Muppet Email System

[Beauregard]

Fro: Piggy
To: Kermit

Subject: Get Lost

Hellllllo,

GET LOST!

Piggy

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To: Beth C
From: Beau

Subject: Game

Are we the only ones playing???

 

[Beth C]

To: Beau

From: Beth C

Subject: Re: Game

I dunno.. sometimes I wonder

Beth C

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To: Piggy

From: Kermit

Subject: Getting Lost

I'd rather not. Please will you let me see you? I can fix your hair back to it's previous glamorous state.

Huggles,

Kermit

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To: Kermit

From: Piggy

Subject: Re: Getting Lost

Huggles? Oh alright. I could never resist huggles from you.

Piggy

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To: Everyone

From: Kermit

Subject: Don't tease the Pig

I've found Miss Piggy and gotten her to calm down. Under NO circumstance are you to make any reference to her once PURPLE hair. Ignorance of this rule will result in unemployment.

Kermit the (still in one piece) Frog

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To: Rizzo

From: Gonzo

Subject: Purple suits

Heh, heh heh. Hey, you want to wear purple for tonight's act?

Gonzolo the daring

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To: Beauregard

From: Kermit

Subject: Stage Curtains

Please REMOVE those PURPLE ones before Piggy shows up!

Kermit

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To: Kermit

From: Scooter

Subject: Lunch

Hey, Boss, lunch just arrived but I was unsure who ordered the Grape Juice, Purple Jellybeans, and Grapes. It was marked to be delivered to Miss Piggy, but I wasn't sure.

Scooter

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To: Rizzo

From: Pepe

Subject: Music

Hey I managed to get that copy of Purple People Eater for you, hokay?

Pepe

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[Infinity Sirius]

To: Kermit
From: Beauregard
Subject: Purple Paint

When do you want me to pant Miss Piggy's dressing room purple?

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To: Kermit
From: Statler
CC: Waldorf
Subject: Purple Pig

What do you call purple pig?

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To: Kermit
From: Waldorf
CC: Staler
Subject: Purple Pig

Miss Piggy as a lab experiment!

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To: Kermit
From: Statler and Waldorf
Subject: Purple Pig

Dohohohohohohohohohohohohoh!

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To: Gonzo
From: Robin
CC: Crazy Harry
Subject: Cannon Act

Instead of using a cannon, how about we attach ourselves to rockets instead?

Harry, do you think you can get us some?

Robin

 

[Beauregard]

To: Kermit
From: Pops

Subject: Purple top.

I just got a message from someone that I am meant to hand out purple t-shirts to all tonight's guest, is that right?

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To: Scooter
From: Dr Suess

Subject: Purple eggs and ham

I am sorry, dear Scoot,
But the point really is mute,
I shall not write that on a train, or in a plane or in the rain, or with a goat on a boat etc...
Thank you though,
For you suggestgo,

Dr Suess

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To: Purple Scaley Monster
From: Sweetums

Subject: Tonight's appearence.

Hi Bro,

I just heard you is popping in for an appearence tonight.

Congratulations for being choosen to come.

See you later,
Sweetums

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To: Sweetums
From: Robin

Subject: Kermit

Hi Sweetums, can you tell Uncle Kermit to let me perform with Gonzo? He might listen to you more than me.

Your Friend,
Robin Frog

 

[Infinity Sirius]

To: Gonzo
From: Robin
Subject: Rocket Routine

Hi Gonzo,

I got Sweetums to help me persuade Uncle Kermit and he agreed for us to do the Rocket Routine. I also got Crazy Harry to donate a few rockets.

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To: Dead Frog
From: Disgruntled Pig
CC: Everyone
Subject: Enough is Enough!

Dear Kermie,
For the past few days I have noticed the amount of purple items that have taken over the theater and it is starting to agitate moi. I want vous to understand that I am a very patient pig, up until moi's temperment starts to flare!

So unless vous wishes for Doc Hopper to making a house call, I suggest you stop the purple gags.

The same things goes for everyone else! I know the Humane Society would love to come by and pick a few people up.

Au revior!
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To: Hamhock
From: Floyd
Subject: FooFoo

Like your little canine companion? By the way, they came for her last week!

Heehee

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To:Everyone
From: Kermit
Subject: Vacation

Due to the amount of chaos at the theater, I have decided to take an early vacation and will thus be gone for the next six years. I leave Crazy Harry in charge of the theater and has my permission to blow things up.

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To: Everyone
From: The REAL Kermit
Subject: Very Funny

As much as I would like to go on vacation, I am not and whoever sent out that e-mail is in big trouble!

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To: Kermit
From: Crazy Harry
Subject: Re:Very Funny

Did somebody say blow up?!

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To: Crazy Harry
From: Kermit
Subject: Re: Re: Very Funny

Don't even think about it!

 

[Beauregard]

To: Rowlf
From: Kermit

Subject: Help

Control tips needed. How can I stop this e-mail system from creating total caoes(sp?)?

 

[Beauregard]

To: Singing Food
From: Chef

Subject: Ver de blip?

Ven sing, singery kitchen tonighty, berg? Ya?

Chef

 

[Infinity Sirius]

To: Chef
From: Singing Food
Subject: Re: Ver de blip?

Sorry we don't speak mock Swedish, but the lobsters in cowboy hats do.

 

[Beauregard]

To: Lobsters
From: Chef

Subject: Tell de blip, blip, singgggggin foooood

Cun de Singggggin fooood, ven sing, singery kitchen tonighty, berg? Ya?

Cheffy

 

[Beth C]

To: Everyone

From: Kermit

Subject: New Schedules are up

Please check your emails for the new acts for the week. And the new guest stars. Any objections should be directed to my email. Oh, and the Rocket act has been CANCELLED. Yes, CANCELLED. No changing my mind on that one.

Kermit

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To: Kermit

From: Piggy

Subject: Guest Star

Kermie.. how in the world did you book J K Rowling? Does this mean we can do a Harry Potter show? That would be a lot of fun. Who would be whom on the show?

Piggy

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To: Kermit

From: Gonzo

Subject: Guest Star

Ooooo! A Harry Potter guest! Can I be Voldemort?? Huh? Can I?? Can I?

Gonzo the dark wizard

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To: Kermit

From: Fozzie

Subject: Guest Star

What's this about a Harry Potter show? Who could I be? Who are you going to be?

Foz

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To: Uncle Kermit

From: Robin

Subject: Rocket Act

Darn.

Robin the disappointed frog

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