Muppet College Roommates

[The Count]

Mokey, upon returning from the bathroom, notices a basket of little round rollies and brings it inside.
Mokey: "Excuse me, Eduardo, but what is this?"
Oh my, that's an Easter basket. Those little round rollies aren't rollies, they're chocolates. And if I'm not mistaken, there are a few Snickers chocolate eggs there too.
Mokey: "Oh, they're chocolate Easter eggs!"
Yes, and we must thank the Easter GonzoGirl for deliviring them to our doorstep.

Mokey and the Count (MC): "Happy Easter to the dorms and everyone here!"

 

[Aaron]

Aaron and statler and waldorf are checking on pepole

anyone need or insults

 

[G-MAN]

Me:Hey Rizzo, I've heard that people are finding eastery treats on their doorsteps, have you seen ours?
Rizzo: (lying in a basket with huge bulging stomach, egg shell pieces all over) Nope, urrp, haven't seen anything.

 

[The Count]

You think that's bad G-Man? I can picture it now, Cookie Monster trying to convince Baby Cookie to give up the chocolate chip cookies in the basket on Erine81981's doorstep.

 

[Klonoa]

Joe the Armadillo: Hey you think that's bad. Last night I curled up in this basket with comfy plastic grass in it, rolled up into a egg like ball and fell asleep, AND NOW I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM!

 

[The Count]

Relax Joe, you're among friends. Besides, you're right here in the Muppet College Dorms. And on the doorstep of your room, #35 even. Just knock on the door and ask Klonoa to let you back into your room.
Hope everyone's had a swell Easter and have a good night.

 

[Erine81981]

Woke up this morning to find Easter Basket....

Thanks Easter Bunny! This is good.

Grover: My my what a cute little egg.

Herry: Throw me a chocolate easter egg. I love chocotate!

Where's Cookie?


We find Cookie sneaking around Gonzo's Girls room.........

Cookie: Me got to fine something. There has to be some cookies around here. *thinks a bit* Me know! *runs off*

 

[The Count]

Just hope that he doesn't come back disguised as a baby. Anyway, the cookies were in the basket dropped off by that Easter GonzoGirl at Kyle's room's doorstep. You should try looking there first, if your roommates haven't taken them all yet CM.

 

[GonzoGirl]

*peaks out into the hall, wearing bunny ears, seeing Cookie scuffling about, and hands him a cookie basket*
There you are, Cookie! Fresh out of the oven...chocolate chip, snickerdoodles, and frosted sugar cookies shaped like easter eggs!
*wriggles nose like a wabbit, and ducks back inside*

Hoggle: Oh! A basket full of baubles!! Dems just lovely...

 

[The Count]

*In hushed tones.
Yes Bella, now is the time to carry out our plan. Did you get the rest of the bats to come and help? Hexcellent. Now fly, my lovelies.
*Bats fly out of the Count (MC) and Mokey's room with little bundles clutched in their talons. They exit through the window and re-enter the dorms.
*The bats then enter each dorm room through their windows silently and leave a package of chocolate chip number cookies in each room.
*Bats all return to their leader's roost in Room #1. Did you carry out our plan? Good, this was necessary for everyone to get their number cookies. If we had left them on the doorsteps Cookie Monster would've gotten to each and every package like a tornado sweeping across the plain. But now we're assured that all the boarders will have their number cookies to themselves. Well done, my little bats, now off you go to your bumper car race.

Happy Easter to all.