.

WALDORF: don't you mean get the interview out of here?

STATLER: yeah until no one can see you!

(Both Laugh)

SCOOP: KNOCK IT OFF! okay having settled with that......

SKIP: Actually I have a two Part question.....one, are you a ladies man? and two why did no one ever notice you?

DESIREE: well Sug, when it comes to it.....most Tv pilots are something to be trashed at the first sight. and as for the other question maybe maybe not.

SCOOP: okay, here's another question, who do you usually tolerate during your audition in the pilot?

DESIREE: well, there's Butane, he's kinda like Kermit the frog a calm type if you will, and there's sweet little candle...

SKIP: What kind of friend is a candle?

DESIREE: no hon, Candle is a small dragon who is very friendly.

SKIP: thank goodness I thought I was going crazy!

SCOOP: you usually are....well were are all out of time is there anything you would like to say to the audience?

DESIREE: yes hon, ther is. like Kermit the Frog's Ambitions, try your best to conquer your goal.

(Then she goes up to Skip and Scoop and kisses them on the cheek)

SKIP: WOWWEEE! that sends up a huge blast!

CRAZY HARRY: Did somebody call for a huge blast!

(Explodes the room with Desiree, Skip, and Scoop Chasing him)

WALDORF: I've been enjoying this interview a whole lot more now!

STATLER: are you joking?

WALDORF: no I turned off my Hearing as soon as the show started!

(Both Laugh)

THE END

 

[The Count]

Good effort. Woulda liked to see this one go longer, and the question about "being a ladies' man" is somewhat confusing.

Thanks for sharing with us.

 

[CBPuppets]

the question was used in a Flirtatious Manner.

 

[TotallySpiesFan]

How about... "Muppet Interviews with the One-Sentence Birds"?

 

[The Count]

Yeah... But it's a question being asked by a male character directed to or at a female character, which is why I say it's a bit confusing. A female character as a ladies' man? See what I mean? Again, thanks for sharing this with us.

 

[TotallySpiesFan]

Okay then. How about... "Muppet Interviews with Miss Kitty"?

 

[CBPuppets]

Oh the Question.........I was referring to Skip and his Flirting attempts.

 

[CBPuppets]

I will make an alternate Version of the Interview because I just relized that I made a bunch of Typing errors. here goes....

ANNOUNCER: ladies and gentlemen.....watch out for another muppet interviews!

SCOOP: welcome to muppet interviews where it gets so good that even Howard Stern can learn to clean up his act.

SKIP: what do you mean Scoop?

SCOOP: well you see.......wait a minute WERE NO HERE FOR THAT! but we are here to introduce a very special guest who is less known to society today.

SKIP: can you explain that?

SCOOP: I mean direct from a tv pilot called puppetman which by the way the muppets are very interested in that for some strange reason.....the lovely Desiree!

DESIREE: gee thank you! and thank you! it's a pleasure to be here sug.

SKIP: The pleasure's all mine.

SCOOP: Okay let's get this interview underway!

STATLER: don't you mean out of here?

WALDORF: Out of here so no one can Watch it!

(Both Laugh)

SCOOP: KNOCK IT OFF WILL YA! sorry about that now let's begin......

SKIP: Actually I have a two part question....one why doesn't anyone recognize you anymore? and two you must be a good lover to every men?

DESIREE: Well Skip, one I have been recognized for quite some time but other people today are too busy about their own fame and wealth to care.

SKIP: wow...(sniff) that's sad.

DESIREE: as for your second question, there are certain Men I have a thing for.

(shows a clip with Desiree flirting with Clyde)

SKIP: wow now that should've been your catchphrase I mean "a Male with my mail" now that's funny.

DESIREE: awww....thanks hon,

STATLER: you should sing in a concert!

DESIREE: Well I do like to sing solo.

WALDORF Solo?

STATLER: she means so low that no one can hear her!

(Both Laugh)

SCOOP: CUT THAT OUT! okay miss Desiree just one last question....who on the show do you usually tolerate?

DESIREE: well Scoop, first there's Buthane, he's very calm and very patient, then there's Cinders, she's a sweet girl but sometimes she never goes out to play with people because she believes that her mother said that they are a bad influence.

SKIP: Once again...(Sniff) That's sad.

DESIREE: and then there's candle.

SKIP: wait! who has a candle for a friend?

DESRIEE: no silly (Chuckles) candle is a little dragon who is very friendly.

SKIP: whew! and I thought I was going crazy.

SCOOP: you usually are....

SKIP: well at least I didn't try to make "Hey Stupid" as a title for Sesame Street.

(Shows a Clip of Scoop suggesting the title on the SS Pitch Reel)

SCOOP: Okay I deserve that....

SKIP: Okay we are out of time would you like to say anything to the Audience Desiree?

DESIREE: Well Skip there is....Like Kermit the Frog's Ambitions try your best to conquer your goal.

(Desiree walks up and Kisses Skip and Scoop on the cheek)

SKIP: WOWEEE! that sends up a huge Bang!

CRAZY HARRY: did somebody say huge Bang?

(Explodes room and Desiree, Skip and Scoop Chases after Crazy Harry)

WALDORF: I loved that!

STATLER: so! you also loved the War of 1812!

THE END

I hope this Version is better.

 

[The Count]

Thanks. The reworking of this Muppet interview went over much better. A very good turnaround indeed.

 

[MartyMuppets]

I loved that one. I could picture it in my mind crystal clear.
Am I up to date with all your interviews?